Do you wash your hands after you use the restroom?

Printable View

Show 100 post(s) from this thread on one page

10 Apr 2007, 07:23 PM
Razor Ramon

Quote:

Originally Posted by burgundy

You could just spit on toilet paper and not destroy the environment even more, and maybe become heterosexual too!

Why bother spitting into it if I already have a wet nap? Also, fuck you.
10 Apr 2007, 07:25 PM
burgundy

You probably want to wet nap my ass first.
10 Apr 2007, 07:28 PM
Razor Ramon

You know it. I know where it's been.
10 Apr 2007, 07:38 PM
Mzo

I don't... cuz I'm EVIL.

I actually do.

EDIT: fuck someone beat me to it and I didn't see it since page 1 bored the fuck out of me halfway through
10 Apr 2007, 07:40 PM
Mzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by JefmcC

??????

That's fucking disgusting dude.

:yuck:

No it's not. No one's saying stick your finger into your dirty asshole, just fold and use the paper again.

I hate people that waste giant amounts of TP and paper towels.
10 Apr 2007, 07:42 PM
Kidnemo

There are a bunch of dirty gross bastards in here.

I wash my hands after every potty break and prefer not to make poops in public if I have too.

I also wash my hands after getting back to the house after being out. Why?

Because people are dirty SOBs and I can speak on this from experience.

Since I've started bashing people I've had ringworm, athletes foot, and a staph infection.

They all sucked. Clean your body you miserable bastards.
10 Apr 2007, 07:47 PM
Peas

Hey, have any of you ever used a bidet? I have this rich uncle who has one, and it's pretty great. I'd like to have one installed someday.

Don't tell anyone this, but I jacked off once while the water was shooting onto my brownbud, and the load blow was nothing short of amazing.
10 Apr 2007, 07:50 PM
Razor Ramon

That's why I don't want a bidet. I'd never leave.
10 Apr 2007, 07:58 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nash

If that's the case, why don't you just jump in the shower after every time you urinate?

I sit down as much as I can. But I'd rather hold my poo all day long than sit on a dirty seat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peas

Hey, have any of you ever used a bidet? I have this rich uncle who has one, and it's pretty great. I'd like to have one installed someday.

Don't tell anyone this, but I jacked off once while the water was shooting onto my brownbud, and the load blow was nothing short of amazing.

I gave a kid an eye wash with a bidet when I was younger. I didn't realize what it was for until much later. That made it even better.
10 Apr 2007, 08:49 PM
Josh

I took a shit in a bidet in Russia. I didn't mean to.

Show 100 post(s) from this thread on one page