Girl marries monster.

Confirmed. I hate bitches.

This is truly one the saddest things I have ever seen.

But I can't fucking help myself:

He could really use an outfit like this

http://bde.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/darthvader.bmp

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Originally Posted by Andrew

That's not what I'd do with that one finger if she were my wife.

I still give the marriage a year and 2 or 3 months tops. This guy is ruining her prime sexing years. He's already ugly and hideous so why doesn't he just take a heffer off of the market for the rest of us? The same thing applies to blindies.

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Maybe he's really killer in bed and she has some kind've fucked up fetish for that sort of thing. You never know...

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Originally Posted by AFX

You can't be older than 16. Being judgmental and naive aren't qualities of someone with high moral character.

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Your judgment on my age/maturity notwithstanding of course.

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Originally Posted by Stibbons

As much as you wish it, no one is going to overlook your hideousness for your charming geek qualities.

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Are you directing that to me personally of just making a figurative statement?
Either way LOL, you used to be a much better troll. This isn't 1999 Gary.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

You wouldn't marry a girl who looked like he does so you can take your high horse and cram it.

You too.

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I took a pop at your mom, she's pretty ugly, so did my high horse. :p

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Originally Posted by Advocate

"Can you fly Bobby?"

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"You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy."
http://www.movievillains.com/images/boddicker.jpg

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

"You probably don't think I"m a very nice guy."
http://www.movievillains.com/images/boddicker.jpg

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*spit* "Jus' gimme mah fuckin' PHONE CAWL!!"

"I was hired by OCP!"

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/...clarnece3a.jpg

"You have 5 seconds to comply"

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby1.JPG

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Originally Posted by Gohron

Maybe he's really killer in bed and she has some kind've fucked up fetish for that sort of thing. You never know...

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True, remember Linnea Quigley in Return of the Living Dead?:

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Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
Spider: I see.
Trash: First, they would tear off my clothes...
Chuck: Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again.

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Originally Posted by FX

*spit* "Jus' gimme mah fuckin' PHONE CAWL!!"

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Kurtwood Smith is so awesome. I weep ever time I think of him doing That 70's Show instead of some Clarance Boddicker sitcom or something.