I always liked santa. The idea of a magical man that gives you candy and toys for being good and nothing/coal when you are bad is a lot better than a story were you get eternal damnation for not having faith in a fellow you've never met.
But Josh hates that guy too.
Josh does not care for magical people judging him.
The cool thing about dying is that you can make ridiculous requests that people will honor because dying wishes are hard to ignore.
I.E. Roy Rogers
I want to be burned and the carbon be taken and used to make a diamond. I want something silly done with the diamond, like put in a huge picture frame of me to be kept in the house. Better yet, use it to make the glass cover of a 12AX7
EDIT: who was the silly fucker that had himself stuffed and donated all his money to a college/something, and they still drag his stuffed ass to all the board meetings?
That was Jesus Christ.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Just think how funny it will be if a necrophiliac decides to dig up that grave.
You're all misssing the obvious.
Its for the off chance we could actualy have a Zombie Santa.
This is the best news I've heard all day.
Is this the same guy I heard on the news who died of a heart attack? He was dressed as santa in front of kids and he does this every year, so I'm just connecting the dots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
http://archinect.com/gallery/albums/...santa_dead.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by D_N_G
Different guy. I think.
I'm not telling my kids that Santa Clause exists. They can tell all their friends and school and ruin it for everyone too.