OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH!!!!!!

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10 Dec 2006, 11:16 PM
Dyne

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH!!!!!!

i wanted to be the #1 cool guy and be the first to wish you a happy birthday and do it 2 hours early!!!!!!!!

*hugs and kisses*

http://i10.tinypic.com/2aalyef.jpg
10 Dec 2006, 11:36 PM
Advocate

^ LOL!!!!

And yeah Happy Birthday. Even if you don't give two shits about other peoples.
10 Dec 2006, 11:36 PM
Razor Ramon

Bon Scott's nuts are just too big for any pants on earth.
11 Dec 2006, 12:51 AM
D_N_G

josh has specially tailored pants that accomodate his nuts in their own pouch

<3 josh, hb dude
11 Dec 2006, 12:55 AM
Cowutopia

For his birthday present we should ban him again. He'd like that.
11 Dec 2006, 01:00 AM
Tenchimo Dos

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...9&d=1158040017
11 Dec 2006, 01:01 AM
Hubbitron

Happy birthday and please do not pray for deathmas this year.
11 Dec 2006, 02:05 AM
Josh

I pray for deathmas every year.

Thanks for the birthday wishes assholes. Can someone please come run me over with their car?
11 Dec 2006, 02:08 AM
Fe 26

Happy birthday you fucking bastard

<3
11 Dec 2006, 02:10 AM
Nomi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Can someone please come run me over with their car?

I'd try, but I don't think my car would make it out of Ohio before breaking down. It's the thought that counts, right?
11 Dec 2006, 02:11 AM
Josh

Yes. <3
Wait... I mean no. I'm still where I started.
11 Dec 2006, 02:22 AM
Tenchimo Dos

1 Attachment(s)

You'll get nothing and like it.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1165818324
11 Dec 2006, 02:25 AM
Razor Ramon

I give him two more years until they find him in the backseat of his car, smelling of two-day-old meat that was left in the sun and cigarretes, laying on his back with a mouth full of vomit.
11 Dec 2006, 02:26 AM
Josh

I hope it doesn't take that long.
11 Dec 2006, 08:41 AM
Advocate

How did the court proceedings go?
11 Dec 2006, 11:23 AM
burgundy

Court? wtf?

Happy birthday. I hope that shitbag who banned you gets hit by a bus.
11 Dec 2006, 11:27 AM
sleeve

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

Court? wtf?

Some kind of hit-and-run. Josh was the (alleged) perpetrator.
11 Dec 2006, 11:40 AM
burgundy

Sucks. Did you really do it?
11 Dec 2006, 11:56 AM
Atlas

Happy birthday!
11 Dec 2006, 12:00 PM
Scourge

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

Sucks. Did you really do it?

He doesn't remember because he was drunk at the time.

Happy birthday Josh.
11 Dec 2006, 12:25 PM
Advocate

Burg - Post 21 is where it starts.
11 Dec 2006, 02:03 PM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Can someone please come run me over with their car?

That seems like you'd have a much higher chance of just being maimed, which means not only would you not get your wish but life would be even worse then before and you'd have a harder time pulling it next go round. Might I recommend jumping off of a building, shooting yourself in the head, or shooting yourself in the head while jumping off a building?

Also, happy birthday.
11 Dec 2006, 02:58 PM
haohmaru

Josh gets another year crankier. Happy and all that.
11 Dec 2006, 03:02 PM
Advocate

Quote:

Originally Posted by MechDeus

That seems like you'd have a much higher chance of just being maimed, which means not only would you not get your wish but life would be even worse then before and you'd have a harder time pulling it next go round. Might I recommend jumping off of a building, shooting yourself in the head, or shooting yourself in the head while jumping off a building?

Also, happy birthday.

Or jumping off a building, shooting yourself in the head, then getting run over by a car. The morgue picks your dead carcass up and then tosses it in the incinerator. As your cremated remains are strewn throughout downtown Maryland a drunk takes a pisses in the urn. Thereby making the circle complete.
11 Dec 2006, 03:04 PM
Brisco Bold

Happy Birthday. Don't get too crazy.

Really.
11 Dec 2006, 03:09 PM
station82o

happy birthday fool!
11 Dec 2006, 05:24 PM
Cowdisease

Happy birthday! Don't kill any people when you're driving drunk tonight.
11 Dec 2006, 06:04 PM
icarusfall

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...1140441620.gif
11 Dec 2006, 06:05 PM
Razor Ramon

Samurai slash?
11 Dec 2006, 06:28 PM
icarusfall

Just Do It. (suicide)
11 Dec 2006, 06:44 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

How did the court proceedings go?

Hasn't happened yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

Sucks. Did you really do it?

I certainly did.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

Or jumping off a building, shooting yourself in the head, then getting run over by a car. The morgue picks your dead carcass up and then tosses it in the incinerator. As your cremated remains are strewn throughout downtown Maryland a drunk takes a pisses in the urn. Thereby making the circle complete.

This is a wonderful plan.
11 Dec 2006, 06:46 PM
Korly

Happy birthday.
11 Dec 2006, 07:46 PM
Drewbacca

Whatever you do don't try to kill yourself by getting attacked by sharks. You'll probably only end up getting castrated by barracuda's.
11 Dec 2006, 07:47 PM
Josh

I hate sharks. I couldn't play through that one level in Ecco on the DC because of them.

Fuck that shit.
11 Dec 2006, 08:24 PM
Tenchimo Dos

http://www.abc.net.au/southwestvic/stories/m793752.jpg

Don't get killed by sharks plz.
11 Dec 2006, 08:41 PM
Brand X

HAY JOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY DRINK WHISKY!
11 Dec 2006, 08:44 PM
M

So people got thier collective heads out from under your giant sweaty ball sack long enough to look at a calander eh?

Happy Birthday!
11 Dec 2006, 10:24 PM
∀ Narayan

OH SHIT! I am dur butter and Josh is worth $2k monies.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ^____________________________________^
11 Dec 2006, 10:43 PM
Vasteel

Josh is omega rad. I hate christmas, but I don't hate your birthday.
12 Dec 2006, 12:57 AM
Nick

Don't be dead, dude. The Church needs more priests.

Happy birthday! But think about the priest thing. I sense THE CALLING in you.
12 Dec 2006, 01:10 AM
Razor Ramon

That's his inner gay dude.
12 Dec 2006, 02:01 AM
Satsuki

Happy Bday. I'm sorry about this court thing. Court sucks because you have to get up really early.
12 Dec 2006, 02:05 AM
Tenchimo Dos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satsuki

Happy Bday. I'm sorry about this court thing. Court sucks because you have to get up really early.

Getting up early proceeded by waiting around all day. :xx:
12 Dec 2006, 05:28 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick

Don't be dead, dude. The Church needs more priests.

Happy birthday! But think about the priest thing. I sense THE CALLING in you.

I am a legally ordained minister. How about that?
12 Dec 2006, 09:44 AM
Advocate

scary.
12 Dec 2006, 10:39 AM
Port

Happy birthday you grumpy old bastard
12 Dec 2006, 11:34 AM
Mykozo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brand X

HAY JOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY DRINK WHISKY!

Don't forget to pack lippers of raspberry Skoal as well.

HB u old fucker.
12 Dec 2006, 12:43 PM
Rich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mykozo

Don't forget to pack lippers of raspberry Skoal as well.

HB u old fucker.

apple ftw?

Skoal sucks so much ass.
12 Dec 2006, 02:07 PM
Dolemite

http://www.beeronthewall.com/online-...y-boy-girl.jpg
12 Dec 2006, 02:15 PM
burgundy

do we know if he's still alive?
12 Dec 2006, 02:24 PM
Josh

I wish I wasn't.

I took it easy yesterday, watched Big Trouble in Little China, played some Gears of War, and then watched Buckaroo Banzai. No drinking or anything at all.

I'll make up for all of that tonight.
12 Dec 2006, 02:27 PM
MechDeus

Get on #tnl and tell maruchan how hardcore you are first. Make sure it's open when someone finds your body.
12 Dec 2006, 02:42 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

I wish I wasn't.

http://swankola.com/hiart/clown1a.jpg
12 Dec 2006, 03:29 PM
Cowdisease

Josh turning emo was on my list of "Things I Least Expected to Happen in TNL."
12 Dec 2006, 03:33 PM
burgundy

You didn't know Josh or TNL.
13 Dec 2006, 03:25 PM
maruchan

this is worthless with me saying shit like. happy birthday
13 Dec 2006, 08:31 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brand X

HAY JOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BECAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY DRINK WHISKY!

If you only drink whisky on your birthday you're not living hard enough.
13 Dec 2006, 09:27 PM
animegirl

Happy Birthday! :)

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