The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

truth.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

It's called double standards.

If people want women to stop being victimized whores who steal everything men are worth, you can't just try and change the stereotypes applied to women, you have to denounce all of them.

This is just a small part of the same thing. Say what you will but you can't complain about that shit if you're going to classify things as girl drinks or real man drinks.

I'll drink both depending on my mood, purely drunk, go with whatever gets the job done the fastest, slow drinking, start off with something sweet then maybe something hard later on. Whatever. You vaginas can keep your idiocy.

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If it makes you feel any better, I make fun of my girlfriend for drinking shitty girl drinks too.

No Vodka in the house so this weekend I took down a bottle of Kahula and with a half gallon of milk. Was delighted to notice yesterday that I misread the date on the milk and it expired 8/5.

*-neo

that's gross

*-rich

Truly, oddly it tasted just fine. *-neo

Totally.

So we have a floor cleaning service in here tonight. After I closed I got high with one of my waitresses in her car then came back and made a 32oz vodka and coke. Now I'm listening to this guy ramble on about life and god knows what while I drink.

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Originally Posted by neoalphazero

Truly, oddly it tasted just fine. *-neo

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still gross imo *-rich

Also, J&P pizza is delicious

and now, a yuengling.

You're supposed to drink then smoke.

That's how you end up waking up in the grass in college park in a pool of what you hope is your own filth.