All-Purpose Wrestling Thread

I hear Kidnemo is going to become the next champ.

HE'S LOCKED IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD! OH MY GOD HE IS GOING TO CHOKE THAT MAN TO DEATH! SOMEONE GET IN THERE AND STOP HIM, KIDNEMO IS A MONSTER!

I might've posted this before, but I don't care - it's so awesome that it needs to be seen regularly until the end of time.
The Memphis video debut of the NEW GENERATION!~, quite possibly the most homoerotic wrestling video ever. They're meant to be two straight men who attract the ladies... and they spend the whole video doing various 'things' together like riding horses together bareback, taking a horse drawn carriage ride together, standing around next to each other in speedos gleefully, and playing in the pool together.


Here it is with running commentary by Bryan and Vinny of the Figure 4 Weekly newsletter, which makes the video even better.

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Originally Posted by Kidnemo

HE'S LOCKED IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD! OH MY GOD HE IS GOING TO CHOKE THAT MAN TO DEATH! SOMEONE GET IN THERE AND STOP HIM, KIDNEMO IS A MONSTER!

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KidNemo vs. Funaki in a Punjabi Prison dark match on Heat.

Pretty much confirmed its Jericho and he will debut at No Mercy.

I guess the Fozzy CDs ain't selling.

Lance Storm had some updates on Observer Live last night - He's not surprised Jericho re-signed with WWE, Jericho's book is better than Mick's first one, it doesn't cover Benoit, and Edge is about a month away from returning after tearing one pec fully right after rehabbing his other pec being minorly torn.

Oh, and a caller asked Lance about his thoughts on New Jack, and he said that he didn't really know him well, then the caller said he trained at New Jack's Wrestling Academy and was then asked by Bryan if he learned any holds, which he replied "no, unless getting thrown into a wall counts.

New Jack is awesome.

Apparently Cena really did hurt his right boob last night.

Cena will be out of action for 6-8 months.

New champion will be crowned at No Mercy.

Sucks for Cena, but something fresh at least.

Yep, he's out.

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Originally Posted by WWE.com

WWE Champion John Cena has suffered a complete tear of his right pectoral tendon and is heading into surgery, according to noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews. Because of the seriousness of the injury, WWE officials will not allow Cena to compete this Sunday at No Mercy, and he will have no choice but to surrender the title.

Dr. Andrews said Cena could miss between six and eight months of action. Cena was injured during his match with Mr. Kennedy Monday night on Raw. According to WWE physician Dr. Ferdinand Rios, Cena's injury was more serious than initially thought.

"He has a complete tear of his pectoralus major muscle," Rios said. "Because he's so big, [the tendon tear] is behind the muscle. It was hard to diagnose."

Rios said Cena will be hospitalized for a few days to learn the rehabilitation procedure he must undergo. His arm will be immobilized for a week and then therapists may allow him to start moving it so that the arm doesn't become stiff.

Rios said that Cena is so dedicated to WWE that he wouldn't be surprised to see him return sooner than later.

"I suspect that John might be able to come back sooner [than most people with this injury], as he'll train vigorously," Rios said.

Before visiting Dr. Andrews, Cena had said last night, "No matter how serious the injury, one way or another I'll be ready to compete on Sunday."

But despite Cena's vow, WWE officials will not allow him to compete at No Mercy. Therefore, he must surrender the WWE Championship.

WWE officials vow that there will be a WWE Championship Match this Sunday at No Mercy and a new WWE Champion will be crowned.

Stay with WWE.com for further updates on Cena's condition and on No Mercy as they become available.

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