I just found out that Jenna Jameson goes to our church.

The best thing about doing bukkake on a midget is that a regular-sized load covers twice as much face.

I thought midgets had bigger heads.

You're thinking of dwarfs.

oh my bad. I was comparing them to children. :D

Does Jenna go to church looking like this?:
http://content.imagesocket.com/thumb...inny_01052.jpg
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Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix

Does Jenna go to church looking like this?:

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God made that body, why not let everyone enjoy it?

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Originally Posted by GohanX

I'm a little disturbed that yours was the only church that would take her. Kudos to your church, but wtf is wrong with the other churches? Jesus was known to have hung out with some bad people way back when, and they should know that better than I do.

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You know its awfully easy to help people whose largest soul related problems could be coveting wives or shit. It annoys me that death cults are all so fucking picky about who joins them, when the whole premise is supposely to be forgiveness and redemption with judgment before god alone.

Well I suppose in some places the community is God.

Kudos to this church for actually living up to Christ's standards of acceptance.

Also: Fuck Churches, gods and believers.

God also made Ron Jeremy.

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Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix

God also made Ron Jeremy.

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And we all thank God for that.

I prefer my porn skank to be atheist, thanks.