Mea Culpa

That's pretty impressive, actually.

you suck at spontaneous funny

2/10

http://cms.firehouse.com/content/art...96383590_3.jpg

Much better

7/10

I like the effort!

Haha that shit just can't be real.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1180665641 imo

in reference to the car crashes.

I can't wait for the Apocalypse just so we get to watch christians get tortured for fun and profit. lollzerkauzt ist krieg.

Where my Pockies at?

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referance

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He's Asian, so it's alright.

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http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1180665641 imo

in referance to the car crashes.

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Well, as long as we're talking shelf-life why don't you christians give up on the whole Jesus thing? It happened a long time ago. Let it go.

YES! 7 pages! I am officially done here.

The Master Plan defense? Fuck you are desperate.

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YES! 7 pages! I am officially done here.

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you're too late to declare victory and go home. I ALREADY DID IT

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Feel clever now, little boy?

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Not really, I was being serious, I've only ever heard "enabler" in shitty American self-help stuff like Dr. Phil.

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YES! 7 pages! I am officially done here.

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The 7/7/07 is coming up very soon.

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Negative. My 'gods' don't demand blood sacrifice, practice social Darwinism, or need a seventh day to rest.
And assuming your vengeful old fire god is the real deal (lol!), I would still be at odds with the motherfucker. But fuck you for being the authority on who everyone elses' gods are.

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Peoples views and beliefs might be different but He is the same.

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:lol:

So you're saying that your god changes what he asks for, how he appears, how he acts, and all that sort of thing to intentionally splinter everyone into different religions?

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So you're saying that your god changes what he asks for, how he appears, how he acts, and all that sort of thing to intentionally splinter everyone into different religions?

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Nope I'm saying that even the most people have his message messed up their still referring to the same God.

what you say?

I promise we're not talking about the same thing when I say god.

lol you're going to hell.

lol that rhymed

Genki?

I miss not anal kaboom.

:(

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Nope I'm saying that even the most people have his message messed up their still referring to the same God.

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You state "most people" which means you think one of the religions is right. If the message sent to humans has gotten so messed up that it has led to hundreds if not thousands of religions, how can any of them be right by this point?

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You state "most people" which means you think one of the religions is right. If the message sent to humans has gotten so messed up that it has led to hundreds if not thousands of religions, how can any of them be right by this point?

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Thats something no one can answer for you. You just have read His word yourself and then choose. Only by having a close personal relationship with God can you then choose whats best for yourself.

LOL, I think you can make better choices for yourself without having delusions.

It's cute how they capitalize 'him' and 'god'.

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LOL, I think you can make better choices for yourself without having delusions.

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Delusions to are truth to me.

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It's cute how they capitalize 'him' and 'god'.

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Kawaii desu ne

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Thats something no one can answer for you. You just have read His word yourself and then choose. Only by having a close personal relationship with God can you then choose whats best for yourself.

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How are you sure it's a him? Perhaps it's a ∞. How are you sure you're not listening to a false god? Perhaps you're hearing one god of many, one who wishes to pull followers away from the others.

I ask how you can be sure you have the right one and you respond with how each person has to choose. If we do the choosing then there is no right or wrong as long as that's what we heard from god, correct? Killing people to appease the almighty's bloodlust is as perfectly fine as nuns helping to feed the homeless, as you believe they are all in service to the same god.

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How are you sure it's a him? Perhaps it's a ∞. How are you sure you're not listening to a false god? Perhaps you're hearing one god of many, one who wishes to pull followers away from the others.

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Faith combined with my personal relationship with Him and the teachings I recieved growing up.

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I ask how you can be sure you have the right one and you respond with how each person has to choose.

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As sure as I am, I can't nor want to force anyone to do anything the don't want to and God doesn't either. If someone is interested I'll tell them what I know and it would be up to them to choose.

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Killing people to appease the almighty's bloodlust is as perfectly fine as nuns helping to feed the homeless, as you believe they are all in service to the same god.

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Thou Shalt Not Kill.

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Faith combined with my personal relationship with Him and the teachings I recieved groing up.

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You're black. Of Course you believe in Jesus.

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You're black. Of Course you believe in Jesus.

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:lol:

I'm not black.


EDIT: Thanks for pointing out that typo though I'll go ahead and change it.

That's the best part, Genki.

If I were to believe professional athletes, God and Jesus are undefeated but are very fickle.

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Faith combined with my personal relationship with Him and the teachings I recieved growing up.

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That's how deception works, yes.

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Thou Shalt Not Kill.

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According to those that have performed such acts: "Faith combined with my personal relationship with Him and the teachings I recieved growing up." God told them to do such things, I think you're forgetting that part.

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That's how deception works, yes.According to those that have performed such acts: "Faith combined with my personal relationship with Him and the teachings I recieved growing up." God told them to do such things, I think you're forgetting that part.

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Their views of His word are warped.

EDIT: Damn Nicks viewing the thread I quit. :p

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Their views of His word are warped.

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Because you're the one that got it totally right. Of course. not anal kaboom is the one that truly understands the teachings of christ.

Raptor Christ?

Dawkins should be brought into everything. Hey Mo7s: read The God Delusion. :tu:

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But seriously guys, can't we just drop this now?

Ain't no turning back now.

I would say I'm sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I've said too much
Been too unkind

I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and
Laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'cause boys don't cry
Boys don't cry

I would break down at your feet
And beg forgiveness
Plead with you
But I know that
It's too late
And now there's nothing I can do

So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to
laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'cause boys don't cry

I would tell you
That I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it's no use
That you've already
Gone away

Misjudged your limits
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more

Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my side
But I just
Keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'cause boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
Boys don't cry

Carl Sagan's Demon Haunted World

People always forget the rest of that title, it's: "The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark"

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Because you're the one that got it totally right. Of course. not anal kaboom is the one that truly understands the teachings of christ.

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Me and the other members of my religion. :)

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Me and the other members of my religion. :)

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I want to be unqualifiedly right all the time, how do I sign up for this eternal license to rightness and absolute moral superiority?

Theres no signing just some bible studies and a baptism.

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The spirit and power of religion is being cast down and broken.

Sweden, a nation that is almost 90% atheist will see a heretofore unheard of revival of Christian faith.

France, a nation that has forgotten God, will see a new era of faith in Christ when a new president takes office.

Communist Cuba will become a Christian nation after the passing of Castro and they will sing "Jesus is King. Jesus is Lord. Christ is King over Cuba." There wil be a era of freedom, liberty and prosperity for that nation that has never been seen.

There will be a terrorist attack against America during the summer, but it will fail because "The weather is in your favor". (No, I don't know what that means)

Marshall Mathers a.k.a. Emenem will become an instrumental agent in bringing youth to Christ.

New and exciting discoveries will be made in the fields of science and medicine this year. A new source of energy that will free the United States from it's dependence on oil will be among them, ushering in new age of prosperity for this country.

Vindication for President Bush and the Iraqi War will come during the summer.

If he pursues it, Rudy Guilluani (sp?) will be the next president of the U.S.

Much like the estimated 500 million in coins that was recently discovered off the coast of Florida, another discovery will be made in United States waters that some will want to go to war over, but this will pass because it will be U.S. property due to being discovered in our waters.

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So, yeah. A year and change later, and none of that shit happened. :tu:

LOLZ

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING GOD NOW?

In Heaven sipping on Sangria and reading Rushdie

I like Sangria.

Not everyone can be Nostrodamus.

hey guys

Oh Master of 7s, how we miss your wisdom and knowledge...

to poop on!

http://mynameisearlkress.com/weblog/triumph01.jpg

I would more picture god as a wine snob.

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So, yeah. A year and change later, and none of that shit happened. :tu:

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I would pay money to someone if they came in here and tried to prove that all of this stuff kinda happened if you sorta look at it in a certain way.

That would make for some good comedy.

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So, yeah. A year and change later, and none of that shit happened. :tu:

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None of the shit in the bible happened either, but that doesn't stop you suckers from believing in it.

Uh... I think it's pretty well established that I don't. :wtf:

This is the highest thread we've ever had.

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Uh... I think it's pretty well established that I don't. :wtf:

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I have no idea who you are.

Anyone read The God Delusion? Considering picking it up.

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Anyone read The God Delusion? Considering picking it up.

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Haven't read that one but look into "Why I am Not a Christian" by Bertrand Russel.

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Anyone read The God Delusion? Considering picking it up.

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Anything Dawkins is great, you should go for it. He has a recent "Genius of Charles Darwin" documentary series that's very good.

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Anyone read The God Delusion? Considering picking it up.

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Been reading that recently myself, it's really fucking good. Highly recommended.

It has to be good, look at this: