No kidding really? Thanks, now I know.
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So what's with the bitching about him "quitting" or whatever? It's like you're trying to get in a jab but can't quite manage. Which is sad, considering the man's an idiot with all the charisma of a plank of wood so finding a decent insult shouldn't be too hard.
I doubt you have even read about this situation. Kerry was supposed to back certain democrats this week. Obviously he's the black plague to politics right now. He wouldn't get elected to county dog warden in Massachusetts if he was running against Bush for christ's sake. However his Heinz ketchup flavored spin brigade is acting as is he's in the right and he's pulling out because of lack of party support. In reality he has committed political suicide and I lol at his very mention. Great party they have going there.
So you're telling me that his PR people are looking for ways to spin this in a way that hurts him the least rather than saying "he's a massive imbecile"?
Well I'll be.
Biff's vagina has reached critical mass. Political suicide? Are you a moron? He's a Massachusetts liberal who no one takes seriously. Kerry won't take a hit for this at home, and the national Dems won't take a hit for it among independents or the base.
That is one trainwreck of a line botching. Holy animal.
Really, dems didn't give much of a shit about him before the presidential run (his best years were definitely behind him at that point) and when he got the nomination most of us let out a collective "whut." He was the "at least it's not Al Sharpton" candidate, and since he lost we were mostly glad that we wouldn't hear from him again. I don't know of any democrats who were itching to rally around him.
This is the man who brought us "I voted for it before I voted against it." When he flubs his lines or says something stupid, he does it spectacularly.
uh oh, yawa stepping up to biff. Next move?!
This isn't going to mean shit in the election. If the best Republicans can do is cling to a flubbed sound bite from a senator not even up for reelection this year, then they're in deep, deep trouble.
"Forget the rising death toll in Iraq and our complete negligence regarding North Korea! Kerry made a boo-boo!"