New York Parking, wah wah wah

If I wanted to take my kid (he's 13) to New York City for a week, who could put me up? We'll be out almost all day every day so we'd only be there to sleep and bathe really... But you have to have decent access to the subway... And of course not live in a rat infested shithole (so no Jersey offers pls) Anybody?

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Originally Posted by g0zen

I can't imagine Manhattan, I had to drive through downtown Atlanta and that almost had me going into a homicidal rage.

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Atlanta isn't that bad if you stay to the bipass. But god forbid you need to drive in the old parts and find something. You have to lay out a battle plan of how you want to get to everything as the older parts make no fuckign sense at all.

"Oh great, a one lane road, that is two miles long. Just awesome. I really wanted to see this part of Atlanta today. Great. Fucking great."

Last time I used GPS in atlanta it wasn't too much help as half the maps for the south haven't been updated since the 70s. It's really awesome when the road you need to take, is no longer there.

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Originally Posted by Scourge

If I wanted to take my kid (he's 13) to New York City for a week, who could put me up? We'll be out almost all day every day so we'd only be there to sleep and bathe really... But you have to have decent access to the subway... And of course not live in a rat infested shithole (so no Jersey offers pls) Anybody?

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Kingoffighters has a place. Guilt him into it.

Kingoffighters eh? How best do I guilt him into it? I mean, it'd be a shame if my dying son never got to see his mom again because some dude wouldn't let us stay in NYC with him. I mean, he's not dying any time soon, but he's sure not getting any younger... And his mom doesn't live in NYC, she lives here, but you know.:( He did get diagnosed with a mild case of scoliosis recently. WHO WOULD DENY MY POOR SICK SON HIS LAST WISH!!???

I certainly wouldn't, but here i am living on the streets, not even able to afford a good meal. I work all day, but it all goes to pay for my refrigerator box that costs me $4,000 a month. I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PROVIDE ME WITH A PLACE TO LIVE for under $600 a month, POSSIBLY IN A HIP AREA OF BROOKLYN.

Also, i'm probably going to die soon, and the kittens and puppies that count on me for food will die. DIE

kingoffighters is a terrible person if he doesn't oblige.

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Originally Posted by Scourge

If I wanted to take my kid (he's 13) to New York City for a week, who could put me up? We'll be out almost all day every day so we'd only be there to sleep and bathe really... But you have to have decent access to the subway... And of course not live in a rat infested shithole (so no Jersey offers pls) Anybody?

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You'd rather mooch off a stranger than spring for a hotel? Your kid must be proud of his old man.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

You'd rather mooch off a stranger than spring for a hotel? Your kid must be proud of his old man.

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Nah, I'd rather spring for a hotel. But the trip I'd planned for November I cancelled because my funds got diverted. Now I thought I'd throw this out there as an easy way to do this. But thanks for the sentiment asshole, my kid loves his old man.

I let you stay for free provided that you donate $110 per day to my bank account

You're a cold-hearted snake.
Look into his eyes.