Wife Throws Wii into Lake; Divorse Imminent

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12 May 2007, 09:53 PM
Yoshi

Wife Throws Wii into Lake; Divorse Imminent

Discuss*

* Discuss is a registered trademark of Josh.
12 May 2007, 09:56 PM
kingoffighters

It is certainly the most fun you can have with a Wii.
12 May 2007, 09:56 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

Wife Throws Wii into Lake; Divorse* Imminent

* Divorse is a registered trademark of buttcheeks.
12 May 2007, 10:11 PM
Bacon McShig

If anyone should be able to spell 'divorce' right, I'd have thought it would be Yoshi.
12 May 2007, 10:15 PM
Tain

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFX

* Divorse is a registered trademark of buttcheeks.

oh shit son
12 May 2007, 10:33 PM
Error

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

If anyone should be able to spell 'divorce' right, I'd have thought it would be Yoshi.

His wife probably has the computer programmed to detect keystroke pattern, with an alarm set to go off and electrical current set to flow directly to his testes. So he has to spell it incorrectly.
12 May 2007, 10:37 PM
Joust Williams

lol. 9/10
12 May 2007, 10:44 PM
magnifiedplaid

At least it wasn't his Playstation 3 that was thrown into a lake. Those things can play some damn fancy blu-ray movies.
12 May 2007, 10:52 PM
Error

The lake would have thrown the PS3 back.
12 May 2007, 11:07 PM
kingoffighters

Quote:

Originally Posted by Error

His wife probably has the computer programmed to detect keystroke pattern, with an alarm set to go off and electrical current set to flow directly to his testes. So he has to spell it incorrectly.

Swoosh. Nothing but net. :tu:
12 May 2007, 11:09 PM
Port

This would be a story about a murder/homicide if it was a 360, I'm sure.
13 May 2007, 12:18 AM
Kbu Chan

It probably still works, it's a Nintendo. 360's break if you look at them wrong.
13 May 2007, 12:19 AM
Compass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Error

The lake would have thrown the PS3 back.

:lol:
13 May 2007, 12:22 AM
gameoverDude

Ain't that a pisser. If someone took my PS3 and did that, I'd be livid enough that I just might end up launching a Hadouken for real.

When a wife damages your property like this, it may well be time to consider GTFO of the relationship if she's sofa king crazy. In his position, I could PROBABLY get over it if she bought me a PS3 with 60 GB HDD or an Elite Xbox 360. Hell, make that both.

What I'd like to know is, did he Wiidoken her TV set? :sneak:
13 May 2007, 01:11 AM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by gameoverDude

Ain't that a pisser. If someone took my PS3 and did that, I'd be livid enough that I just might end up launching a Hadouken for real.

When a wife damages your property like this, it may well be time to consider GTFO of the relationship if she's sofa king crazy. In his position, I could PROBABLY get over it if she bought me a PS3 with 60 GB HDD or an Elite Xbox 360. Hell, make that both.

What I'd like to know is, did he Wiidoken her TV set? :sneak:

Just throw something valuable of hers in the lake. Tit for tit.
13 May 2007, 01:19 AM
youandwhosearmy

Quote:

Originally Posted by kbuchanan

It probably still works, it's a Nintendo. 360's break if you look at them wrong.

Ain't that the truth, I was glancing at mine earlier and it started coughing.
13 May 2007, 01:40 AM
Kbu Chan

Don't piss it off. It may already be too late for you.
13 May 2007, 01:41 AM
youandwhosearmy

I've already lost one to look cancer.

This one if it is sick, is at least dying a slow death.
13 May 2007, 01:45 AM
Tones

I think this could have been much more easily settled if he just threw her ring in the lake (or said that he did and just pawned it instead).
13 May 2007, 01:47 AM
youandwhosearmy

I think all issues could be settled if he just punched her right in the Box.
13 May 2007, 03:02 AM
Tones

shoryukin
13 May 2007, 12:31 PM
Dolemite

He didn't thank her?

BTW, did anyone notice this article from the same site showing a church ripping off the Wii logo?
http://kotaku.com/gaming/no-fighting...ing-259230.php
13 May 2007, 12:45 PM
Razor Ramon

Quote:

Originally Posted by gameoverDude

Ain't that a pisser. If someone took my PS3 and did that, I'd be livid enough that I just might end up launching a Hadouken for real.

When a wife damages your property like this, it may well be time to consider GTFO of the relationship if she's sofa king crazy. In his position, I could PROBABLY get over it if she bought me a PS3 with 60 GB HDD or an Elite Xbox 360. Hell, make that both.

What I'd like to know is, did he Wiidoken her TV set? :sneak:

Reading this post gave me cancer.
13 May 2007, 02:12 PM
Drewbacca

Good. I'm glad.
13 May 2007, 06:37 PM
Gymkata

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

He didn't thank her?

BTW, did anyone notice this article from the same site showing a church ripping off the Wii logo?
http://kotaku.com/gaming/no-fighting...ing-259230.php

Oh yeah.....For most women, Wii games are the most that they can handle in terms of vidyeh games. If it was a true marriage counseling tactic centering around video games, it might work. :lol:
13 May 2007, 07:46 PM
Geo

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Originally Posted by AFX

* Divorse is a registered trademark of buttcheeks.

I lol'ed heartily. :tu:
13 May 2007, 08:44 PM
Anal Kaboom

Quote:

Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy

I think all issues could be settled if he just punched her right in the Box.

:lol: QFT
13 May 2007, 10:15 PM
Yoshi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon McShig

If anyone should be able to spell 'divorce' right, I'd have thought it would be Yoshi.

I can't believe I did that. :wtf:
13 May 2007, 11:34 PM
burgundy

This thread delivers. You should all give yourselves a golf clap.