People Who Don't Shower or Bathe

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

I once knew this 300 pound man who bathed about once a week, never used deodorant or toilet paper. One night when everyone was really drunk, we had sex. I felt his lack of hygiene made the experience more rewarding.

---

That is disgusting.

If I don't sweat I'll wear a shirt 2 or three times (not in a row) and I ALWAYS wear an under shirt that gets changed daily no matter what. Theres no point in washing a shirt everytime you wear it you'll ruin it.

I used to wear an undershirt but in the summer it's unbearable. Only in the colder months now.

Also, I just use soap, water, and deodorant. I've never once had a problem smelling. I used to use cologne but I hated the smell.

Its actually not that bad actually. I wear shirts with decals on them and getting them directly on my skin irritates me so I stick with it. Plus I can bear heat better than most people.

Undershirts catch your sweat.

I don't sweat.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I don't sweat because I'm lazy as hell.

---

Fixed, get a job bum! ;)

lol.

I just don't sweat if I'm not doing anything intensive. Shit, I've walked miles with little persperation.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mykozo

Also, Vera Wang for men is kickass cologne. Very subtle and not ridiculously musky.

---

http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics...50ml_spray.jpg

Is the cologne I'm all about.

Safe and reliable

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...resized200.jpg

I see Biff goes with the classic.

Or this on a special occasion (like if I decide to actually match my socks with my outfit)

http://www.basenotes.net/images/photos/26122530.jpg

Y'know how to know you're getting old? You're comparing cologne scents.

Nothing Rock n Roll in this thread. Move along.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by icarusfall

Y'know how to know you're getting old? You're comparing cologne scents.

Nothing Rock n Roll in this thread. Move along.

---

See grooming is a good thing kid, perhaps someday you'll learn this.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by icarusfall

Y'know how to know you're getting old? You're comparing cologne scents.

Nothing Rock n Roll in this thread. Move along.

---

Some of us like to smell good.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Advocate

I use Axe, but I don't soak in it. I use the Axe shower gel and I lightly spray the Axe spray.

---

You shouldn't use Axe. I tell you this as a favor.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba

See grooming is a good thing kid, perhaps someday you'll learn this.

---

I look like a homeless man sometimes. I just don't care too much about how I look. I'm usually not dirty though.

Either way, comparing cologne is certainly a sign that you're slipping.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba

See grooming

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by icarusfall

I look like a homeless man sometimes. I just don't care too much about how I look. I'm usually not dirty though.

Either way, comparing cologne is certainly a sign that you're slipping.

---

We'll I guess that's alright, you're married anyway.

One thing I learned about cologne; If you can't get laid smelling like yourself, you sure as hell can't get laid smelling like something else.

My woman buys me the cologne she wants me to wear. Makes things easier when I have no common sense on this sort of thing. Never have, never will.

Actually what's worse then people who don't clean themselves often enough are certain public restrooms. I'm assuming it's just not in the south part of the U.S. but there's a fucking nasty habit a lot of mexicans have that since they don't have working sewage systems in Mexico like the U.S. does, They have this thing of wiping their asses after taking a shit and putting the toilet-paper in the garbage cans in restrooms.

I dunno about some of you guys but seeing people's shit in garbage cans is fucking gross.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by BonusKun

Actually what's worse then people who don't clean themselves often enough are certain public restrooms. I'm assuming it's just not in the south part of the U.S. but there's a fucking nasty habit a lot of mexicans have that since they don't have working sewage systems in Mexico like the U.S. does, They have this thing of wiping their asses after taking a shit and putting the toilet-paper in the garbage cans in restrooms.

I dunno about some of you guys but seeing people's shit in garbage cans is fucking gross.

---

LOL this always bothered me. Even though the plumbing is fine in the US they do it anyway.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by BonusKun

They have this thing of wiping their asses after taking a shit and putting the toilet-paper in the garbage cans in restrooms.

I dunno about some of you guys but seeing people's shit in garbage cans is fucking gross.

---

I just threw up in my mouth.

lol never seen that.

I love it when people shit in urinals so their beautiful dump is right there for all to see... and smell.

You've got a way with words.

I used to work with this one kid. he was maybe 18 and it smelled like he never put on anti funk stick. He would be at the end of a 100 foot isle and you could smell him. he would leave and his funk would linger. horrible.

And i when i used to stay with my pops. He let one of his friends stay with him. This guy was maybe in his 50s or 60s. bout 300 pounds. and smoked the stinkiest cheapest cigars you ever smelled. He smoked them so much the stench seeped into his feces. so when he used the bathroom you smelled shit and cigars....and to top it all off. Instead of bathing like a normal human being. He would sit at the dining room table. the table we fuckin eat at. take off his shirt and put rubbing Alchehol on a rag and rub himself down with it. THATS how he cleaned him self. nastiest human being i ever met. I moved out with the quickness.


JBNagis

I normally forego the cologne, but sometimes I'll dab on some Axe or CK One because my gf likes it.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by icarusfall

I work with dogs all day so sometimes at the end of the day my shirt will have a combination of piss, shit, and vomit on it. Let alone drool, blood, eye ooze, ear wax, puss, etc.

---

My shirt's like that after a date.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Regus

I use axe, but not in the way people have mentioned in this thread.

---

I spray it on my taint. Just a dollop.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hubbitron

One thing I learned about cologne; If you can't get laid smelling like yourself, you sure as hell can't get laid smelling like something else.

---

IBTN

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mykozo

I just threw up in my mouth.

---

Sorry dude but these motherfuckers do this. All the time. In some places in town where you wouldn't think to see it, you take a piss, wash your hands, dry off and throw your papertowel in the garbage and lo & behold you see some shit stained paper in the trashcan.

*vomits*

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JBNagis

I used to work with this one kid. he was maybe 18 and it smelled like he never put on anti funk stick. He would be at the end of a 100 foot isle and you could smell him. he would leave and his funk would linger. horrible.

And i when i used to stay with my pops. He let one of his friends stay with him. This guy was maybe in his 50s or 60s. bout 300 pounds. and smoked the stinkiest cheapest cigars you ever smelled. He smoked them so much the stench seeped into his feces. so when he used the bathroom you smelled shit and cigars....and to top it all off. Instead of bathing like a normal human being. He would sit at the dining room table. the table we fuckin eat at. take off his shirt and put rubbing Alchehol on a rag and rub himself down with it. THATS how he cleaned him self. nastiest human being i ever met. I moved out with the quickness.


JBNagis

---

that's when you break out the "fat people won't know it's not rat poison" deal. seriously, the world doesn't need anymore people like that. made me kinda queasy just reading about him. Iiiiiiit's BACON!

It's just hard to believe shit like that. Gross.

If someone reeks I tend to just tell them they smell bad. Every time I've done it they know and just don't care.

You gotta really humiliate them to get 'em to listen.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

If someone reeks I tend to just tell them they smell bad. Every time I've done it they know and just don't care.

---

that really is the way it goes. you hope not to be the asshole who finally tells them they reek like garbage but then you are and they don't care, like it was intentional. and yet they tend to come in with a skanky whore in tow, and suddenly the world seems like a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad place.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

If someone reeks I tend to just tell them

---

Would you tell THIS guy?
http://metavitae.com/images/arms.jpg

fucking HGH...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by voltz

fucking HGH...

---

Synthol, actually.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthol

protein shake IMO

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Would you tell THIS guy?
http://metavitae.com/images/arms.jpg

---

Only if I had a pocketful of syringes I could throw the opposite way to distract him for a tidy escape.


There's this french girl at work. She's not hot, she's matronly... clearly unable to find a man and past her prime type so get the hot french maid girl out of your mind. She's always hitting on me and shit while I'm trying to work, which isn't rare since all the girls do because I'm such a studmuffin. Most of them are hot so I don't mind, but this girl is clearly cougar-esque and desperate. Anyway, about 50% of the time she's around I try to avoid her because she has this stank to her I can't quite describe. The first time I smelt it I couldn't even identify what kind of smell it was. I was gasping. I couldn't even breath through my mouth, the gaseous particals must have been so fine they permeated my skin or soemthing. It's not even B.O. If it were B.O. I could handle it because I've had to deal with it before. But this is a twangy musk that really cuts me deep when its around.

There's a part of our building you can only get to by key-card because of the high-end databases and work it houses for high-end clients. Atleast that's what I used to think. Now I think they put up the card system to keep wandering clients from accidentally running in to her at her desk in there.

I realize I'm a hot stud but, c'mon lady, this is a pretty obvious stank you have growing about you.

Bang her and chalk it up to experience.

I have defective sense of smell, so I'm extremely paranoid about my scent. If I did smell bad, I wouldn't notice, so I go to every effort to make sure that's not the case. I stop at cologne, because at that point I'm afraid I'd use too much.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by g0zen

I have defective sense of smell

---

does that mean your sense of taste is dulled down as well?

I've been told that, and I assume it's true. Obviously I can't know what I'm missing.

is this something you've had since birth? I find it odd that people can tell you what you aren't tasting.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Pineapple

does that mean your sense of taste is dulled down as well?

---

Not just food IMO.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by TrialSword

Bang her and chalk it up to experience.

---

I don't need the experience. Even if I didn't have any I would rather die a virgin.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I would rather die a virgin.

---

OMG Andrew's a virgin!

We have compulsary military service here in Sweden, first I had base training with small groups for 6 weeks then I got deployed at a unit for 9 months. One guy in our group was very fat, probably close to 280 pounds and had the most horrible smell I have ever had the oppurtunity to smell from a human. So after a lot of heavy marches and machine-gun practice right in the middle of summer back in 1997 he never cared to take even one shower during the week, only in the weekend when we where allowed to go home.

Anyway, the groups (12 people) sleept in the same room. We had breakfast at 8 o clock but this fat dude decided to sleep instead of eating breakfast, so he was alone in the room in his bed when I came back to our room. You know, the smell that hit me in the hot swedish summer morning when opening the door to our room after breakfast was the most filthy shit smelling smell I have ever smellt. I actually began to almost puke. The worst part is that I didnt notice the smell during the night when sleeping in the same room but only in the morning after having spent some time in the fresh air.

His bed was so disgusting that the white sheets turned yellow.

The sixth week was the final week where we spent 5 days outside sleeping in a tent. Our commander noticed his horrible smell and instantly shouted out to him in front of 40 people that he should clean himself under his arms and between his legs because he was smelling so bad. That was so embarassing for him, but within I laughed at him.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

OMG Andrew's a virgin!

---

Wait, does anal count?

Anal Cunt rules.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Wait, does anal count?

---

Giving or getting?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Giving or getting?

---

:lol:

I hear you sacrifice your virgins. Are you a virgin?

virginity is over rated

I don't mind it so much.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hubbitron

Anal Cunt rules.

---

"I lit your baby on fire."

Hitler was a sensitive man.

Seth Putnam is wrong about a lot of things - but Seth Putnam is right about you.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by g0zen

Hitler was a sensitive man.

---

I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women.

and impregnating them all

You look Adopted/Divorced

or both!

Van Full of Retards

You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

Huh?

seems pretty straight forward to me. cum.

This thread got real gay real fast...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by not Anal Kaboom

This thread got real gay real fast...

---

Gay? How do you figure?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Giving or getting?

---

BOTTOMS UP!