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This was something that crossed my mind the other day. If, hypothetically, an oral tablet contraceptive was available on the market, without any side effects, would you pay what females pay for theirs, and take it daily?
Me: Yes, because I don't little ones running around just as much as she doesn't. And, it would be nice not having to wear a sock sometimes.
Yeah. But I'm sure I'd forget to take it.
Sure, why not? Whatever it takes to get out of wearing condoms. I fucking hate condoms.
A pill that makes you sterile? No thanks.
Yeah. But stop taking it and your sperm come back.
A pill that would mean I wouldn't have to wear a condom or worry about the woman either forgetting her pill or being crazy and deciding that she wanted to have a kid now?
Where do I sign up?
I'm in.
They've had drugs go through testing before, that would damage sperm tails so they'd never make it, etc., and some of the trial comments are hilarious. The guys complained about mild nausea or remembering to take them and said they wouldn't continue if it made it to market. Total pussies.
It'd be nice if something effective did come out for guys, since a lot of women can't take birth control and hey, it can't hurt to have double protection going if you're looking to avoid having a kid. Too bad there isn't shit for funding on this one.
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Originally Posted by Schlep
If the bitch gets pregnant, push her down the stairs and call it a day.
This is a pretty easy question.
It would be nice if there was something like this, the thread title kind of got my hopes up.
That's why women have children, and not men, because men would never be able to put up with childbirth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Arnold did it.
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Originally Posted by bbobb
I'd wouldn't, but I'd lie and say I am.
as long as it didn't make anything taste funny, or give me crazy mood swings.
Fuck no, I wouldn't take it. Ain't no chemicals messin' with the battalion.
Men couldn't physically handle it, either. Women are much stronger in this regard - we'd collapse and who knows what kind of crazy shit men would do if their hormones got as twisted as the opposite sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
I'd take this pill - there are too many crazies out there looking for a kid/paycheck from some unsuspecting sucker.
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Originally Posted by Tain
No pills, thanks. Most of my invasions are anal, so no worries here.
Sometimes I take caution that much further and get rude on manass. No worries and if by some freak occurrence he did get preggo at least we'd get in the Guinness Book so hell yeah.
I'm in.
Too many women're trying to get preggers nowadays to get money, or to keep the guy around. Not having to worry about the Bastard brand condoms means you can treat your clinger ex's like they ought to be treated (fuck em and leave em) and not worry about the side effects (kids).
fitting a watermelon through a lemon hole is probably easier than a pin hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
No man invented this pill. It's a plot by the feminazis.
Correct. No woman invented it either.Quote:
Originally Posted by dakidski
It's a gift from God Himself.
I'd probably go for the shot.
You guys are forgetting that you'll still need to worry about STDs. I would take the pill, but I'd still use protection.
Oh hell yeah I'd take it! No god damn raincoat I'm all in!
Yeah, it's really just another layer of security between your future and her biological clock.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
not when I'm with my girlfriend... I'm not giving this penis to everyone
I read about this surgery men can get that puts a silicon "cork" type thing somewhere in your plumbing that keeps sperm out of your ejaculatory fluid. It's good for 10 years and easily removed. I'd prefer my penis not all sliced up though to be honest.
icarusfall is going to call you a square.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Dick piercings are the way to go.
Any chemical that kills off my little guys is probably something I don't want in my body. No thanks.
And at the end of the day, a world without a baby Cheebs would be a dark place indeed.