Hay wb back Josh! Sup?
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Yeah, I know. No, really, believe me, I know. I wish I would have just listened to the inner hippie that one time, because it was trying to tell me, "Hey, idiot, they don't have a plan for once they get Hussein."
That is so going into my sig.
I say treat her to a HUGE dinner. I mean, HUGE. Make sure she's extremely full. About an hour later you should fuck her in the bhole SO hardcore, all while pressing in her stomach with great force. Do this for like 15 minutes. Soon she'll shit. Then you have a wonderful excuse to break up with her. Be sure to berate the little scat tramp as much as possible.
"STUPID BITCH! SHITTIN' ALL OVER MY BED!!? I TREAT YOU TO A WONDERFUL DINNER AND YOU REPAY ME BY TAKING A DUMP ALL OVER MY BED?!?!?"
Stuff like that works really well.
I am a social libertarian. I've never towed the DNC party line on here. I just tend to agree more with the Democrats than the Bushite cult, as everyone should.