Move over Danica

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26 May 2007, 01:23 AM
torgo

Move over Danica

This sunday, Milka Duno of Venezuela will race in the Indy 500.

http://www.indycar.com/multimedia/bu...33&size=smlmed
http://www.indycar.com/multimedia/bu...86&size=smlmed
http://www.indycar.com/multimedia/bu...82&size=smlmed

Not a big deal, obviously, but something cool about girls driving fast cars.
26 May 2007, 01:24 AM
g0zen

Bolivarian Socialism Racing 2007
26 May 2007, 02:11 AM
gamevet

Danika who?
26 May 2007, 10:34 AM
Rumpy

Patrick or something. She's hot.
26 May 2007, 10:37 AM
Advocate

Danika Patrick.

Both are hot.
26 May 2007, 12:41 PM
Drewbacca

That woman kind of looks like Michael Jackson. Pass.
26 May 2007, 01:22 PM
voltz

You're crazy.

You think you're gonna have nightmares of doing her doggy-style until she turns to look at you?
26 May 2007, 02:12 PM
Drewbacca

Plenty more fish in the sea that don't remind me of alledged child molesters. Maybe if she wore a bag or something.
26 May 2007, 02:21 PM
Dyne

they're desperately trying to get the horny males in the US interested in this sport again.
26 May 2007, 02:34 PM
Hubbitron

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

That woman kind of looks like Michael Jackson. Pass.

ibtn. shemale imo. its a trannie that works a trannie lol.
26 May 2007, 02:41 PM
Drewbacca

You have such a poetic way with words professor english.
26 May 2007, 02:52 PM
Thief Silver

She looks more like Paula Abdual than Micheal Jackson.
26 May 2007, 03:13 PM
icarusfall

I don't get it. Danika Patrick and this new chick are most certainly not hot. You car people have horrifying taste.
26 May 2007, 03:45 PM
Thief Silver

She's decent, you're just intimidated because she'd be the man in the relationship.
26 May 2007, 04:06 PM
icarusfall

She looks like your friend Miguel's mom. Just some Spanish broad.
26 May 2007, 04:19 PM
Thief Silver

Look man. Miguel's mom was amazing in bed. Anybody would have done her, even at 70. So shut the fuck up man!
26 May 2007, 05:23 PM
Klonoa

i want some of her milka, she's smokin
29 May 2007, 11:09 AM
Type Ryan

I wonder if these racing girls like their sex the same way they drive - fast and hard.
29 May 2007, 11:24 AM
torgo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Type Ryan

I wonder if these racing girls like their sex the same way they drive - fast and hard.

I wouldn't be surprised if Danica was still a virgin, she seems pretty damn uptight.
29 May 2007, 12:04 PM
gamevet

Quote:

Originally Posted by icarusfall

I don't get it. Danika Patrick and this new chick are most certainly not hot. You car people have horrifying taste.

And you're banging something hotter?

Considering that the other females in racing (Shirley Modowney) were pretty much dogs; these ladies are pagent winners in comparison.
29 May 2007, 12:10 PM
Error

Quote:

Originally Posted by torgo

I wouldn't be surprised if Danica was still a virgin, she seems pretty damn uptight.

Didn't she try to do Playboy only to have CART step in and say no or something like that?
29 May 2007, 12:23 PM
Advocate

Quote:

Originally Posted by torgo

I wouldn't be surprised if Danica was still a virgin, she seems pretty damn uptight.

She's married. Has been since 2005.
29 May 2007, 12:28 PM
torgo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

She's married. Has been since 2005.

I wasn't being serious.
29 May 2007, 03:45 PM
Yoshi

Quote:

Originally Posted by dick tip pucker

they're desperately trying to get the horny males in the US interested in this sport again.

Auto racing is not a sport. Fucking this chick is though.
29 May 2007, 11:03 PM
icarusfall

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamevet

And you're banging something hotter?

Yes.
30 May 2007, 01:07 AM
Type Ryan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

Auto racing is not a sport. Fucking this chick is though.

As someone who played almost every sport under the sun since childhood - YES, auto racing IS a sport.

Here's why:

- It requires insane hand/eye coordination since you're traveling at insane speeds.
- During a race, drivers have more G forces exerted on their bodies than astronauts during a launch.
- They lose (sweat out) about 10-15 lbs of weight during a race. Ever see a race car driver after a race - they are out of breath and soaked in sweat (Much like other "traditional" athletes after a game, match, etc.)
- Driving is also just as mental as it is physical, much like the other traditional sports

I'd really like to hear your argument why it's not....
30 May 2007, 01:12 AM
Thief Silver

lol I like where this thread is going.
30 May 2007, 01:18 AM
Advocate

when I lost control of my car on the NJ Turnpike going 50 ... and I was fishtailing and spinning, I was scared crapless. For a split second I thought about Race Car drivers. And they go 4 times as fast as I am. I was scared and sweating bad. They go 200 + and if they are in a spin. Imagine what they are thinking. NASCAR is a sport imo.
30 May 2007, 01:46 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

Imagine what they are thinking.

Probably "Wheeeeeeee!"
30 May 2007, 03:29 AM
Advocate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Probably "Wheeeeeeee!"

FUCKING EL O EL!
30 May 2007, 04:36 AM
Vasteel

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THI-IS!
31 May 2007, 05:53 PM
Type Ryan

BTW... I do make these faces while I drive... Josh can attest to this. Move Bitch - Get out the Way! Or I will hit you with my car.

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01 Jun 2007, 12:10 AM
Advocate

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Originally Posted by Type Ryan

Move Bitch - Get out the Way! Or I will hit you with my car.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1180667387
01 Jun 2007, 03:59 AM
kedawa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Type Ryan

As someone who played almost every sport under the sun since childhood - YES, auto racing IS a sport.

Here's why:

- It requires insane hand/eye coordination since you're traveling at insane speeds.
- During a race, drivers have more G forces exerted on their bodies than astronauts during a launch.
- They lose (sweat out) about 10-15 lbs of weight during a race. Ever see a race car driver after a race - they are out of breath and soaked in sweat (Much like other "traditional" athletes after a game, match, etc.)
- Driving is also just as mental as it is physical, much like the other traditional sports

I'd really like to hear your argument why it's not....

So playing videogames on a roller coaster on a hot day is also a sport?
01 Jun 2007, 11:38 AM
torgo

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

So playing videogames on a roller coaster on a hot day is also a sport?

damn straight.
02 Jun 2007, 06:20 PM
Grey's Anatomy

This thread is fulll of fronting. Just admit you'd hit it.
Even though she sucked in the actual race.
02 Jun 2007, 06:42 PM
Advocate

I never denied it. I added the pics of danica as well. Both are pretty in their own right. Even A-Rods mistress in a way.
02 Jun 2007, 08:03 PM
Survival Kid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advocate

I never denied it. I added the pics of danica as well. Both are pretty in their own right. Even A-Rods mistress in a way.

Are you fucking sick?
02 Jun 2007, 08:48 PM
icarusfall

I'd fuck the sick.
02 Jun 2007, 09:04 PM
Survival Kid

So you'd fuck Advocate then?
02 Jun 2007, 09:51 PM
Thief Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by icarusfall

I'd fuck the sick.

You'd fuck A-Rods wife but not Danica?

Fag.
02 Jun 2007, 09:53 PM
icarusfall

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thief Silver

You'd fuck A-Rods wife but not Danica?

Fag.

No sirs. It was meant in a mental way. Damaged goods makes for better sexes.
03 Jun 2007, 12:52 AM
Type Ryan

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

So playing videogames on a roller coaster on a hot day is also a sport?

Noob.
03 Jun 2007, 01:01 AM
voltz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasteel

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THI-IS!

Yeah about the second after they tell you to hold their beer.

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