Which begets the next question ... does anyone urinate in the shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
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Which begets the next question ... does anyone urinate in the shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
I'd ask your husband what he does and make sure not to suck his fingers (during an intimate moment) if he doesn't wash his hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by M
On the regular.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Does anyone not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Yes, of course and anyone who doesn't should be thrown into the Grand Canyon. If they survive, they go free.
Good work running an already old as hell gag into the ground jonas.
People who don't like to shit in public bathrooms need to get over it, if I have to take a massive shit I'm not going to drive home to do it.
As for the hand washing: After taking a shit: always, after taking a piss: Maybe, if pissing at home: almost never.
Also, I always wash my hands before and after I prepare meals (raw chicken, etc), and I always wash my hands after I take out the trash.
On topic, a better question is urinal etiquette.
- Are you one of those people that looks over when you're pissing?
- Do you talk to other people while you're pissing?
- Do you take the urinal next to some one who is already pissing, even if there are others open?
- Do you piss in the stalls, even if the urinals are all open?
- Do you drop your pants when you piss?
- Do you piss sitting down?
Two very controversial questions:
- Do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
- Do you fold or crumple the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?
No. No. No. I prefer the stalls. No. No. Sitting, unless the toilet is a horror show, then I'll be standing for the whole process. Crumple.
- Are you one of those people that looks over when you're pissing?
No.
- Do you talk to other people while you're pissing?
Only if it's a buddy of mine.
- Do you take the urinal next to some one who is already pissing, even if there are others open?
No.
- Do you piss in the stalls, even if the urinals are all open?
No.
- Do you drop your pants when you piss?
No, but a retard back in elementary school did.
- Do you piss sitting down?
Sometimes.
- Do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
Sitting down.
- Do you fold or crumple the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?
Fold.
The next question should be;
Ass wiping, front to back, or back to front?
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Originally Posted by Survival Kid