Sex or Sleep

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Originally Posted by Calliander

The only way someone in a relationship would choose sex over sleep is if their partner didn't care about foreplay. Give me sleep. I'm old, my job requires all of my energy. I don't have the time or motivation to rub some nipples or lick anything.

But also what Razor said.

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Who said anything about foreplay?

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

I'm with burg on this one. I'd go for sex even if I'm tired, I can always just sleep longer the next night or take a nap. I had this conversation with my girlfriend the other day, she would definitely opt for sleep over sex, but she's a girl and they have a fucked up sex drive.

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She can be asleep. In fact, I think it's hot.

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Originally Posted by Revoltor

I chose sleep once and I never heard the end of it.

DON'T CHOOSE SLEEP.

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This is sage advice. Turn her down once and she'll throw that shit back at you every time you want it and she doesn't for the DURATION OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

Not only that, it's fallacious. I can't screw if I'm not hard. If I'm hard, I'm not gonna say no. She, however, can put out regardless of her level of horny. It's like comparing apples and vaginas.

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

Fixed.

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isn't marriage the same as death?

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Originally Posted by Revoltor

I chose sleep once and I never heard the end of it.

DON'T CHOOSE SLEEP.

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This is sage advice. Turn her down once and she'll throw that shit back at you every time you want it and she doesn't for the DURATION OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

Not only that, it's fallacious. I can't screw if I'm not hard. If I'm hard, I'm not gonna say no. She, however, can put out regardless of her level of horny. It's like comparing apples and vaginas.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Sex is only hard to come by if you don't know how to talk to women. They want it just as bad as men do, but you gotta know how to pry those legs open.

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How do you pry legs open? I do it by applying force to the inner thighs and pushing outward, away from the center of the body.

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Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

isn't marriage the same as death?

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Good point.

If it's new pussy, sex! If it's old pussy, sleep.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

How do you pry legs open? I do it by applying force to the inner thighs and pushing outward, away from the center of the body.

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I talk to the woman until she does it on her own volition. I'm a lazy bitch.

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Originally Posted by Revoltor

I chose sleep once and I never heard the end of it.

DON'T CHOOSE SLEEP.

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Seriously, I opted for not sex once and I still feel the pain from it. That was like a year ago too.

Remember, fucking two pillows doesn't count as sex.

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I'm going to go put my wife to the test. Will report findings tomorrow.