The Best/Funniest bumper stickers & license plates you've ever seen

Bumper Stickers:

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car"

"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus"


License Plates:

"MT2M" - can ya guess it???? (hint: it was on a hearse) :)

"Bend over, I'll drive"
"Andre the Giant has a posse"
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
" Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"
"He who laughs last thinks slowest! "
"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control":D
"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot":D

If i made stickers i would make..


"Stop reading this fool, and look at the road ahead of you"
"I dont belive in insurance"
"Red means Go, Green means Stop"


"hows my driving, 1-800-Fuck-you..."

I think the most creative you can get with a license plate is IB6UB9

I have one I hope to eventually get to putting on my car:

"Having a really bad day?
Seems like people are trying to piss you off?
Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown,
but only 4 to extend you finger and flip them off."

:D

I once saw this very attractive young woman of Chinese decent getting out of her car. The lisence plate on her car was CHUNLI . Awesome.

license plate...

"how's my driving? 1-800-kiss my ass."
"my other ride is your daughter."
"my other ride is your boyfriend."

bumper sticker...

"i'm going nuckin' futs!"
"if you could read this, i'm parked."

bumper sticker...

"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me!"

worst. vainity. plate. ever....


"C_A_R"

yes, that's right, some sap payed 300 bucks to announce to the world that, yes, the large mass of plastic and steel propelled by an engine is, in fact, A CAR!!!

"if you're not wasted, the day is"

"My other ride is an Autobot" - or something along those lines... Saw that the other day.

Quote:

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"Andre the Giant has a posse"

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OBEY GIANT.