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Yeah. This hit 4 days ago.
The lollin' just don't stop.
I wonder what this fuckers like on chalga?
That is one of the greatest meltdowns of our time. Good find, sir. Although, I was hoping he'd commit hari kari at the end of the video.
"Words hurt worse than if someone froze a sledgehammer and hit your crotch over and over...and I guess if you're a girl, they just hit your face with it."
I wonder who'd win in a chair fight between him and the Bulgarian?
...tortured adolescents.
All he needs is a little vagina and he'll be alright.
Ill bet wrists were slit at the end of this. Either that or he took his pops shotgun to school.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Reminds me of my freshman year roommate actually. He had internet girlfriends SERIOUS STUFF.
No, I'd speculate that the vagina would only compound that one's problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shooting Love
LOL
OMG
LOL
"I want to be remembered..." Well that won't happen, but you're famous for five minutes. NOT SURE IT WAS WHAT YOU WERE THINKING OF THOUGH.
No shit. Imagine this fuck on the rag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
What he needs is some chalga.
He did say he got beat up by a girl, right?
That probably says it all.
Holy shit, he did say that. Well that explains alot. Also, did he say "stupid ishiot"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavius
buttplanet?
Not enough neck hair for that.
The last facial expression made it for me.
This guy needs therapy. Badly. I'm also slightly frightened by the fact that his parents are there and didn't do anything.
OK, that's pretty lol, but... damn, that kid is messed up. He needs some serious therapy. Daily sessions methinks.
[Edit]:Chao beat me to it. Also, I'm sure his parents are part of the problem, allowing him to yell at them like that.
He might take his blog off.
10/10
lol:lol: His name is Bernice. That was hilarious and sad at the same time.
Seriously someone needs to take the computer away from that kid, though I don't know how much it would help.
That made me sad.
Also lol.
I like how he punched the internet.
Hey guys, do you remember when Bernice kissed Sophia in the hallway?
That face he makes at the end is brilliant.
Oh, but this just gets better.
no. but i remember when he would punch the teacher in theQuote:
Originally Posted by cigsthecat
Ok, no way this isn't a hoax.
Lack of anger management skills + One episode too many of power rangers = "Maybe I should take karate lessons instead of making net-tard videos."
Seriously, how the hell can anyone look at that footage and think "Dude, that's so cool."?
This kid is my favourite internet personality.
Thats exactly what I thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
Sadly, ibtn.Quote:
Ok, no way this isn't a hoax.
then again, that video was four fucking minutes, and only funny for less than two of them
If it is a hoax that kid is a fucking genius.
Man, this is painfull to watch.
Agreed. No way this is a hoax. This kid is obviously borderline retarded, and well beyond socially inept. Pretty sad. But still hilarious of course.
of courseQuote:
Originally Posted by Compass
The vid in post #28 makes me think he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
He dances like an emo kid in a mosh pit.
I haven't felt this good about being old in since the last time I saw a teenager. Thanks.
Isn't that S1ip?
Today's the big day.
I hope he decides to keep his blog.
More videos, pls. Anyone have a link to his blog? I need more content. This is more addicting than episodes of 24.
Does he have mumps or is his face fucked up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Furthermore did his mom call him Bernice?
Nevermind, his name is Bernice, no wonder he's fucked up.
HIm and that girl with the big boobers and who danced like a 'tard should hookup.
I blame the mom.
Is that kid wearing a halloween mask or is that just his face?
I don't know now. It might be fake.
Definately fake.
The kid is a genius.
Wow.
Parents should never by their kids a webcam.
It only leads to bad things.
This kid is a mother fucking GENIUS he just won the internet. I didn't even know there was a competition until this kid showed up sadled his way to the front and fucking WON it.
Dax man
Dax 4 Life
This kid is amazing.
This kid cries while he masturbates.
PEE FIGHT!
I can't get enough of this fucking genius. His mind truly is beyond ours.
LOL pee fight! I agree, this kid fucking rules.
I call bullshit on this being a hoax. You can't make this crap up.
I don't know this looks pretty damn planned to me
if it's not a hoax then holy fucking hell
i really hope this is fake, if not, its still hilarious but with a sad twist.
btw
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=84575325
"Okay, so, are you still watching? Are you still thinking, 'hey look at this stupid idziot?'"
Yes, yes I am, but you left out the part about me laughing my ass off.
He's a Scientologist?Quote:
Originally Posted by RDMBrian
Well that explains a lot.
I'm trying to get him to come here.
This kid is becoming a great actor.
He really likes chocolate syrup.
According to another blog, he likes John Lee Hooker. He seemed highly amused by his last name.
This is way too fucking sad to be fake.
Every one I watch is better than the last one.
This is the greatest thing I have ever experienced on the internet. This alone makes the internet worth it.
You found a goldmine
Notice that he's ignoring the accusation of stealing my material!Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Just watched that last one... he's fucking Andy Kaufman.
Edit:Piss off Shine. I'm too drunk to fuck with you tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineAqua
And was it not obvious?
I don't think I have ever lol'd so hard at any video ever.
Edit:
RESMARTED!
QFT. God damn that kid is funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavius
No, damnit! you get up there and steal my material! that's not cool![/bit over]Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Sequel to Pee Fight
EDIT: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/DaxFlame
I think it's real again. He might be lying sometimes (like about putting his finger on Sophia's lips), and certainly overacting most of the time (like when he "cries" at the end above), but I really don't believe he straight-up invented this whole personality.
He reminds me of Marshall from Alias sometimes.
I also predict national fame. A Jay Leno appearance is surely imminent (if suicide doesn't strike first).
His decision.
I bet Mencia steals this shit and uses it for his next comedy routine.
Dax could take him.
A loaf of bread could take on Mencia.
yes but could he take Kimbo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Dax or Fat ass Mencia?
Tag Team: Dax & Asimo v. the Bulgarian & Kimbo
This kid is Chester. From Sifl and Olly. As a person. Wow.
Complete genius.
Ah yes, he does have some Chester qualities, what with the weird giggling and trailing off.
"That robot took my sandwich."
If we all think back to high school and some of the fucked up people that were involved, I believe that we can deduce that this is actually one really fucked up kid and not a hoax. If it is a hoax though, bravo.
Thats what makes it so perfect.
This kid is a fucking artist.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavius
fucking TEH MASTER PLAN!
Hoax. At least partially. That Chutes & Ladders bit with the mom piping in seemed hella staged, as did a couple of other segments. If so, the kid's really good. If not, he's still really good. He's like Anthony Michael Hall in Breakfast Club x1,000,000.
<3 prince planet
A couple of the chick on his myspace are fucking hot.
Fake but funny.
It was awesome that he called that black girl he knocked over Oprah. Even though she kicked his ass for it...
I vote for the overacting/exaggeration angle. Looks like he has a mild case of turrets though. I might be confusing that with social retardation.
No, it's almost certainly Tourett's. I'm familiar with it.
I'f this is fake than his mother has to be in on it, and if so, she's the greatest mom ever!
I agree that fake or not this is brilliant and addicting stuff
BFF RINGS~!!!
This is what kept me browsing TNL on my hiatus.
This is the greatest thing to ever hit the internet.
PS: I'm thinking fake, but I love it.
Yeah it has to be fake...if someone peed on me, I would not go to their house. Plus, the Jacob actor is sucky.
It's fake, but still damned funny.