Girl marries monster.

It's not so bad - at least he has 1 finger left to pull the trigger.

That's not what I'd do with that one finger if she were my wife.

I still give the marriage a year and 2 or 3 months tops. This guy is ruining her prime sexing years. He's already ugly and hideous so why doesn't he just take a heffer off of the market for the rest of us? The same thing applies to blindies.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

The wife has it made. She can gain weight, not wear make-up, you name it. It's not like he's ever going to bitch to her that she's letting herself go or anything.

:lol:

"Honey, time for bed..."
http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/gr...cop-emil-2.jpg

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Agreed and I love Robocop.

"Can you fly Bobby?"

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Originally Posted by Andrew

That's not what I'd do with that one finger if she were my wife.

I still give the marriage a year and 2 or 3 months tops. This guy is ruining her prime sexing years. He's already ugly and hideous so why doesn't he just take a heffer off of the market for the rest of us? The same thing applies to blindies.

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Just fist her for Christs sake.

She's probably a three to four finger gal anyway. You know the fatties love that shit.

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Originally Posted by Stibbons

As much as you wish it, no one is going to overlook your hideousness for your charming geek qualities.

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Not initially, anyway.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

Just fist her for Christs sake.

She's probably a three to four finger gal anyway. You know the fatties love that shit.

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I don't date girls who can be fisted. If I wanted to fuck a chasm I'd take a trip to the grand canyon and jerk off over the edge. On an aside he could always use his smooth little stump of an arm if that were the case.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/gr...cop-emil-2.jpg

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"Heeep meeeeee......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Good old 4chan.

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Originally Posted by Giltc'h of Outworld

What kind of repulsive, filthy slut would continue to love a good man despite his appearance? She should fucking burn in hell.

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You wouldn't marry a girl who looked like he does so you can take your high horse and cram it.

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Originally Posted by Jester

People are taking this from their own selfish perspective, she might not actually be so shallow that all she cares about is an attractive lay.

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You too.

But women are just objects for our pleasure, it doesn't matter what they want.