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There's plenty of other Popozao out there.
Britney filed for divorce.
In unrelated news, K-Fed's show in NYC was only able to attract 300 fans, far below the venue's maxmium capacity of 1,500.
His electrifying, critically acclaimed album is the 9,815th best selling record in the world.
Who cares. Fuck them both.
In other news, Dolemite gargles cock for dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
<3 You're right. They're destined for trash.
Livin' the American Dream.
I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
Kevin Federline once caught a bullet.
With his bare hands.
So, I realize this is a joke thread, but did they actually file for divorce?
Man I really wish you'd all stop playing around. This shit is serious.
K-Fed's gotta find work.
Starbucks is hiring a lot this time of year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy K
You're gonna lose your wife, then you are gonna get beat by John Cena on WWE.
Your life sucks.
lol if she files a restraining order "You can't see her" lolol wrestling jokes.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
Yep. My give-a-shit-a-meter registered a 'fleeting shit' early today when I found out only because I realized I can finally find someone to wash my car for a pack of Skittles and a can of Diet Coke.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Everything I wrote was real.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Save for the phrase "critically acclaimed" album.
Poor Sweet Daddy K. :cry:
She was jealous that his album was so fucking awesome.
I wonder how WWE is gonna treat this.
...wait...K Feds gonna fight Cena? When did that happen?
How do you break up with your husband? When he's in Toronto... and on camera... by text message.
Haha fucking owned
She left him because he screwed Cena out of a win on Sunday. IT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!!!111
haha by text message - lol
I hope Britney makes herself look hot again.
Already occurred. See her little sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
[Edit]: Wow, that video is sad. Now I feel sorry for the guy.
Don't. He had it coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
POPAZAO!
Everybody wins!Quote:
According to the News of the World, if he doesn’t receive an adequate settlement from the divorce itself - which is unlikely given their strict prenuptial agreement - he is planning to sell the previously rumoured sex tape the couple recorded during their honeymoon.
The newspaper reports that Kevin has already been offered around $50million for the four-hour long tape, which features the then newlyweds in a range of sexual acts and games in a bungalow they rented at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Oh please release this tape. I'd love to see her fuck.
She'll have to match that offer if she wants to keep it secret. Chances are it's only a matter of time till a few torrents spring up.
The entire goddamn internet is going to crash if that happens. Sit and watch.
And that's the word.
:) Popozao
It'll be worth it. 4 hours of popozao.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Highest grossing movie of the year.
Winner of 9 Academy Awards (Nominated for 11).
:yuck: This thread is 35 posts too long.
I find myself oddly uninterested, but I never really found Brit that attractive to begin with. If there's ATM involved I might check it out.
Besides, it'll probably be the fat, pregnant Britney in the video.
Let's hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Wait is it actually confirmed that K Fed has the tape?
They say this was when they were on their honeymoon stages..before the babiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genki
I'm still hoping for the Roseanne Barr & Kirstie Alley leaked lesbian tape.
Ban pls.
Maybe he'll threaten britney to either get back together or expose the tape. :lol:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...asabi/tnl2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dakidski
The plot thickens:
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Originally Posted by The Superficial
Fuckin' A. I always thought this guy was a douche, but atleast was finally get to see Britney in some porn because of him. What a stupid bitch.
Dont talk about it be about, if you a real G you'll get that vid out now bro.
The only good thing to come out of Kevin Federline's music career is when Conan O'Brien had James Lipton come on his show and dramatically read Popozao aloud to his crowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZGB7dOypU
Aw hell, remastered and for free, this just gets better and better.
One way or another, it will be free for the rest of us. But if Brit is going to do it right, make sure she does an anamorphic high def transfer in 1080p in 6.1 DTS surround.
If she was that smart she wouldn't of let K-Fed have the tape in the first place.
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genki
That video would be great if K-Fed takes a great big shit in Brit's mouth.
But who would have ever guessed that their blessed union would ever be torn asunder!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Genki
Thats true too...Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
Not me :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
No matter who loses, the internet wins.
I want to see Britney covered in semen and fecal matter, drinking it up like the dirty girl you know she is.
Oh god, did I just say that out loud?!
QFT! :link:Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
wsup c-section scar.
HAWT!!!!
I was excited when i heard pictures of Britt's cooter hit the net this week, but you really can't see anything. Oh well, there will be more opportunities.
Honeymoon footage, it's her pre-offspring ruined body.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Apparently she isn't going anywhere with underwear these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
... bleg
Ick. Just ick.
If my 13 year old self saw me reacting this way at the prospects of seeing Britney Spears' anatomy he would be appalled. But seriously, those pictures are groz.
I'll still download the tape if it exists however.
I would fuck that strangely discoloured pussy.
http://www.oceleb.com/img/britney-sp...ears-index.jpg
What happened? I wanted to see that Britney naked, not destroyed from child bearing Britney. That doesn't mean I wouldn't decimate it though...relentlessly.
Give it to her Slayer-style. Show No Mercy.
It really is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
that's actually pretty damn amusing :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
if she beat him to the punch by selling the tape instead of giving it away for free, would he be entitled money or something? 'cause it doesn't seem like it. of course, it'd end up on the internet for free, anyway, so maybe she's just trying to skip a basically-unnecessary step. or maybe she just likes the idea of screwing him over with no other reward than, well, screwing him over.
and with the photos of her and paris hilton, i think i've already seen more of britney's vagina than i ever wanted to see... they got some pretty revealing shots in there. *shudders*
Her vagina doesn't look as bad as Paris or Lindsay's...
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/i...ine=1147984398 :tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
I once took a Humanities 101 course and mythology states that if one looks directly into Britney Spears' vagina, that person will turn to stone.
Well according to Carson last night the tape doesnt exist :cry:
Who the hell watches him?
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...0&d=1164940288
:lol: :lol:
If that cover's real, my opinion of The Post has actually gone up, and I didn't think it was possbile for anything to do that.
It is indeed real. Saw it on the magazine rack at a local Quick Chek.
Sweet.
Lindsey's family lives down the block from my girlfriend's house. I should leave a copy of The Post in their mailbox.
Let us know what happens.
Better yet, write the address on there linking back to the pics I posted in fightclub.
I recently lost my remote and was playing FFIII on DS and was to lazy to get up and change the channel after Conan.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N9tPx8VE8qc
Weird Al interview.
Boom Snap! Got m kids back!
Holla!
lol!
Big ups!
Shoo it feel so good, brotha. These kids back were they be long! Daddy gonna teach em rite. Sean n Jayden gonna grow up to catch MADD POPOZAO! and dont put de ring on jus ta git ya fling on!
Nice work Kevin, you are a hero to woman everywhere!
Can a nigga' get a table dance?
Shake it up, shake it up.
First kicked to the curb and now banned. I'm giving you more time to concentrate on your music career and family. No need to thank me.
???
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
???
Let's play Hangman.
Okay, three letters: ???
First guess?
Me first, me first!
C?
??c
X?
Head.
??c
Who makes x the second guess?
o
Josh?