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I do, if you don't, what's wrong with you?
I just rinse thuroughly. I hardly ever use soap.
Depends on how clean the place is if you're talking public restrooms.
Yeah, mostly public restrooms. It's become far too common for me to witness people coming out of stalls and just waltzing right out the door. :yuck:
because of those assholes i use a paper towel to open the door (or a sleeve if they only have air dryers). nothing like grabbing a door handle covered in penis slime and piss juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinobi128
not only that but i usually to spit a big loogey into the paper towel first, that way those dirty fucks get a double dose of germs
If this is true I hope you're the digusting waste of a human being who voted no. Water doesn't kill germs or bacteria. Might as well do nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltc'h of Outworld
Why does it matter how clean the place is?Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlep
Makes me feel clean enough, and since I couldn't care any less what you think, it doesn't bother me, sweetheart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
You're disgusting.
When you shower do you just stand under the water and then get out because you feel clean enough?
That's ok. I win through karma anyway. If you only rinse your hands with no soap you've made yourself and your family sick several times unknowingly.
You having to deal with physical discomfort because of your own lazy incompetance is more than enough payback for me.
wash, soap and rinse between all fingers, theres some nasty stuff out there.
I hardly ever get sick at all, and when I do, it's never had anything to do with bacteria.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Good try, though :tu:
You're lying though. It's easy to lie about things. I say Robobo is a great online comic all the time.
Also, I don't feel clean unless I use warm/hot water.
I wash my hands before and after. OCD much?
I don't she-it in public places.
I use a paper-towel to open any doors...and I don't flush with my hand. I used either my foot or my elbow.
And I ALWAYS wash my hands.
Because if the sink looks as nice as this, I'm not touching it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
I'm not quite that bad yet, but my current apartment is pushing me close. My roommate has no regard for any kind of sanitation. Our kitchen, in particular, is revolting and no amount of effort on my part can ever make up for the mess he leaves. I'm constantly throwing out his rotting leftovers or cleaning pots he left filthy so can use them. It has me washing my hands constantly and washing everything I use in the kitchen before and after I use it. Next thing you know I'm going to be shaving my head and refusing to shake hands with anyone or using my sleeve every time I need to handle money. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Galaxia
Also: public restrooms are vile, but sometimes it's necessary. We have a bathroom on campus where the toilets flush themselves, the soap and water are activated by sensors, and even the paper towels are dispensed hands-free. That's nice and all, but if you need to shit, you're still sitting in someone else's ass residue.
Better watch out. Shit like that brings roaches.
Once roaches get in, good luck getting them out.
Shitting? Always.
Piss? Depends on if my sac is stinky at the time.
Your foot just adds more filth to the flush handle. Restroom floors are vile.Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
Working retail, my hands get pretty dirty all day handling boxes and dusty product. I wash on my way in, and on my way out.
:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giltc'h of Outworld
Lol. Tell me about it. I run sound for bands in crowded bars. You would not believe the accumulated bar crud encrusted on all of the instrument cables that I must constantly handle. Same deal. I wash once when work is done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll
More reason to wash, you don't whose Reeboks are touching the handles and where they've been.Quote:
Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll
I elbow flush, open doors with paper towels, and scratch my palms to get soap underneath the fingernails. Otherwise, I live like the filthy twentysomething I'm entitled to be.
damn, some of you dudes are paranoid.
Yeah, I think I'm the only one that I know that scratches my palms. I used to volunteer at a hospital and it was one of the first things they tell you to do. You get a lot of weird shit on your hands there.
Why is it that the good roommates never seem to find one another?Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
I do it as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sqoon
I wonder how many people voted yes when they really don't bother to wash their hands.
Soap doesn't kill germs or bacteria either, antibacterial does. Water removes the germs and such from your hands, warm water does it better as warmer water is a better soluvent (although it does not kill the germs at all). Soap does an even better job, soaps point is just to break apart the dirt and such even further than normal water. But the difference is not as extreme as you might like to think, I wouldn't be suprised if a longer shower could achieve much the same effect as showering quickly with soap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
If it came down to it, I would rather people did not use antibacterials, it helps germs develop resistances, and we really don't need that shit. On the other hand, I'll probably be dead before I would care, so whatever.
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Originally Posted by Survival Kid
Oh, I'm sure the building had them before we even got here. But you never see them, so I'm not really upset by it. I've seen and killed a total of two since last summer, so I guess we're doing okay. I didn't even mind the spiders I did see, until I started getting spider bites in my sleep. Then I murdered them all in cold blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
For every one you see, there are hundreds, maybe even thousands, inside the walls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
Before and after, with moderately cold water and soap.
I have a problem with over-use of antibacterial gels and soaps due to antibiotic-resilient bacterial diseases... but that's largely the byproduct of a bitchy doctor of a father. I still wash my hands with soap every time despite thinking that I'm helping to breed super-diseases. Oh well.
I only wash my hands when I get shit on them and that's maybe two or three times a week tops.
5 people so far added to the list of people I never want to meet.
The thought always crosses my mind, and it upsets me to think about, but foaming hand soap delights me so much that I quickly forget about it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
My housemate washes his hands before and after using the restroom. He says you never know what's on your hands before you handle your tool.
MONK: THE THREAD
I don't see what the big deal is. If my wang and it's neighboring structures are reasonably clean why would I wash with soap after handling it? Do you wash your hands everytime you touch your elbow or whatever? If I've been working hard and the sweat has noticably built up then yeah, it's washing time.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Jesus Christ. Some day when the world runs out of "molecule X" and can no longer make soap all of these "wash your hands before and after you brush your teeth" people are going to be dead from the bacteria they can no longer fend off on their own. Me and the rest of the non-paranoid people will go on living with our God-given immune systems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
I might use a little water.
Maybe not.
I guess washing hands can go on a sliding scale. The cleaner you and the bathroom you piss in - the less washing. The dirtier you and the bathroom are - the more you wash.
OR
The question you chould ask is - would a girl be able to suck your dick without any regret?
The question is, who cares if she has regret?
In Public - I wash hands. When you working in retail and restaurants things like washing hands becomes a pet peeve. Humans are disgusting.
At home - Its a bit different. If I take a shit yeah, I'll wash my hands everytime. If I piss it depends. If I am going to eat yes I will wash hands. If I am just being lazy and watching a TV show; no I won't because I know my hands are going to be nowhere near my face..
No.
Because I'm EVIL.
No.
Your bottom is one of the cleaner parts of the body (hole not included). And you can't get sick from coming in contact with urine, it's sterile. It's obviously a mind fuck and smells horrible, but you can't get sick from it. Those paper seat things serve no purpose aside from making money from paranoid people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
This sums up my feelings pretty well, if my dick is cleaner than the sink I don't bother washing my hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlep
I've got enough people at work who just leave after using the stall and I've become a complete germaphobe over it to the point I'll do the same in most public restrooms. Hell I'll even be in the shower right away if I had to shit in one.
Rockers don't wash their hands. I had to piss at a studio Thursday and there was no soap. I asked one of the bands there if they knew where the soap for the bathroom was kept and they almost threw me out of the building.
I wash my hands if I take a shit but I know that my dick is clean and there's really no reason to waste natural resources to clean something that isn't dirty.
That's because they're trash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Being a rocker doesn't give you an excuse to be white trash. (Well maybe it does).
Also, most bathroom soap in buildings is antibacterial soap, so it does help.
You're trash. Trash ape.
Likewise, butter biscuit ;)
nice story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I only wash if I got my hands dirty or if somebody is watching me.
Do you wash after handling yourself? I don't! :p
As others have said, it depends on the environment. If i shit, yes. If I piss but it looks like the sink hasn't been cleaned since installation, no.
I'm honestly the cleanest musician there. I go to see my old drummer's band practice from time to time and there are some really grungy people there. My old drummer picks his nose all the time no matter where we're at. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
Well if they're not willing to supply any cleaning materials, then you could pack in a few handywipes or some of that hand gel sanitizer that can be picked up cheap at a dollar store someplace. Your welfare doesn't need to suffer under their conditions.
I piss gasoline. It's pretty much self-cleansing.
Anitbacterial does help. There was a case of bacterial infection in a pediatric ward? (the place where the babies that just got born go) because some of the doctors and nurses were not washing up properly. It was a big thing because it resulted some of the babies dying.
Not sure if this is related but I also read that at one prominent hospital, they did a cotton swab of the personnel, mostly doctors (hands) and did the petri dish test to see what types of bacteria were still on them. There were pictures....hopefully I won't be going into surgery anytime soon.
I'd hate to see what you drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
My junk is clean and I don't piss on my hands. If it's an all automated bathroom so I don't have to flush and can get a paper towel (either automated or using my elbow) to open the door with, then no. I'll try to flush with my elbow or foot if I have to. If I have to use my hand I will wash with soap. What drives me crazy is bathrooms that don't have paper towels and require you to pull the door open. In that case there is really no point to washing your hands because you know a ton of people have touched that door with piss and shit covered hands that day. They need to put sinks outside of bathrooms.
Bud Light IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by voltz
Also: why is it when I come in here I always have to take a fucking piss?
The reason you need to wash your hands when you pee is because there is a fine urine mist that eminates from every bowl or urinal you pee in. I used to wash my hands when I remembered (so most of the time) because I thought like you people.
Then one day I was peeing in the morning and the light shone on the toilet at the right angle or something and I saw this huge urine cloud making a break for my body. I couldn't escape it. From that day forward I've washed vigorously.
You bitches probably have the immune system of mayflies. I haven't been sick in years.
Mayflies? Who are you?
If that's the case, why don't you just jump in the shower after every time you urinate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
I always wash my hands after even just going into a bathroom. This thread is weird and I'm glad I don't have to use the men's room.
Which begets the next question ... does anyone urinate in the shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
I'd ask your husband what he does and make sure not to suck his fingers (during an intimate moment) if he doesn't wash his hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by M
On the regular.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Does anyone not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Yes, of course and anyone who doesn't should be thrown into the Grand Canyon. If they survive, they go free.
Good work running an already old as hell gag into the ground jonas.
People who don't like to shit in public bathrooms need to get over it, if I have to take a massive shit I'm not going to drive home to do it.
As for the hand washing: After taking a shit: always, after taking a piss: Maybe, if pissing at home: almost never.
Also, I always wash my hands before and after I prepare meals (raw chicken, etc), and I always wash my hands after I take out the trash.
On topic, a better question is urinal etiquette.
- Are you one of those people that looks over when you're pissing?
- Do you talk to other people while you're pissing?
- Do you take the urinal next to some one who is already pissing, even if there are others open?
- Do you piss in the stalls, even if the urinals are all open?
- Do you drop your pants when you piss?
- Do you piss sitting down?
Two very controversial questions:
- Do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
- Do you fold or crumple the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?
No. No. No. I prefer the stalls. No. No. Sitting, unless the toilet is a horror show, then I'll be standing for the whole process. Crumple.
- Are you one of those people that looks over when you're pissing?
No.
- Do you talk to other people while you're pissing?
Only if it's a buddy of mine.
- Do you take the urinal next to some one who is already pissing, even if there are others open?
No.
- Do you piss in the stalls, even if the urinals are all open?
No.
- Do you drop your pants when you piss?
No, but a retard back in elementary school did.
- Do you piss sitting down?
Sometimes.
- Do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
Sitting down.
- Do you fold or crumple the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?
Fold.
The next question should be;
Ass wiping, front to back, or back to front?
noobQuote:
Originally Posted by Survival Kid
So none of you germophobes have ever been to a sporting event? Because I really hope your dicks aren't dirtier than the faucet handles and doorknobs in those bathrooms.
- Are you one of those people that looks over when you're pissing?
No
- Do you talk to other people while you're pissing?
No, but if its a bud of mine. Sure.
- Do you take the urinal next to some one who is already pissing, even if there are others open?
No.
- Do you piss in the stalls, even if the urinals are all open?
No.
- Do you drop your pants when you piss?
No.
- Do you piss sitting down?
If I'm taking a shit yes. If its a normal piss no.
- Do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
Down
- Do you fold or crumple the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?
Actually, I roll it around my hand, tear, and then wipe.
Good think I go before I leave. Forget using those restrooms. :yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
If any of the women in this thread say back to front.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Survival Kid
You travel to, sit through, and travel from a three hour sports event without pissing? Bullshit.
The thing about crumple vs. fold is that crumpling is just a waste of paper, but when you fold, you can get like 5 to 7 wipes out of your initial ration of toilet paper (more if you're a pro).
Another controversial question, girls usually care about this more than guys:
When you hang the toilet paper roll on the holder next to the toilet, does the flap of toilet paper supposed to hang from the back or the front?
As for me, I only hang it on the roll when I know some one will be over my place, otherwise it sits on the back if the toilet.
Madness.Quote:
Actually, I roll it around my hand, tear, and then wipe.
I'm gonna start wiping my damn ass with my hands, just so all you pussies have something to REALLY worry about next time you touch that handle.
I never hang the toilet paper up. But girls have a weird obsession about it. You can always tell if a girls been over to my place recently by just checking to see if the toilet paper is hung up or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Regus
My toilet paper sits on the back of the toilet bowl. Why hang it?
I don't give a shit if it's hanging or not, but if it is hanging and it's not hanging in the front, it drives me fucking crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Regus
Also, I hate people's bathrooms where the roll hanger is in the most awkward spot. Like when you have to reach down and almost behind you. Or if it's just a few inches too far away. I shouldn't have to lift my hand more than a few inches away from my body to grab toilet paper.
I've been to sporting events, Burg. I was normally at the Vet in Philly. Yes people really did piss in the sinks. Gotta love the 10 stalls for 50 people. Most of the time men would go in the women's bathrooms or off the side of the Vet walk way. So, no in those moments I would NOT wash hands.
The paper always goes over when its hung on the wall. Never under.
Yeah, if the TP is awkwardly placed, I'll take it off the holder.
That's my point. Plus, beer equals pissing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
If you really give this much of a shit (lol) about toilet paper usage, you should just shit at work or anywhere you're not on the hook for the paper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Regus
It's probably cleaner than folding and crushing feces 5 to 7 times in your hand.
Hey, I saw that episode of House too!Quote:
Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix
Wait, who the fuck wipes more than once with the same wad of TP? Dude, wet the paper lightly, do a hard swipe through just like a credit card reader and be done with it. Once feces has already soiled it's hallowed surface it's shit to me.
Wet the paper? What magical public restrooms do you use?
Yeah I see myself walking out of the stall to wet the paper with my pants around my ankles.
Is this the same magical bathroom that houses the moonshine machine?
Good thing I don't care for sports or sporting events. I'd rather be playing them than watching them.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
But if I don't use the stalls how am I supposed to look at all the pretty artwork?Quote:
- Do you piss in the stalls, even if the urinals are all open?