A few minutes ago CNBC reported that Iran had just launched DOZENS of nuclear missles as a part of a test. DOZENS. Now, to the average person, that sounds like the start of end of the world. My friend, who's a stockbroker, calls me and tells me the whole market's crashing from the news. 5 minutes later CNBC apologizes, saying that it was a mistake and that the missles were normal, not nuclear.
Someone's getting fired over this.

