Coffee

I found a place in town yesterday that has wine at good prices, an awesome cheese selection, and coffee from the roaster in town. Awesome. I bought some of the espresso blend per an employee's suggestion and it works great for brewed coffee.

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Originally Posted by Tones

Guys, let me know if this sounds disgusting:

- Brew coffee via French press with milk (instead of using water)
- Dilute to half strength with more hot milk
- Add dark chocolate and stir

I would try it out right now, but I don't have any chocolate on hand.

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Do not brew with milk. Just brew with water. If I'm making french press coffee into a latte I add a little less water than normal as well.

Good to know. It was a pain in the ass to clean out.

I drink coffee.

A hell of a lot of coffee. Every day.

I drink at least a pot (sometimes up to two) before I go to work everyday. I then have a Stanley thermos that I fill up and bring to work. I always finish that off. Then when I go home, I always make a little half-pot at some point and drink that.

And I would like to note that I don't drink weak coffee. I drink Man's coffee. I want my coffee to knock me on my ass whenever I take a sip. And it doesn't. Why? Because I'm used to it. You know who my coffee does knock on their asses? Everyone else. No one drinks coffee when I make it, because I make it stiff. Really damn stiff.

And I don't buy cheap coffee. I can drink shit coffee, like the stuff at work, but I won't. I buy coffee that is about mid-range in price, but I do have some expensive stuff in the cabinet if I do feel a need to get fancy.

I don't drink my coffee with sugar or cream in it (except on a rare occasion). I drink my coffee straight black. All day; every day.

Why do I drink so much coffee? Because it's delicious. I could drink energy drinks or soda, but why? They taste worse. I've only had one Red Bull in my entire life, and it tasted like cold ball sweat. The only soda that tastes better than coffee is Pepsi with lemon (and I liked Coke Blak). But why get soda, when I could instead take my Bullet-18 (a small thermos that uses vacuum-sealing for insulation) and fill it with coffee instead?

I don't drink decaf, because decaf is stupid. Why the Hell would I pay the same amount of money for a product that gives me less? It makes no sense. Coffee drinking has never interfered with my ability to sleep (I almost always get a good 8-9 hours of sleep every night), and the thought of drinking coffee that doesn't pack a little buzz just doesn't make any sense to me. I understand that this isn't true for everyone, but those are the people that can drink shitty decaf. Keep it the Hell away from me.

I do own a Bunn coffee maker (which is an excellent brand, btw), but I also have a french-press. The french-press makes better tasting coffee, because the coffee filters in automatic coffee makers tend to soak up oils, detracting from the flavor. A lot of times, though I don't use the french-press, unless I'm making a leisure half-pot. I'm a bit lazy, and it's sometimes too much trouble for me to deal me.

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Originally Posted by Black Adam

You know who my coffee does knock on their asses? Everyone else.

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lol.

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Originally Posted by Josh

lol.

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I would like to say, on a completely unrelated note, that you, sir, are fucking hilarious.

I think this new guy drinks a lot of coffee.

I don't care where this guy is from, this needs to be read with a thick New York accent.

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Originally Posted by Black Adam

I drink coffee.

A hell of a lot of coffee. Every day.

I drink at least a pot (sometimes up to two) before I go to work everyday. I then have a Stanley thermos that I fill up and bring to work. I always finish that off. Then when I go home, I always make a little half-pot at some point and drink that.

And I would like to note that I don't drink weak coffee. I drink Man's coffee. I want my coffee to knock me on my ass whenever I take a sip. And it doesn't. Why? Because I'm used to it. You know who my coffee does knock on their asses? Everyone else. No one drinks coffee when I make it, because I make it stiff. Really damn stiff.

And I don't buy cheap coffee. I can drink shit coffee, like the stuff at work, but I won't. I buy coffee that is about mid-range in price, but I do have some expensive stuff in the cabinet if I do feel a need to get fancy.

I don't drink my coffee with sugar or cream in it (except on a rare occasion). I drink my coffee straight black. All day; every day.

Why do I drink so much coffee? Because it's delicious. I could drink energy drinks or soda, but why? They taste worse. I've only had one Red Bull in my entire life, and it tasted like cold ball sweat. The only soda that tastes better than coffee is Pepsi with lemon (and I liked Coke Blak). But why get soda, when I could instead take my Bullet-18 (a small thermos that uses vacuum-sealing for insulation) and fill it with coffee instead?

I don't drink decaf, because decaf is stupid. Why the Hell would I pay the same amount of money for a product that gives me less? It makes no sense. Coffee drinking has never interfered with my ability to sleep (I almost always get a good 8-9 hours of sleep every night), and the thought of drinking coffee that doesn't pack a little buzz just doesn't make any sense to me. I understand that this isn't true for everyone, but those are the people that can drink shitty decaf. Keep it the Hell away from me.

I do own a Bunn coffee maker (which is an excellent brand, btw), but I also have a french-press. The french-press makes better tasting coffee, because the coffee filters in automatic coffee makers tend to soak up oils, detracting from the flavor. A lot of times, though I don't use the french-press, unless I'm making a leisure half-pot. I'm a bit lazy, and it's sometimes too much trouble for me to deal me.

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I like the new guy.

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Originally Posted by Black Adam

I don't drink decaf, because decaf is stupid

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lol.

I've had two four shot lattes this morning. If some motherfucker looks at me funny I'm going to fucking tear their head off and fly into space.