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21 Oct 2006, 03:31 AM
Tenchimo Dos

Come here boy!

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TACOMA, Wash. (AP) _ A Spanaway man accused of having sex with the family dog is apparently the first person charged under Washington's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony.

Pierce County prosecutors say the 26-year-old was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.

The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.

McPhail has pleaded not guilty to one count of first-degree animal cruelty. He posted bail today, and his trial is scheduled for December 11th. Conviction could mean up to a year in jail.

The bestiality law took effect in June. It was prompted by an incident in Enumclaw where a man died after having sex with a horse.

(Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Seems like his wife wasn't putting out much, or she didn't like his doggystyle.
21 Oct 2006, 03:37 AM
Captain Vegetable

She was trying to catch him riding dirty, I think.
21 Oct 2006, 03:41 AM
Mykozo

He's just too white and nerdy.

Can someone contact her to sign up and post pics? Instant VB access ftw. I don't care how sick you think that is, pics of a dude humping a pit-terrier would make me lol.

Cell cam pics of her husband getting down with the dog. I don't know who to feel worse for...
21 Oct 2006, 11:51 AM
Port

Owned indeed. So his wife was home when he was doing this? He's a sick fuck, but a dumb sick fuck.
21 Oct 2006, 01:15 PM
voltz

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Can someone contact her to sign up and post pics? Instant VB access ftw. I don't care how sick you think that is, pics of a dude humping a pit-terrier would make me lol.

I belive this must be done, even if it does go against moral standards.
23 Oct 2006, 11:47 PM
Gohron

I wonder if the law was inspired by Mr. Hands
24 Oct 2006, 12:03 AM
jyoung

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Originally Posted by Gohron

I wonder if the law was inspired by Mr. Hands

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The bestiality law took effect in June. It was prompted by an incident in Enumclaw where a man died after having sex with a horse.
24 Oct 2006, 12:23 AM
Gohron

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Originally Posted by wEEman33

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Oops, I'm slightly intoxicated...sorry. :P
24 Oct 2006, 12:40 AM
Critical Overdrive

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Originally Posted by Captain Vegetable

She was trying to catch him riding dirty, I think.

Ban plz. kthx
24 Oct 2006, 03:22 PM
icarusfall

Is it really animal cruelty if the dog isn't struggling?
24 Oct 2006, 03:32 PM
Gymkata

To make sure everyone knows, Riding dirty has nothing to do with sex. It means riding around with stuff that the police would arrest you for. Mkay? The songs all over the place and you think people would listen to the lyrics.
24 Oct 2006, 03:35 PM
icarusfall

I'm pretty sure we all know that. At least we should.
24 Oct 2006, 03:40 PM
Gymkata

youd be suprised
24 Oct 2006, 03:56 PM
Tenchimo Dos

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

youd be suprised

Yeah well, some people have sex with dogs.
24 Oct 2006, 04:04 PM
Mzo

So did the sex with a horse kill him with some horse vagina disease, or did the horse kill him while they were having sex with a kick or what?
24 Oct 2006, 04:10 PM
Tenchimo Dos

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Originally Posted by Mzo

So did the sex with a horse kill him with some horse vagina disease, or did the horse kill him while they were having sex with a kick or what?

Haha. A man's colon exploded while taking it from a stallion. And to top it off his friend was filming it while it happened. I can't stand beastiality, but I would definitely watch that video just for the fact that I know what is going to happen.
24 Oct 2006, 04:22 PM
jyoung

The huge horse cock apparently pierced Mr. Hands' innards, thus creating several large holes in his small intestine. At least he died doing what loved the most, God bless his heart.

I believe the video is still folating around somewhere in Skull and Bones (or alternatively, a simple Google search would probably provide easy access). Beware though, it's probably the worst thing I've ever seen on the Internet.
24 Oct 2006, 05:56 PM
Vasteel

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

To make sure everyone knows, Riding dirty has nothing to do with sex. It means riding around with stuff that the police would arrest you for. Mkay? The songs all over the place and you think people would listen to the lyrics.

But wouldn't the police arrest you for riding a canine with your penis inserted into it?
24 Oct 2006, 07:03 PM
Tenchimo Dos

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Originally Posted by Vasteel

But wouldn't the police arrest you for riding a canine with your penis inserted into it?

Vasteel is correct. He was indeed riding dirty.
24 Oct 2006, 09:36 PM
Gymkata

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Originally Posted by Vasteel

But wouldn't the police arrest you for riding a canine with your penis inserted into it?

Ha HA! Touche.
24 Oct 2006, 09:36 PM
Gohron

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

To make sure everyone knows, Riding dirty has nothing to do with sex. It means riding around with stuff that the police would arrest you for. Mkay? The songs all over the place and you think people would listen to the lyrics.

I've never heard the song :\
25 Oct 2006, 02:06 AM
Gymkata

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Originally Posted by Gohron

I've never heard the song :\

Consider yourself lucky. As far as Pop, rap stations, or Best Buy video feeds, this thing has been played OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. If you are not exposed to any of these then you have remain unscathed and I ask that you pray over my zombefied remains.
25 Oct 2006, 08:51 PM
Anal Kaboom

animal cruelty, really? how do they know the dog didnt like it?
25 Oct 2006, 11:33 PM
Tenchimo Dos

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Originally Posted by Bay City Times

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

And this guy had to out do the WA guy. Wow, what kind of life do you have when you're reduced to fucking your girlfriend's dead dog? I wonder what his girlfriend looks like?
25 Oct 2006, 11:36 PM
Gohron

Fucking a dog that's been dead for 5 days...shit. I wonder if he got maggots on his dick.
26 Oct 2006, 12:07 AM
icarusfall

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The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

:lol: