Meet me in the streets, name your stakes. 4 Move checkpoint
and it's over and another win. Ya think you could beat me?
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Meet me in the streets, name your stakes. 4 Move checkpoint
and it's over and another win. Ya think you could beat me?
http://www.bobby-fischer.net/BobbyFischer01.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Korian
Straight up OG!
You might be able to beat me in chess, but I'll murder you at backgammon.
Beating people in 4 moves is an amazing feeling. Oh I also
kill in Scrabble.
And I'll kick both of your asses at badminton.
Haoh don't fuck with me, I had a Badmintion net growing up,
I'd smoke you and I am the Asian King of Ping Pong!
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Originally Posted by Korian
Any reasonable chess player knows how to avoid the 4 move check-mate.
There's different set ups.
That four move thing is not even a check mate. My girl could beat you at chess. I couldn't, because I'm dumb, but she could.
Nah it's Game Over.
You can get a check-mate in 4 moves, I used to be in a chess class in highschool and it was one of the first things we learned to guard against.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
You mean blitzkrieg? That shit is easy to avoid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korian
I come at you so fast you would want to concede to avoid
shame.
Chess is for n00bs.
Nah it's for nerds.
I can beat you in two moves. Eat it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_mate
I wouldn't let that happen and the chances of that variable
is slim to none.
I was the captain of the chess team in high school, I never lost a match.
When I was 5 years old I beat a grand master that was doing an exhibition at the Annapolis Mall. I don't remember it but my dad told me that I made the guy cry.
I guarantee I will fuck you up. Hardcore.
You still play?
What the fuck is chess?
Haven't touched a chess piece for almost ten years because there is no one I know around here to play with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
If we can play online I'd love to throw down with some of you and get my skills back.
A game for gentlemen and scholars. You might prefer checkers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I get rocked in checkers.
Retard.
Board games ain't my thing.
what about cock and balls?
Depending on the weather.
Raining men imo...
Raining semen is more like it.
I started a chess thread on tnl a few years back, and haven't played since... but i'd play a few games online if anyone was up for it.
If you guys have an MSN account, I'll play you msn chess sometime. Not tonight though, I'm too drunk for that shit.
http://zone.msn.com/en/chess/default.htm
xbla chess imo
I'd play, but for a supposedly smart guy, I fucking blow at chess.
I'll play you.
The old move pawn, bishop, queen move is noober shit. I would murder you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholar%27s_mate
easily defended by pushing the knight pawn
Anyone that falls for one of the 4 move checkmates is a fool. You really have to be stupid to not see them and stop them.
We are talking about Korian here...
True.
Also opening with these moves can put you in a weak position for the game as well.
Yup. You can't just roll your queen out to the 5th rank on your 3rd move. Any decent player will chase that slut all over the board while developing his pieces.
Nah I just fake people out with that set up. I'm always onQuote:
Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba
the offense. Don't ever disrespect my Chess Game, or sleep
on my abilities.
Ill fuk you up in Rock Paper Scissors. You don want none.
Asians are good at Chess. Why is that?
Their slanted eyes allow them to see into their opponents souls.
They also have small penises.
No Small Penis here, don't make me whip it out.
You just think its large because you have small, womanly, asian hands.
I will destroy anyone in RPS. I should be in the World RPS Championship or whatever the fuck it's called. I beat anyone and everyone in a best out of 7. Oh, and Mario Kart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
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Originally Posted by Rich
http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/0728/pg2_rps5_275.jpg
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Oh, and Mario Kart.
That was awesome. Bravo
http://www.anime.com/Ping_Pong_Club/images/01.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Korian
SNES version?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I am unbeatable (battle mode).
My stakes are no less than your mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korian
I am the Bruce Jenner of Chess.
Remember that at all times you whore apologist.
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Originally Posted by Calliander
GC version.
Me and my 2 roommates just played a 16 round game with 3 points to first, 2 to second and 1 to third, loser cleans the dishes. We gave one roommate a +3 handicap, and after that handicap, it was all tied up @ 30-30-30 after 14, until I won the last 2 and my roommate with the handicap wound up in 2nd in both, winning by 2. Needless to say, the kitchen cleaning roommate is not happy about that handicap.
Fo reals, Mario Kart is the only game I've played in almost a year.
PS...I miss battle mode in the snes/n64 versions. GC version sucks.
I'll whooop all your ass in Super Bomberman (SNES).
Ill take you up on that KOF.
Ghey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
314 games played, 314 wins, 0 losses. This includes the 43 combined times I beat Stone and SpoDaddy mercilessly one night and was declared a cheater by Stone.Quote:
Me and my 2 roommates just played a 16 round game with 3 points to first, 2 to second and 1 to third, loser cleans the dishes. We gave one roommate a +3 handicap, and after that handicap, it was all tied up @ 30-30-30 after 14, until I won the last 2 and my roommate with the handicap wound up in 2nd in both, winning by 2. Needless to say, the kitchen cleaning roommate is not happy about that handicap.
Grown men male on male posturing and flaunting their gaming
abilites online is one of TNL's nerdiest moments. With that
said Chess is what men play. You guys think you could beat
me at arm-wrestling. No way man.
YouQuote:
Originally Posted by Korian
Me
Hot tub
Underwear
Chessboard
Now.
Clubhouse games on the DS. There you go.