Discuss.
Printable View
Wow. She needs to learn what it means to poop like a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Well I'm going to have to start using twice as much now to offset this.
I'm in on it. I'll use more, too. Maybe Sheryl Crow can buy everyone a bidet. Then you would barely need to use any TP. hahahaha. barely.
I say since men don't have to use any toilet paper at all when we piss, we can use all we damn-well please when we shit.
Yeah, clearly women are the reason for global warming, they use toilet paper everytime they go to the john!
WTF.Quote:
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I guess diarrhea is a pesky situation.
After reading it, I have no desire to bang her doggie style now. But the Japanese might wanna now.
If you could even get to her vag through all the dried-up crap in her crack. :yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Okay thanks. I am about to throw up.
One square?? Total? That bitch is crazy.
Only some who shits rabbit pellets could come up with something that dumb.
Unless she plans on installing a bidet in my house she can shut up.
One square is plenty for wiping the dribble off your beaver after you just tinkled if you're a girl. I get the feeling that's what she meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnk_
she needs to be more specific, you can't be spouting off crazy shit like that otherwise. my shits are pretty great
That's just a bit too much. I understand bio-diesel, but one sheet of TP? That's disgusting. Since when did fighting for the environment mix with personal hygiene? She wants to make a statement? How about planting 1 million trees rather than using 1 sheet of TP.
Disgusting hippie!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this bitch's music didn't suck so terribly bad I might value her opinion.
So you wipe your mouth off on your sleeve, pull your sleeve off and replace that same sleeve with another, all while sitting down eating in some restaurant? wow.Quote:
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
Would these be outlawed in local bbq/rib restaurants to keep me from vom'ing at the site of these?
Sounds like something that would be more at home in a kindergarten cafeteria.
I enjoy having a clean anus at all times. I don't even use toilet paper that much. I mean, it doesn't really get your ass clean- using wads of dry paper feels like you're just smearing the shit around to me. If I have time, I just hop in the shower and give my ass a nice cleaning. If I'm in a rush, I use baby wipes, then TP just to dry off.
also, Toilet paper is used to clean up my 'fap'ing. If Sheryl Crow had her way I would have to quit 'fap'ing. Unacceptable.
Jerking off is a sin against Jesus.
Not again. We already had a thread about cleaning your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
We do? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
I clean my girlfriends ass with a meat rocket.
BLAST OFF!!
LOL
Anyway, how much damage does she do to the environment on a typical tour?
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=46517Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
The last few pages it degenerates into a talk about wiping your ass.
We have another one of those threads too.
You seem to know a lot more about my ass than I do. FreakQuote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
*EDIT* Oh, when you said "cleaning your ass" you meant asses in general, not MY ass specifically. You worried me, kiddo.
lol.
I'm no expert on this, but I'm pretty sure that most bathroom tissue ultimately comes from trees that were specifically planted to produce this kind of low-grade paper. In other words, no Brazilian rainforests were harmed in the making of Ms. Crow's tissue, and if the demand for this kind of paper dies down then fewer trees will be planted.
Of course, she is right about people being wasteful. But who's going to watch ladies piss to enforce this proposed limitation?
I will say that in my experience in the service industry, the ladies toilets get clogged 80% more often than the mens.
It takes me a while to go through a roll of toilet paper. It's when I have a girl living with me that I notice it goes really fast.
Bitches are gross.
All I know is when my gf stays over a couple days the TP starts to vanish. She'll go through a whole pack in a week. I don't know what she could possibly be doing with it. I accused her of having some kind of problem but she denies everything.
Bitches are disgusting. Working in the restaurant business and having to clean the bathrooms. The ladies restrooms are vile areas of filth. Sure the men have pee on seats and around the toilet, but the ladies rooms are fucking horrid. Hubb is right the toilets are always clogged, tampons in sinks, toilet paper everywhere. Fucking disgusting.
This would be solved if everyone just used rags.
And carried them around?
Sheryl Crow has sold over 25 million albums. I think she's done her part for the environment.Quote:
Originally Posted by JefmcC
I'm confused by the title of this thread. Why would her hands be smelly? Shouldn't it be her ass?
Also, what exactly is the link between toilet paper and global warming? Do these people actually know what's going on or are they just making shit up?
flux = gay.
Hey, I was going through a rough spot in my life. I was just experimenting - with ass sex.
Retarded. These things have to then be washed, which wastes water and requires chemical cleaning products, which then get dumped into the sewer system. Way to save the earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Hippie.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
But what about the waste from the paper mills and the dioxins produced from the bleaching process used on the tissues and napkins? I'm sure Sheryl Crow will wash her dining sleeves only in a running river, which will distribute the food particles to all the hungwee fishees.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
So true...
Sometimes you take a nice shit that just flies out and leaves little to no mess. Those are awesome.
But they're not the standard for me, at least.
The clean poop is pure magic.
QFT.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
The TP just magically disappears whenever the girl comes over... I don't understand what the hell they do with it.
That and the constant toilet flushing (have to cover up the noise, wouldn't want to sound unwomanly) drive me fucking nuts. I pay for that toilet paper and that water goddammit.
Have you ever tried to wipe a squishy shit with 1 square of paper?Quote:
Originally Posted by flux=rad
Flux=rad wipes his ass with his cock, then jerks off all over himself.
Don't they have Sound Princess thing over there?
Edit: was reffering to bbobb's post.
I have no idea what Sound Princess is... so I'm assuming no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
I predict Sheryl Crow will go on to invent the 3 seas shells. Hopefully, Ill be alive to finally see how they work
She uses 2-3 in that case.Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punky Skunk
She'd still get shit on her hands.
Even then it's going to take more then one wipe to clean up a squishy shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Punky Skunk
The problem isn't wealthy people like Al Gore going everywhere in a giant 747, it's the commonfolk wiping their asses...
Word.
Simple joke, you got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
If Sheryl Crow is so worried about the environment she should offer to kneel in a random public toilet stall and offer to tounge-clean anyone's asshole post-poop.
Whenever I take a shit and look in the bowl and see that turd taper to a fine little point, I always heave a magical sigh of relief. But when I see that thing broken off in the middle, a small part of my soul dies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Dole do you have a poop fetish? If not ... you're creeping me out. If yes ... you're creeping me out.
That is so nasty!
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
agreed.
Nah, you're thinking of Aurora.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
LOL.
Everyone hopes for a "clean break". :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Ugh.... :lol:
Damn now it has a name. :lol:
That's kind of hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Did it make your poop?Quote:
Originally Posted by not Anal Kaboom
how much toilet paper did you use?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
1. Yes
2. Too much now i don't have enought to wrap my COTC. :cry: