Sheryl Crow's hands smell like poop.

Hey, I was going through a rough spot in my life. I was just experimenting - with ass sex.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

So you wipe your mouth off on your sleeve, pull your sleeve off and replace that same sleeve with another, all while sitting down eating in some restaurant? wow.
Would these be outlawed in local bbq/rib restaurants to keep me from vom'ing at the site of these?

Sounds like something that would be more at home in a kindergarten cafeteria.

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Retarded. These things have to then be washed, which wastes water and requires chemical cleaning products, which then get dumped into the sewer system. Way to save the earth.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

Retarded. These things have to then be washed, which wastes water and requires chemical cleaning products, which then get dumped into the sewer system. Way to save the earth.

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Hippie.

But what about the waste from the paper mills and the dioxins produced from the bleaching process used on the tissues and napkins? I'm sure Sheryl Crow will wash her dining sleeves only in a running river, which will distribute the food particles to all the hungwee fishees.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Bitches are gross.

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So true...

Sometimes you take a nice shit that just flies out and leaves little to no mess. Those are awesome.

But they're not the standard for me, at least.

The clean poop is pure magic.

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Originally Posted by stormy

All I know is when my gf stays over a couple days the TP starts to vanish. She'll go through a whole pack in a week. I don't know what she could possibly be doing with it. I accused her of having some kind of problem but she denies everything.

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QFT.

The TP just magically disappears whenever the girl comes over... I don't understand what the hell they do with it.

That and the constant toilet flushing (have to cover up the noise, wouldn't want to sound unwomanly) drive me fucking nuts. I pay for that toilet paper and that water goddammit.

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Originally Posted by flux=rad

I'm confused by the title of this thread. Why would her hands be smelly? Shouldn't it be her ass?

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Have you ever tried to wipe a squishy shit with 1 square of paper?

Flux=rad wipes his ass with his cock, then jerks off all over himself.