The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

Enjoy your vagina.

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The only people with vaginas are those who let society form the way they see men and women.

You giant pussy.

Also I'm at the point where beer isn't necessarily terrible for me either, doesn't make the line of thinking any better.

it's called an acquired taste you feebs. broccoli, tomatoes, liquor, vagina.

It's called double standards.

If people want women to stop being victimized whores who steal everything men are worth, you can't just try and change the stereotypes applied to women, you have to denounce all of them.

This is just a small part of the same thing. Say what you will but you can't complain about that shit if you're going to classify things as girl drinks or real man drinks.

I'll drink both depending on my mood, purely drunk, go with whatever gets the job done the fastest, slow drinking, start off with something sweet then maybe something hard later on. Whatever. You vaginas can keep your idiocy.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

I used to drink stuff like what you do, but I still tried to get into beer for a while. Eventually I got used to the way it tastes, and where it used to all be the same (and kinda crappy) to me I can now recognize the different flavors and I like a lot of beer. If you don't want to bother then don't but the idea of learning to like it is a big thing for this style of drink, especially with it having a taste so different from most all-ages legal drinks that you find all over.

You say if you enjoy the flavor then cool, but the point of getting used to it is that you enjoy the flavor of the alcohol itself instead of just the additives. It's like eating a Snickers just because you want some peanuts.

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this is too fucking true

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

it's called an acquired taste you feebs. broccoli, tomatoes, liquor, vagina.

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when doc speaks, y'all bitches best recognize...

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

It's called double standards.

blah blah blah random statement about why I'm not a pussy blah blah blah it's my body I'll do what I want blah blah blah I'm gunna go cry now.

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I'm sorry, that's just how I read it.

Here's a thought: If you like "bitch drinks" or mixed drinks or whatever you want to call them, how about you enjoy yourself and drink them and stop fucking caring weather or not that makes you accepted as a male? Looking for male acceptance on TnL shouldn't be paramount in your life.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

You say if you enjoy the flavor then cool, but the point of getting used to it is that you enjoy the flavor of the alcohol itself instead of just the additives. It's like eating a Snickers just because you want some peanuts.

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I've chosen to eat Snickers because they have peanuts in them before. Not really the same thing, but I didn't want to share and my friend nearby has a serious peanut allergy so it was an easy call. Although it was during college and some other people tried to mooch it off me anyway so I was still forced to tell them to fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

it's called an acquired taste you feebs. broccoli, tomatoes, liquor, vagina.

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Tomatoes? What an odd thing to put in that list.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

I'll drink both depending on my mood, purely drunk, go with whatever gets the job done the fastest, slow drinking, start off with something sweet then maybe something hard later on. Whatever. You vaginas can keep your idiocy.

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I've ordered Appletini's and dachari's with homosexual flair before. (and one time when I ordered an appletini it was in front of a smoking hot italian girl who I eventually dated for four months back in November until she moved to Vancouver. I insulted her vodka soda as being girly and told her to watch how a real man did it. She gave me this dirty look and then I ordered an appletini really girlishly. It was the perfect opening for me to talk and dance with this hot girl that was probably way out of my league.) Lesson learned: drink whatever the fuck you want and don't explain it to anybody with anything other than a fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I've ordered Appletini's and dachari's with homosexual flair before. (and one time when I ordered an appletini it was in front of a smoking hot italian girl who I eventually dated for four months back in November until she moved to Vancouver. I insulted her vodka soda as being girly and told her to watch how a real man did it. She gave me this dirty look and then I ordered an appletini really girlishly. It was the perfect opening for me to talk and dance with this hot girl that was probably way out of my league.) Lesson learned: drink whatever the fuck you want and don't explain it to anybody with anything other than a fuck off.

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thats what I'm fucking talking about. Drew, you da pimp. and I'm pretty sure you're appletini doesn't disqualify you from having a penis. although from the looks of this thread, I could be wrong :p

I've cored pineapples with it.

It's not that I care or even give a damn, it's because here at TNL we bitch a lot about how terrible women are, how they are raised to think oh marriage is every womans dream.

When the same shit goes for men though people stand behind it, it's hypocrisy and it bugs the hell out of me. Men are raised being told Beer is for men and all those other drinks are for women. Anytime someone brings up something masculine and not I will point out this stupidity. But none of it really effects me, but if I only call out shit that effects me that's just as bad no?

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I've cored pineapples with it.

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I'm not sure if I should be scared or turned the hell on.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

It's not that I care or even give a damn, it's because here at TNL we bitch a lot about how terrible women are, how they are raised to think oh marriage is every womans dream.

When the same shit goes for men though people stand behind it, it's hypocrisy and it bugs the hell out of me. Men are raised being told Beer is for men and all those other drinks are for women. Anytime someone brings up something masculine and not I will point out this stupidity. But none of it really effects me, but if I only call out shit that effects me that's just as bad no?

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I was raised thinking alcohol in general was bad (way to go, Christians), yet it was always readily available in my house. My father is the manliest man I know, he drinks straight anything, almost every day. But then again, when I made him a vodka stinger, his eyes rolled into the back of his head and he loved it. I'm just saying I like the taste of most alcohol, as much as I used to hate it. But the fact that every now and again I'll enjoy a rum and coke or a fucking mojito doesn't mean I'm less of a man. And if someone said I was, I'd laugh and enjoy the banter. People need to stop taking drinks so seriously. It's fucking alcohol either way. If you aren't drinking it to get drunk, THATS when you become a pussy. Or a casual drinker. Which, imo, is the same thing.

BTW, I picked up a bottle of that 8 year distilled Bicardi today (didn't even know it existed) and I'm about 15 shots in while having nothing to eat today. I'm feeling pretty nice. Try it if you never have, it's a smooth motherfucker.

If you drink only to get drunk then who gives a fuck what it is. If its to enjoy and appreciate the taste, thats when you can get all high and mighty about your single malt wiskeys and your wines.