I will destroy anyone in Chess

Ill fuk you up in Rock Paper Scissors. You don want none.

Asians are good at Chess. Why is that?

Their slanted eyes allow them to see into their opponents souls.

They also have small penises.

No Small Penis here, don't make me whip it out.

You just think its large because you have small, womanly, asian hands.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

Ill fuk you up in Rock Paper Scissors. You don want none.

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I will destroy anyone in RPS. I should be in the World RPS Championship or whatever the fuck it's called. I beat anyone and everyone in a best out of 7. Oh, and Mario Kart.

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Originally Posted by Rich

I will destroy anyone in RPS. I should be in the World RPS Championship or whatever the fuck it's called. I beat anyone and everyone in a best out of 7.

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Oh, and Mario Kart.

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That was awesome. Bravo

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Originally Posted by Korian

Haoh don't fuck with me... I'd smoke you and I am the Asian King of Ping Pong!

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Originally Posted by Rich

Oh, and Mario Kart.

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SNES version?

I am unbeatable (battle mode).