This thread rules, who said we're losing it? BAH.
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This thread rules, who said we're losing it? BAH.
That V photo is perfectly proportioned for an avatar. I'd do it but Dwight is always right.
She's really not that great looking, either. This is no Beauty and the Beast story.
Stop fronting. She's a cute girl. No one is saying she's OMGSUPERHAWT, but she's definitely cute.
I'd hit it. The girl's pretty cute too.
IAWTP.
[Edit]: Actually, I have one other thing to say. We don't know the guy. All we see is a deformed "monster" when see pics of this stranger. If she's known and loved him for years, this gives her a completely different perspective. When she looks at him now, yes, she sees the deformity, but she also sees everything she originally loved about him.
It must be nice living in La-La-Land.
And also knows of the crippling pain and brain eroding depression he goes through every day. That kind of shit fucks up everybody who knows him.
Not to mention that the world just doesn't work that way.
BTW, your avatar was on Tv tonight, Stibbons.
Is this going to be another one of those situations where TNL kids talk about how looks don't matter compared to what's inside, but then post pictures of generic hot asian women and criticize models for having sharp knees and not eating enough sandwiches ?
Really?! 'Cus I was hoping she could use being blind as an excuse.yeah that and I bet she sees his brain through his wide open nasal cavity.Quote:
but she also sees everything she originally loved about him.
Do you think the first thing she does when she wakes up is look at him and scream, for a minute or two before she remembers that it's her husband and not a chupacabra?
It's a shitty situation really. If he asked her to marry him while he was still recovering without even discussing the fact that he's horrifyingly scarred then he's trapped her in an incredibly selfish act on his part. It's really a situation of what the greater good will be and whose life would be more miserable here. Would her life be worse with him or would his life be worse without her? Shitty call that I wouldn't want to make, but my instinct tells me that I if I really, really loved the other person then I would let her go rather than forcing her into being Bride of Frankenstein. But then if she decided to stay on her own volition outside of the realm of merely feeling guilty, then it's just a shitty situation.
There are some people in this thread in serious denial.
Half the pictures she looks horrified, half the pictures she looks genuine. I don't know what to make of them.
I mean, if this happened to me, I'd tell my woman to just go. I love her too much to put her through walking around with nemesis with a stump for 50 years. I honestly don't know what I'd do if she turned into Emil Antonowsky from Robocop. I say I would stay with her, but who knows how badly I'd pussy out....
The wife has it made. She can gain weight, not wear make-up, you name it. It's not like he's ever going to bitch to her that she's letting herself go or anything.
:lol:
"Honey, time for bed..."
http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/gr...cop-emil-2.jpg
Shit, I'm pretty sure she could cheat on him and he wouldn't have a lot of room to complain as long as she still came home at the end of the night.
It's not so bad - at least he has 1 finger left to pull the trigger.
That's not what I'd do with that one finger if she were my wife.
I still give the marriage a year and 2 or 3 months tops. This guy is ruining her prime sexing years. He's already ugly and hideous so why doesn't he just take a heffer off of the market for the rest of us? The same thing applies to blindies.
Good old 4chan.
But women are just objects for our pleasure, it doesn't matter what they want.
Confirmed. I hate bitches.
This is truly one the saddest things I have ever seen.
But I can't fucking help myself:
He could really use an outfit like this
http://bde.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/darthvader.bmp
Your judgment on my age/maturity notwithstanding of course.
Are you directing that to me personally of just making a figurative statement?
Either way LOL, you used to be a much better troll. This isn't 1999 Gary.
I took a pop at your mom, she's pretty ugly, so did my high horse. :p
"You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy."
http://www.movievillains.com/images/boddicker.jpg
"I was hired by OCP!"
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/...clarnece3a.jpg
"You have 5 seconds to comply"
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby1.JPG
True, remember Linnea Quigley in Return of the Living Dead?:
Quote:
Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
Spider: I see.
Trash: First, they would tear off my clothes...
Chuck: Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again.
Is the 70's show even still on TV? Red was the only character semi-bearable on that show.
I think when we go from talking about a girl marrying a monster to Robocop, that means the thread is over.
If you don't remember the Robocop deaths, you won't remember ANY movie.
http://moviedeaths.blacktachyon.com/...oddicker-1.jpg
Really I think Robocop holds the answer to the guy's problem. Had they turned him into a bitching cyborg instead of a mutant, made women would be throwing themselves at him.
Robocock, imo.
If there really IS some kind of secret government cybernetics program that can turn him into an unstoppable killing machine, this guy should totally go for it. Then he should go fuck up the guys that sent that suicide bomber after him.
Robocop would get stripped by Iraqis faster than a nice car in the ghetto.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1171415012
I was so tired and was about to hit the hay, then I read from where I left off ... I'm now awake from laughing my fucking ass off.
LOL, toxic avenger.
You Make Me Wanna Throw My Pager Out The Window
Tell Mci To Cut The Phone Calls
Break My Lease So I Can Move
'cause You A Bug A Boo A Bug A Boo
I Wanna Put Your Number On The Call Block
Have Aol Make My E Mails Stop
'cause You A Bug A Boo
You Buggin What You Buggin Who You Buggin Me
And Don't You See It Ain't Cool
It's Not Hot That You Be Callin' Me
Stressin' Me Pagin' My Beeper
You're Just Non Stop
And It's Not Hot
That You Be Leavin' Me Messages
Every 10 Minutes And Then You Stop By
When I First Met You You Were Cool
But It Was Game You Had Me Fooled
'cause 20 Minutes After I Gave You My Number
You Already Had My Mailbox Full
Bridge
So What You Bought A Pair Of Shoes
What Now I Guess You Think I Owe You
You Don't Have To Call As Much As You Do
I'll Give 'em Back To Be Through With You
And So What My Momma Likes You
What Now I Guess You Think I Will Too
Even If The Pope Said He Likes You Too
I Don't Really Care 'cause You're A Bug A Boo
Chorus W/ad Libs
It's Not Hot That When In Blockin' Your Phone Number
You Call Me From Over Your Best Friends House
And It's Not Hot That I Can't Even Go Out With My Girlfriends
Without You Trackin' Me Down
You Need To Chill Out With That Mess
'cause You Can't Keep Havin' Me Stressed
'cause Everytime My Phone Rings It Seems To Be You
And I'm Prayin' That It Is Someone Else
Bridge
Chorus
When You Call Me On The Phone You're Buggin' Me
When You Follow Me Around You're Buggin' Me
Everything You Do Be Buggin' Me
You Buggin' Me You Buggin' Me
When You Show Up At My Door You Buggin' Me
When You Open Up Your Mouth You Buggin' Me
Everytime I See Your Face You're Buggin' Me
You're Buggin' Me You're Buggin' Me
Hey. Anyone know if they're still together?
Also: I was a much more entertaining poster when I still did drugs :(
don't know. but you made it onto an ad
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/859/lv2bx9.jpg
where my royalties at?
SHE LOVES HIM 4 HIM!
You can actually see how she gained a bit of weight and looks depressed here.
Would you keep yourself looking good if you were fucking the Toxic Avenger?
Truth be told, I don't care how glowing your personality is, if you're ugly, you're going to be a lonely person. It's sad, but true.
Such is life I guess.
I don't think this is true for guys. I hang out with guys because they're intelligent, funny, or whatever. I've had some ugly ass friends. I wouldn't use them as a wing man, but I'd certainly watch a game with them or grab a beer. It's only women who are fucking worthless if they're hideous.
I guess I should have qualified that statement by saying, "If you're an ugly guy, no girl will want to have sex with you or marry you."
Ladies of TNL, any perspective on this?
That might be a long-term positive.
Ugly girls will bang you.
I guess there's girls like Heather Locklear...she's hot though.
http://images.google.com/url?q=http:...otNf9Tww2y0ZWQ
Swamp monster is hung.
Can you imagine having sex with that ... man/thing? Jesus it would be like the rape scene in Rosemary's Baby.
*edit* All of my images went dead :(
Should have attached them. Then you could have gotten upset on sunday too.
he'd probobly pour acid on their faces to make himself feel better.
I know I would.
they're still gunna be ugly ass kids.
like that'll ever happen lulz
William Sessions taught you well.
I don't get it.
I do.
:cry:
It was your reference... noob.
LOL