I'm tired of reading about the New Yorkers and their backdoor bashes. It's time for some fried chicken eatin', cock fightin', cross burnin' TNL action. That's right, bitches, it's time for a red state get-together, quite possibly in beautiful downtown Gatlinburg, Tennessee. I'm thinking March/April would be a good time. It should be pretty warm by then, and we can avoid the Memorial Day and summer tourist shitheads. Who's down, and what weekends work well for people?
