International talk like a pirate day

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Today is International talk like a pirate day.(yarr)

My favorite time of the year! Avast!

arr, this fair maiden's chest be protrudin' like a mainsail on a fine summer's day.

You'll note they don't have Talk Like a Ninja Day, since it would just be a lot of people wailing on their guitars.

Arr. One of my mateys at work be playing WoW and I find it funny that ye can transform into a pirate (or a ninja, if'n ye be lucky). Avast.

What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!

Arr! Back to the poop deck... 'fore i be made to walk the plank!

Arrrr we be boardin' minivans all day. Got a boardin' plank and when we run alongisde another vessel that is open to attack we run it out the starboard side and demand coin.

Arrrr, take one hostage and shave 'is belly with a rusty razor, AAArrrr.

Yarr, cotc gave me scurvy.

Yo ho ho and a bottel o' rum me mum always said.

Shivar me timbars and shake me brow. Me land lovin' lady has been hit wit da ugly stick one to many times.

Yar, 'tis a glorious night for swabbin' yer mum's poop deck.