Originally Posted by
MechDeus
As a pair of squirrels ran across the road a lady slammed on her brakes. The guy behind her did as well, and the woman behind him tapped his car. The van behind her managed to brake, as did I behind him. The guy behind me, however, did not and plowed into my car and drove it into the van. My car still runs, but it isn't pretty and the exhaust hangs down, and now I have a citation for driving too close since I got slammed into the van on top of the other charges.
The lady who initially stopped? She drove off and no one got her license plate. Fucking hell.