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I had to assume that dancing with the devil was code for receiving anal sex, so I voted no.
No devil dancing for me. Just...
BATDANCING
John Cena was on ABC last night driving stock cars!! Did you see it?Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
http://abc.go.com/specials/fastcars.html
TNL needs an enema.
your mom had an enema.
Better be sure.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
You look fine.
Check this out! He must have been "King of the Wicker People".
Dracula imo.
I didn't ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by elfneedsfood
WINGED FREAK TERRORIZES??? Wait'll they get a load of me.
Who's in charge here?
I'm melting ... I'm melting ... ahhhhhhhhhh.
Boo.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?
That you Sugarbumps?
I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist.
I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.
You made me ... when you dropped me in that vat of chemicals. It was really hard to recover, but don't think I didn't try!
That's an interesting theory you have right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
It's the car right? Chicks dig the car.
Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.
Bob......... Gun.
You...are my number one...guy...
Never rub another mans Rhubarb.
Your pals, uh, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give them a couple of days to think it over.
[shakes head]
No?
[looks surprised]
Grease 'em now? Well, OK. You are a vicious bastard Rotelli, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead!
You're insane!
I thought I was a Pisces.
Gimme a grant!
http://www.nationwidespeakers.com/im...rtWuhl_880.jpg
(or a TV show)
Wuhl could use either at this point.
HE STOLE MY BALLOONS
already said.
Also ...
I was in the bath one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness.
Do I look like I'm joking?
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?
New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.
BTW ... Everytime BrandX posts I think back to that Joker Commercial.
I know, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Crap. Crap. Crap, crap, craaap ... Ahhh. Now here's good work.
The skulls. The bodies. You give it all such a glow. I dunno if it's art, but I like it.
Beauty and the Beast...but if anyone else calls you Beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
"You shot me in the leg! How will I walk...oh, just like your daughter. Good one, Commissioner!"
Wait'll they get a load of me. whooop whoooooooop whoooooooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today.
I'm of a mind to make some mookie. Phone book.
But you can't make an omelette without breakin' some eggs!
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
I played laser tag with the devil once, but we were on the same team. Does that count?
I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. ...
Damn... it was already posted...Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
Oh, Bruce. Don't tell me you carry it around with you.
Hello Vinny! It's your Uncle Bingo!
Time to pay the check.
I was in the vat one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood.
I checked numerous sites and they say Bath. Even the Batman Script I thought said Bath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Gimme a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." I mean, how childish can you get?!?!?!
You wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses, wouldya?
Think about the future!
I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me!
Ready to go, Dick?
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
Ohhh we have a real live one here!
He's a little HOT under the collar. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ... HOHOHOHOHO!
Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.
Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people.
Why won't you let me in?
You are in.
Oh, Little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
I say... you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.
I've taken off my makeup... let's see if you can take off yours.
Hubba Hubba Hubba who do you trust?
Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come on!
Bruce ... Wayne? Nes Pah.
Who's this loss?
This is Knox, the reporter.
Bad tie.
Ohhh, another rooster in the henhouse!
So gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom, uh resurfaces, I'm the acting President, and I say starting with this anniversary festival, we run the city into the ground.
UH OH! Looks like he used
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Originally Posted by Brand X
OH NOQuote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!
It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry.
[laughs]
Shall we dance?
Purple? I looooove Purple!
What's going on in this thread?
That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure!
Trust - who do ya?Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Trust - what makes u a real lover?
Trust - i put this question to ya
Then they fucked up. That would take 100% of the funny out of that line. Maybe Nicholson ad libbed it. "Vat" is definitely what he said though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
are we out of the joker quotes yet?
Nope.
Hey, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?
:icepick:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
I don't know anymore... but it sure as fuck delivers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
We've been ratted out here boys. Watch it.
You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
This is business, sweetie. Why don't you go outside and see how the boys are coming?Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I'm gonna need some time alone, boys.
You set me up over a woman, a WOMAN! You must be insane...
http://jokerpingpong.ytmnd.com/
SHIP 'EM ALL! We're takin' 'em out a whole new door!
YOUR LIFE WON'T BE WORTH SPIT!Quote:
Originally Posted by elfneedsfood
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Originally Posted by Josh
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Originally Posted by Advocate
YOU WANT TO GET NUTS? LETS GET NUTS! COME ON!
Remember... you... are my number one... guy!
Come on... lets get nuts.
noob.
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Originally Posted by g0zen
You must possess power to inflict pain, Bob. We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws!Quote:
Originally Posted by elfneedsfood
I like him already!Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Meach
