Thread of my favorite Bullsh*t
Bullshit is entertaining stuff. I will now reflect on my favorite bullshit:
*Adding the word "taste" to something previously described as "real" -
Real cheese taste.
Woo hoo! An awesome way to combine 3 words in such a way that they mean absolutly nothing.
*Adding the prefix "only" or "just" to any price-
Small soda at the movies: ONLY $3.00!
Oh shit, it's that cheap?
*Women's/Men's razors-
No, that one won't cut your hair. It is/isn't pink.
*A $100 value. Yours for just 2 easy payments of $9.99-
No, you dipshits. It's not a $100 value. It's a $20 value. For reasons too obvious to mention.
*Speaking of the above... $499-
We all know that is really $500. Knock it off.
*"allegedly"-
This in-focus non-grainy video allegedly shows R. Kelly peeing on a 12 year old girl.
I know, I know... Innocent until guilty blah blah blah. Knock it off anyway. It makes every reporter in the country sound like an idiot.
*And an oldie but goodie (my absolute favorite, being a sound guy and all)-
"The music on this Compact Disc was originally recorded on analog equipment. We have attempted to preserve, as closely as possible, the sound of the original recording. Because of its high resolution, however, the Compact Disc can reveal limitations of the source tape."
So....umm.... Whoo Hoo for bullshit.
