Anyone else had the Salmonella infested peanut butter?

In this movie I saw once, there was this guy who had a peanut-shaped penis.

In this thread I read once, there was this guy who talked about his big nipples.

Lately peanut butter has become a major part of my diet. I buy the large(?) size of extra crunchy Jif, and two loaves of whole wheat bread, which I finish in about 3 days, 4 tops. I don't bother to make sandwiches (I HATE pb&j), I just spread the peanut butter on a single slice, fold the bread and devour it promptly. I will repeat this process throughout the course of the day.

I usually run out of clean knives so I resort to using the convex side of spoons to spead the peanut butter onto the bread.

I use my cock.

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Originally Posted by Josh

I use my cock.

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Right, I use his cock.

I prefer big nipples to get the job done.

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Originally Posted by animegirl

I HATE crunchy peanut butter. I mean, really WTF?

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I like creamy too, I just don't like how it gets stuck to the roof of my mouth :( Both are delicious.

I fucking love peanut butter, but only natural (the ingredients list one and only one thing = PEANUTS). Once you go there you don't go back.

Do you guys cut the crusts off your PB and J?

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Originally Posted by animegirl

I HATE crunchy peanut butter. I mean, really WTF?

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I don't understand you. Creamy sucks ass. It's like... i don't know, peanut butter without chunks. That sucks.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Peanut butter is terrible. I thought only people who ride on the short bus ate that shit.

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Originally Posted by Josh

You should just kill yourself now.

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I agree with Josh.

Also, The Peanut Butter Company pbutter in NYC is the best.