http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?se...ent&id=5042740
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Bald headed chicks are sexy. Brittney is not.
How the hell could the press even recognize her? Do they always keep scent sniffing dogs on hand or something?
Holy shit she got lice.
her other shaved part wasn't good to see either :yuck:
Business for that tattoo parlor is gonna be booming now. You can't pay to get that kind of advertising.
scary.
No press is bad press, but who really cares about Britney Spears anymore?
Still scary. At least the first pic looked like Natalie Portman from V for Vendetta.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Hmm, what about these?Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1171738627
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1171738627
Rich?
L O FUCKING L!Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
You're right!
more pics here:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohn.../10915099.html
What a waste. I blame Federline for her apparent snap in reality, and crackhead like traits and mannerisms.
I'd still fuck her btw
http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/
Bitch is CRAZY! there is a pic of her shaving her own head...
I made a present for the thread.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...5&d=1171750397
If you have any concern at all for the safety of your manhood, you really wouldn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Someone needs to do stop doing coke. And it's not Josh.
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Originally Posted by Justin Timberlake
it's Destin.Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
Didn't the men get pregnant in that?
The females got pregnant then passed the egg to the male.
Like a seahorse.
That's not something you're supposed to admit you know the answer to.
Could we just all stop paying attention to this no-talent-has-been-no-longer-hot-whore, please??
It might be fun to blow a load on a bald chicks head though. I'll put that on the list of things to do someday.
That pic made me LOL cigs.
I dunno, i finally found britney hot after all these years. I guess thats something.
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Thievery!
I'm pretty sure if there is a hell this is what it look likes.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...5&d=1171750397
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Originally Posted by g0zen
Yeah, to a closet homosexual maybe.
Hey, it worked for Sinead.
She looks better now.
Spears is obviously going through some anger issues. I say we get some good front row internet seats and enjoy the crazy. Hopefully she joins scientology and starts getting those theatans out of her head.
I dunno I've been waiting for her to self destruct for sometime.
Justin Timberlake's album is hot.
So, Britney's hair is on Ebay - http://cgi.ebay.com/Lock-of-Britney-...QQcmdZViewItem
Guess how much its going for? 2 seconds ago when I put up this link it was at 3 million. Now its way higher. I think some mad scientist somewhere desperatly wants to clone her.
I suppose the guy buying this really needs something to jerk off to.
100 Million dollars!! She could just quit doing anything, ever, and just shave her head every couple of weeks,sell it, and be set.
There's no way anyone is actually going to pay that. I'll eat my hat!
She'll probably charge money for that and not wear panties either as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
She'll probably marry Cruise and shake Oprah like Cruise did.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
I as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Not gonna happen. She's a Kabbalahist...Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
She looks hot. And fucking batshit insane, which is making her look hotter.Quote:
Originally Posted by D_N_G
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Originally Posted by Jetman
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Originally Posted by eBay
I saw a movie of this once. I will not seek out more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
I knew someone was going to make a thread about this, but it was worth it for the thread title. :)
Her career's really over now, BTW, unless the bitch is trying to become the next Sinéad O'Connor. Every song she releases sounds like a video game about phone sex and pepsi. And the only people that bought into it were fickle, image-conscious retards who don't like bald chicks.
All that said, I don't care if Brit shaved off her first layer of skin. She went far, far beyond being attractive to me long ago.
i dont agree with this. MTV will pick her up, shove her down the tv every fucking half hour and subsequentially the radio stations will do the same. she will NEVER go away. her career is fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Wrong her career is over now; if it hasn't already. She may try comebacks, but each subsequent one will be like the next Micheal Jackson.
I'm trying to wrap my mind around this word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
So she'll get off the Old and Bust Hollywood religious fad and join up with the new hotness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Survival Kid
Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
I thought Mortal Kombat WAS the new hotness? See above.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Nah, I bought "Oops, I did it again." because it was a genuinely good album if you like pop music. She's never really been my type in the looks department (although you won't hear me call her ugly... at least not when she was younger). Mass-marketed music like hers will always have a huge stigma attached to it for anyone over the age of 15, and it can certainly get annoying when it's plunged down your throat at every turn. If you manage to get past the stigma (by not caring what other people think when they see your CD collection), and the annoyance factor (by not watching MTV or listening to the radio), it's not bad music at all. Some might even say... enjoyable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Definitely true. I just bought Beyonce's new album today. It's a really great album of pop music, and there's really nothing wrong with that. Of course, I couldn't imagine only listening to this stuff...Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
How does cock taste?
Compass and torgo seem to be the go-to men for that question.
Micheal Jackson still gets paid, A LOT, for doing shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
She left rehab for a second time. just like last week. She fled within 24 hours of checking in.
Britney fleeing rehab again.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1172083571
I thought it was a riddle. I'm still waiting for icarusfall's answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
delicious.
I don't get it? What's the big fuss if britney shaved her hair... she likes to be that way then let her be... she still looks like a b_tch to me..
Host your images you fucking noob.
ha!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,253618,00.html
She's back in rehab, again.
She's going for the hat trick.
She needs an open-handed slap in the mouth.
She already got it. Supposedly she was in and out of one somewhere in the Caribbean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I find Britney going in and out of rehab for a week pretty entertaining. Doubly so because the courts are beginning to actually consider Kevin Federline to be the most fit parent of the couple. Hell, I'm beginning to agree. They get divorced and Federline does a commercial for some scratch and takes a jab at himself; Britney gets drunk and high on... everything, shaves her head and repeatedly flees rehab.
That means no sex tape drama. Cry.
If K-Fed gets the kids he'll be rolling in child support. More than enough to hire a full-time nanny while he flies the Lear Jet to Vegas to consort with a moutain of hookers.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1172195082
from the superficial:
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Britney Spears went to Kevin Federline's home last night but when she wasn't allowed to see her kids she started raging on a white SUV with an umbrella. She was reportedly waiting outside Kevin's place for 45 minutes before her mom eventually picked her up and took her back to the rehab facility.
lolol
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1172195326
She's fucking scary looking.
I'd go apeshit if I couldn't see my kids, either.
It's fun thinking she's a crazy bitch, though, so I'll go with that.
That is just freaking terrible. How are all her teenage fans supposed to stomach this? :lol: meh, fuck the fans!
There's a million replacement Britney's just waiting to step in her place and she's yesterday's news. I don't think she's crazy, I think she's caught in this Hollywood game of hers, Paris Hilton's, and Jennifer Lohan's of falsifying news "events" for publicity. If she were hot I could perhaps forgive this, but I've always found her completely average looking at best. Plus her crotch wasn't made of solid gold like I had originally been led to believe. I had my prospector costume and oil lamp all ready to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
Yes it really is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
I guess leaving your children a box of wild blueberry popsicles on the counter before you go out for a night of binge partying doesn't impress the courts for some strange reason. From most reports of people having met Kevin Federline they actually say he's a pretty genuine guy in real life and hams up his persona for the tabloid news.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
What kind of day in age are we living in when a person can't just rampage on property with an umbrella without being tagged unfair terms like "insane" or "berserk".Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltc'h of Outworld
Only small bald men with the last name Cobblepot can get away with umbrella attacks Giltc'h. She's crazy whether people are thinking it or not (or making this up for publicity).
the only thing that bothers me about this is that news stations are talking about it.
I don't think her madness is drug/alcohol induced. In fact, I bet she has postpartum depression. That can be quite serious.
I feel sorry for her, actually.
Doesn't postpartum depression stem from mom's not thinking they're worthy to parent children?
You've never met my family.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
I don't think that kind of think is as abnormal as you like to believe.
Seriously, I'm beginning to feel bad for K-Fed for having been married to her. Imagine what a psycho bitch she is. Just look at her.
Id still fuck her
She may be crazy as a loon, but those titties aint crazy!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...3&d=1172241909
"K-Fed...resistance is futile."
The craziest part of all of this is making Federline look like a good person. GG KFed, keep your head up.
Aww, man. LAWLnapolis.
Shit! I used Ha-Ha-Hacienda from an old ass nintendo power when Batman came out.
I bet Justin Timberlake predicted this just before he dumped her ass.
He probably saw that crazy side of her and decided it is time to tap something else.
You can take the trash out if the trailer-park, but you can't take the trailer-part out of the trash.
I agree.
Luckily this week was chock full of Trainwrecks: Britney, Anna Nicole, and the NBA All Star game in Las Vegas (3 separate shootings, Pacman Jones throwing 81k around a strip club, Nelly raining money in a casino, public sex acts, etc.).
... Pacman Jones?
Football player
That's not his real name, right?
Ask his brother, Dig Dug Jones.
The cousin, Frogger Johnson, is a nasty basketball player.
Their dad, Root Beer Tapper Jones, is one proud man.
What about Halo Jones and DDR Jones?
Should have stopped at Root Beer Tapper imo.
True true. Tempest Jones sounds kinda cool tho
