The Greatest Toy Ever: 2007 Edition

http://the-nextlevel.com/board/attac...1&d=1175376095

I own Darth Tater and the Spud Trooper. If this was Batman, it would be a sure sale. Spider-Man is definitely tempting though.

Are you trying to lure kids into your van?

No. He's trying to fuck their tiny virgin assholes.

I don't like it. Spiderman never had huge bulging eyes coming out of his mask. Batman could work I suppose, but only because he has eyeholes.

I got a chuckle out of this thing a couple days ago at Wal Mart. I doubt I'll add it to my Darth Tater, Tater Trooper, and r2d...tater triumvirate that I have in my room though.

There's an Optimus Prime one coming out soon as well, btw. Prime > Spidey.

But that's beside the point, as the whole line looks goddamn retarded.

I don't get Mr. Potato Head. What's the big deal?

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Originally Posted by Calliander

I don't get Mr. Potato Head. What's the big deal?

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I think it's like Scooby Doo, where it sucks but people pretend it doesn't because it's really old.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

I got a chuckle out of this thing a couple days ago at Wal Mart. I doubt I'll add it to my Darth Tater, Tater Trooper, and r2d...tater triumvirate that I have in my room though.

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Holy shit! I missed that one. I must have it:

http://the-nextlevel.com/board/attac...1&d=1175379130

Prime also sounds awesome. I am not sure why Mr. Potato Head is better than the other spoofs, but they just work for me.

What's not to get? It's a classic toy that's been around for over 60 years. It's Mr Potato Head, that really should be enough.

(I didn't mind darth tater, all these other licensed mr potato heads are pretty dumb though)