Stupid wiggers (now including video!)

For your listening entertainment, I present a fistfight between four retarded wiggers from last Friday night.

I must point out that all parties involved in the fight were white, despite the word "nigger" being used amongst them 50,000,000 times. Of special note is near the end when one of them calls the other "dude nigger."

Luckily, we had a digital camera on hand, but it was dark and the video came out pretty murky. I'm trying to clean it up, but in the meantime, take a listen to these assholes.

hahahahahahahaha.... quality. What a bunch of tools.

You could hear some good smacks around 30 seconds.

I await the video...

I don't know if you and your friend are Jewish (presuming the commentators are yourself and a friend), Dole, but the commentary made me lol, just imagining two Jewish white guys dissecting this fearsome white man battle.

LOL that shits good. I want to see the vid.

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Originally Posted by Andy

I don't know if you and your friend are Jewish

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Nope. Why?

*facepalm*

What have we wrought, Black America? What have we wrought?

*Hangs head in shame. Walks out*

That is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. I really hope you can get a decent video just so I can see how terrible these guys were at fighting.

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Originally Posted by nixhex311

That is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. I really hope you can get a decent video just so I can see how terrible these guys were at fighting.

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I really gotta point out that these guys appeared to be total pussies and sure as fuck wouldn't have been saying "nigger" if there were any real black people anywhere nearby.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Nope. Why?

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Sound like some Jews.

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Originally Posted by Andy

Sound like some Jews.

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Not everyone with a Long Island accent is Jewish.

People here on Long Island front rampantly. It's what we do.

haha, one of them sounds like they're crying at 0:36. guess it's all that adrenaline :lol:

Jews?

"They gonna start making out now?"

Best part.

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Originally Posted by Andy

Sound like some Jews.

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Andy = http://clipart.toonarific.com/data/t...ls/12/sp29.gif

Andy!

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

*facepalm*

What have we wrought, Black America? What have we wrought?

*Hangs head in shame. Walks out*

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A culture that glorifies being in the drug trade? A culture that glorifies violence, and demeans the value of human life? A culture that is more concerned with money, bitches, and cars than it is about friends, family and education?

I'll tell you what...this isn't a race problem, it's a cultural problem. I see just as many "wiggers" trying to live that life as I do black folk. Crofton, the relatively middle class suburb that I grew up in, has been pervaded by white kids that actually WANT to live the way they hear their rap idols live. In the last few years, in our suburb, their have been stabbings, kids getting jumped that land them in the hospital, and full on fucking gang warfare....I shit you not, there are literally mobs of do-nothing white kids that live in half-million dollar homes that would rather be crack dealers than go to college. Honestly. And it's a crying fucking shame.

All these kids think about right now, right then...and then life hits em square in the jaw. I know each and every one of the fucking wannabe gangstas from Crofton, and they all hate what they were.

I just get so sad to see all these kids so misdirected...and I really do feel that entertainment media has had a huge part to play in it. .

I never thought I'd hear myself say this...but it's just too true...

Fuck, listen to me, I'm actually damning the content in music, thinking that people can think for and make their own decisions...

War: The male's normal compensation for not being female, namely, getting his Big Gun off, is grossly inadequate, as he can get it off only a very limited number of times; so he gets it off on a really massive scale, and proves to the entire world that he's a `Man'. Since he has no compassion or ability to empathize or identify, proving his manhood is worth an endless amount of mutilation and suffering and an endless number of lives, including his own -- his own life being worthless, he would rather go out in a blaze of glory than to plod grimly on for fifty more years.

Men are rappers because they are not women.

Wow. This is just ridiculous.

omfg, I hope you are less than serious on your quotation. Credibility will be obviously insufficient from the following;

Money, Marriage and Prostitution, Work and Prevention of an Automated Society: There is no human reason for money or for anyone to work more than two or three hours a week at the very most. All non-creative jobs (practically all jobs now being done) could have been automated long ago, and in a moneyless society everyone can have as much of the best of everything as she wants. But there are non-human, male reasons for wanting to maintain the money system:

bwaaaaahahaha, gotta love the uberfems

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

War: The male's normal compensation for not being female, namely, getting his Big Gun off, is grossly inadequate, as he can get it off only a very limited number of times; so he gets it off on a really massive scale, and proves to the entire world that he's a `Man'. Since he has no compassion or ability to empathize or identify, proving his manhood is worth an endless amount of mutilation and suffering and an endless number of lives, including his own -- his own life being worthless, he would rather go out in a blaze of glory than to plod grimly on for fifty more years.

Men are rappers because they are not women.

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I thought you were a dude.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

omfg, I hope you are less than serious on your quotation. Credibility will be obviously insufficient from the following;

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Completely egocentric, unable to relate, empathize or identify, and filled with a vast, pervasive, diffuse sexuality, the male is pyschically passive. He hates his passivity, so he projects it onto women, defines the make as active, then sets out to prove that he is (`prove that he is a Man'). His main means of attempting to prove it is screwing (Big Man with a Big Dick tearing off a Big Piece). Since he's attempting to prove an error, he must `prove' it again and again. Screwing, then, is a desperate compulsive, attempt to prove he's not passive, not a woman; but he is passive and does want to be a woman.

Oh come on, this describes certain TNLers to a T

And you're calling men egocentric? Lawl.

Sometimes I lay back and let the bitch do all the work. That doesn't mean I want to be a woman; it just means that bitch ain't getting pounded till she earns it.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz

[Dat Nigga Daz]
Now as i'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

[Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!

(Chorus)

[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!

[Chorus]

[Jewell]
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck [x3]

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit

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Originally Posted by Nick

Sometimes I lay back and let the bitch do all the work. That doesn't mean I want to be a woman; it just means that bitch ain't getting pounded till she earns it.

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Conformity: Although he wants to be an individual, the male is scared of anything in himself that is the slightest bit different from other men, it causes him to suspect that he's not really a `Man', that he's passive and totally sexual, a highly upsetting suspicion. If other men are "A" and he's not, he must not be a man; he must be a fag.

Individuality through conformity eh nick? Screw her with that strong pimp hand.

I'm a Jew.

If you honestly thing that Valeris Solanas' manifesto is anything other than a warped view of interpersonal relationships, you are just as sick as her. I am an objective reader, knowing that guys are dicks, but this shit is just fucking wow.

haha, yeah, I want to see a vid of this.

Dolemite and friend should have rolled up into the sissy fight and busted some heads.

Conformity: What a bitch demands from the passive male who hasn't found his true masculinity. She wants kids, a house, a car, to be told she's loved, and she will suck every iota of individuality out of him until his spirit is in shambles. Then she will cry to her worthless, scum-sucking, social climbing pretend-friends that she is being neglected before she moves on to the next idiot, without a hint of true remorse . . .

. . . until she loses her looks - and that happens for most women pretty early on. Too bad, bitches. Enjoy the cock while it lasts.

I had, after reading that article, no desire to counter-point....if you are dumb enough to buy into a word that bitch is saying, then shit, trouble lies ahead

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

If you honestly thing that Valeris Solanas' manifesto is anything other than a warped view of interpersonal relationships, you are just as sick as her. I am an objective reader, knowing that guys are dicks, but this shit is just fucking wow.

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She speaks the TRUTH! does it scare you Mykozo? Does the specter of a revolution haunt you? Are you offended?

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Originally Posted by Nick

Conformity: What a bitch demands from the passive male who hasn't found his true masculinity. She wants kids, a house, a car, to be told she's loved, and she will suck every iota of individuality out of him until his spirit is in shambles. Then she will cry to her worthless, scum-sucking, social climbing pretend-friends that she is being neglected before she moves on to the next idiot, without a hint of true remorse . . .

. . . until she loses her looks - and that happens for most women pretty early on. Too bad, bitches. Enjoy the cock while it lasts.

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Prevention of Conversation: Being completely self-centered and unable to relate to anything outside himself, the male's `conversation', when not about himself, is an impersonal droning on, removed from anything of human value. Male `intellectual conversation' is a strained compulsive attempt to impress the female.

Radical feminist mythology like that is pure religion. MarsKitten should know better.

When did MarsKitten go nuts?

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Originally Posted by Nick

Conformity: What a bitch demands from the passive male who hasn't found his true masculinity. She wants kids, a house, a car, to be told she's loved, and she will suck every iota of individuality out of him until his spirit is in shambles. Then she will cry to her worthless, scum-sucking, social climbing pretend-friends that she is being neglected before she moves on to the next idiot, without a hint of true remorse . . .

. . . until she loses her looks - and that happens for most women pretty early on. Too bad, bitches. Enjoy the cock while it lasts.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Nick

Conformity: What a bitch demands from the passive male who hasn't found his true masculinity. She wants kids, a house, a car, to be told she's loved, and she will suck every iota of individuality out of him until his spirit is in shambles. Then she will cry to her worthless, scum-sucking, social climbing pretend-friends that she is being neglected before she moves on to the next idiot, without a hint of true remorse . . .

. . . until she loses her looks - and that happens for most women pretty early on. Too bad, bitches. Enjoy the cock while it lasts.

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wow. this is awesome...ly true. Where did you pick this up? Or is this the sage wisdom of the Great Nick?

Respect The Cock.

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

Respect The Cock.

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No one respects the cock, except fags. Women respect the 25% more that men make and the fact that they settle solely on looks.

Sexuality: Sex is not part of a relationship: on the contrary, it is a solitary experience, non-creative, a gross waste of time. The female can easily -- far more easily than she may think -- condition away her sex drive, leaving her completely cool and cerebral and free to pursue truly worthy relationships and activities; but the male, who seems to dig women sexually and who seeks out constantly to arouse them, stimulates the highly sexed female to frenzies of lust, throwing her into a sex bag from which few women ever escape. The lecherous male excited the lustful female; he has to -- when the female transcends her body, rises above animalism, the male, whose ego consists of his cock, will disappear.

Prevention of (Real) Conversation: Terrified that the lies she was told as a little girl about how she is so precious and beautiful and delightful are, indeed, so much of daddy's horseshit (or perhaps the clumsy compliments of a deviant uncle that just wanted her to sit on his lap longer), the female must constantly engage either the lips on her face or the lips between her carefully waxed legs to bind the man to her. She carefully chronicles every minor transgression and every potential slip-up of everyone she comes into contact with so she can either call a man out on some bullshit trifle or test him by complaining and complaining and complaining until he agrees that she is smart and everyone else is doing everything wrong.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

wow. this is awesome...ly true. Where did you pick this up? Or is this the sage wisdom of the Great Nick?

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What do you think? I don't need to get my philosophy from some dirtbag pseudointellectual. I come up with my own words. We men are good at being originals. Just look at who invented 90% of everything worth a damn. Maybe if you stupid whores were nicer, we'd invent a way to end menstrual pain.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Prevention of (Real) Conversation: Terrified that the lies she was told as a little girl about how she is so precious and beautiful and delightful are, indeed, so much of daddy's horseshit (or perhaps the clumsy compliments of a deviant uncle that just wanted her to sit on his lap longer), the female must constantly engage either the lips on her face or the lips between her carefully waxed legs to bind the man to her. She carefully chronicles every minor transgression and every potential slip-up of everyone she comes into contact with so she can either call a man out on some bullshit trifle or test him by complaining and complaining and complaining until he agrees that she is smart and everyone else is doing everything wrong.

What do you think? I don't need to get my philosophy from some dirtbag pseudointellectual. I come up with my own words. We men are good at being originals. Just look at who invented 90% of everything worth a damn. Maybe if you stupid whores were nicer, we'd invent a way to end menstrual pain.

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`Great Art' and `Culture': The male `artist' attempts to solve his dilemma of not being able to live, of not being female, by constructing a highly artificial world in which the male is heroized, that is, displays female traits, and the female is reduced to highly limited, insipid subordinate roles, that is, to being male.

The male `artistic' aim being, not to communicate (having nothing inside him he has nothing to say), but to disguise his animalism, he resorts to symbolism and obscurity (`deep' stuff). The vast majority of people, particularly the `educated' ones, lacking faith in their own judgment, humble, respectful of authority (`Daddy knows best'), are easily conned into believing that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, ambiguity and boredom are marks of depth and brilliance.

I don't think i need to explain. Lead the sheep nick! Lead them back to the might cock!

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

the 25% more that men make

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http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71...50E830F821EE03

Dude....Admiral Ackbar is spinning around in his chair screaming about a trap. You think people would listen to him.

As for the Sexuality quote, I've had women damn near snap my neck because they were so into my pleasing them. Talk about fucking animalism, women act like possessed beasts when you get them horny enough. Too bad you seemingly haven't been that turned on. Perhaps if you actually tried having sex with a man, you'd see what I'm talking about, because all the women I've known talk a good chastity game but seem to be just steps away from totally losing themselves in their own madness.

TRUE? biggest lol evar. Val needs her head checked...

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

When did MarsKitten go nuts?

:lol:

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You missed the religion thread.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

TRUE? biggest lol evar. Val needs her head checked...

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also cocks.

MarsKitten has officially lost all right to accuse anyone of magical thinking or parroting rote religious zealotry. Same shit, different flavor.

So she's legit batshit? I thought this was all a joke.

Nope. She's gone batshit insane.

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<marskitten> bitche
<marskitten> hello
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<marskitten> hi
<marskitten> bitch
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<Grave> sup
<marskitten> not much, overtly calling all tnlers fags and seeing how long the ban stick takes
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<marskitten> yo
<MrWhitefolks> yo
<marskitten> calling nick a fag
<MrWhitefolks> sounds like a plan
<marskitten> http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...post1063888159
<marskitten> scumm manifesto, so circular but so disorganized, which makes it fun
<MrWhitefolks> looks like a clusterfuck
<Grave> I don't think anybody's going to get upset because tnl is just a bunch of fags anyway ;(
<marskitten> Prevention of Conversation: Being completely self-centered and unable to relate to anything outside himself, the male's `conversation', when not about himself, is an impersonal droning on, removed from anything of human value. Male `intellectual conversation' is a strained compulsive attempt to impress the female.
<marskitten> probally
<marskitten> I think I've offended Myzkoko
<marskitten> lol people are taking me seriously!
<marskitten> awesome
<Schlep> I agree with Nick on women
<Schlep> not in the exact terms, but more or less
<marskitten> actually there's a wonderful book on that
<marskitten> lemme dig it up
<Schlep> but I also agree that the majority of guys on TNL have never been with a woman, and if they have, it's been purely "getting lucky"
<marskitten> http://www.amazon.com/Dallas-Womens-.../dp/0345492943
<marskitten> that
<marskitten> showed it to my aunt who was like, "OMG my friends at the gum are exactly like that"
<Schlep> actually I don't know what the whole topic is about, I just read the post about women constantly on the hunt for dick and then crying to their guy friends who think they're about to get some from listening to her
<Grave> it's too bad there aren't more rich old women to play
<marskitten> there are, they're called cougars.
<Grave> they're a lot harder to find and less desperate it seems ;[
<marskitten> But its exactly like rich old guys
<marskitten> kinda weird, smell funny and often have issues
<Grave> in the end I'll probably have to settle for a rich old guy :[
<marskitten> I've got one kinda chasing me, she's rich, kinda cool but her daddy lives in her house and hits on her dates as well as makes up wild shit
<Grave> suck them dry
<Grave> monetarily, that is
<Schlep> mars...your last post is completely wrong
<marskitten> lol read the above :p
<Schlep> ?
<marskitten> the whole thing is basicly me calling all of tnl fags without anyone noticing
<Schlep> ah
<marskitten> no one respects the cock except fags - no one will get that
<Schlep> the only fag I've met from TNL was lucas barton
<Schlep> the rest were just huge dorks
<Schlep> when I met up with them in LA a few years ago at E3
<marskitten> i dunno I'm bored and feeling a bit off my usual straight man posting
<Schlep> we were at california pizza kitchen (unfortunately), and several of them pulled out gameboy advances and were playing linked games over the table
<Schlep> I wanted to crawl away
<marskitten> ah
<Schlep> and they were simply amazed that I was hitting on the waitress
<Grave> the only people I met from tnl were uhhhh
<Grave> I dunno who was at otakon
<Grave> I want to say chaoofnee but I forgot really
<Grave> I went outside to have a cigarette and zerodash and his girlfriend came with
<Grave> they both seemed like very normal people
<marskitten> gah why are you hitting on a fucking waitress?
* marskitten did the waiting tables thing, its not cool.
<Schlep> marskitten: because she was hitting on me
<marskitten> ah
<marskitten> was it tip flirting or like i get off at 2am, wanna get some coffee someplace else?
<Schlep> I was freezing my ass off. She offered me her jacket and when I said no, she brought me a free cup of hot chocolate
<marskitten> okay thats cool
<Schlep> it was just innocent stuff, but could've been more if I wanted. Really I just wanted to get out of there so I didn't pursue it
<Schlep> I also remember lucas barton and his shithead friend didn't pay their part of the bill
<Grave> lucas barton sounds like a piece of shit in every way possible
<Grave> I've never heard anything positive about him from anyone
<marskitten> the power glove corrupts absolutely
<marskitten> gods i wonder how long nick myzoko will play my little game
<Schlep> nick is quite the misogynist
<Schlep> I don't agree with him on that
<Schlep> :P
<marskitten> lol do you agree with ANYTHING i've said?
<Schlep> agree? I don't even understand it
<Schlep> I have a limited attention span
<Grave> that's because valerie solanas was insane
<marskitten> indeed she was
<Grave> it does a pretty good job of making men angry though, and I guess that's the point
<Schlep> what makes who angry
<marskitten> i should sneak some unibomber manifesto and see if anyone notices
<Grave> http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm schlep
<Grave> though if you had no attention span for those posts you won't be able to read it
<Grave> I was one of two dudes (the other being the professor) sitting in a speech class freshman year and a friend of mine read excerpts from it
<Grave> she kept staring at us ;[
<Schlep> holy shit
<Schlep> I need cliff's notes
<marskitten> i dunno i guess if i read it as a freshman in hs I'd be impressed with it as it trumpets everything i suspect about people
<Grave> this was college, and she wasn't serious
<marskitten> gods Gymkata caught me :p
<Grave> though I do know a lot of feminists who buy into stuff like that, then semi-openly admit they hate their father for one reason or another, then continue on
<Grave> when anyone from any group cries oppression and then drafts a plan for them to be given preference instead of granting equality I find it hard to feel bad for them
<Grave> if anything I think that sort of thing creates legitimate hatred where there was none
<marskitten> Dude....Admiral Ackbar is spinning around in his chair screaming about a trap. You think people would listen to him. - lol gymkata wins
<Grave> and that's what a lot of college feminists seem to want
<marskitten> its an outlet


I win ^-^

OMG Teh Master Plan!

I knew it was a joke. No one acts like that for real.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

Nope. She's gone batshit insane.

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Clearly. Any adherance to any fucking thing that Solanos says...is easy batshit insane material. That shit is just plain fucking dumb.

It's in her sig, dude nigga.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Clearly. Any adherance to any fucking thing that Solanos says...is easy batshit insane material. That shit is just plain fucking dumb.

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QFT

pwn3d

We lose

Fuck bitches

lame.

Also, vid please of the audio.

And Chris that was awesome commentary.

"Great Art" and "Culture": Because of the weakminded worker-ant mentality of the typical woman, society is flooded with self-help books, pabulum like The Secret, and scenes like Oprah Winfrey vomiting easy answers all over herself wearing a dress that a man designed, a hairstyle that a man put on her, sitting in front of studio and utilizing broadcast technology that men invented, in a television genre that a man pioneered. Because of their inability to feel on as deep a level as the male (look at the world's greatest examples of fine art for a clue here), they construct these intellectually vacuous subcultures where Tupperware is an important field of study, there are a dozen different ways to remove unsightly blemishes, and ordering a simple meal becomes an exercise in how many changes they can make to what's on the menu since they can't have this and they don't like that, and that other thing should be on the side, and - oh - can you tell me how many calories are in that, and can you just put half the normal amount of ice cream on just a small slice of pie. My God!

This thread sucks now.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

It's in her sig, dude nigga.

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Dude nigga!

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Originally Posted by Advocate

lame.

Also, vid please.

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Working on it. I'll need someone to host it, however.

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And Chris that was awesome commentary.

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Who's Chris? ;)

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Originally Posted by Nick

"Great Art" and "Culture": Because of the weakminded worker-ant mentality of the typical woman, society is flooded with self-help books, pabulum like The Secret, and scenes like Oprah Winfrey vomiting easy answers all over herself wearing a dress that a man designed, a hairstyle that a man put on her, sitting in front of studio and utilizing broadcast technology that men invented, in a television genre that a man pioneered. Because of their inability to feel on as deep a level as the male (look at the world's greatest examples of fine art for a clue here), they construct these intellectually vacuous subcultures where Tupperware is an important field of study, there are a dozen different ways to remove unsightly blemishes, and ordering a simple meal becomes an exercise in how many changes they can make to what's on the menu since they can't have this and they don't like that, and that other thing should be on the side, and - oh - can you tell me how many calories are in that, and can you just put half the normal amount of ice cream on just a small slice of pie. My God!

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This thread sucks now.

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Nick Didn't get the memo, its still got some life in it left.

Thank you so, so much though for directing me to Val Solanas' site....I'll laugh for days on this garbage

MarsKitten always seemed too intelligent and liberal to do a 180 and start spouting out crap like that. She made it really obvious, guys.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Nick Didn't get the memo, its still got some life in it left.

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Actually, I thought the two of you were working together, like back when MVS and Aurora tried to get TNL to think they were fighting.

But serious or not, Nick's posts in this thread were golden.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Dude nigga!

Working on it. I'll need someone to host it, however.

Who's Chris? ;)

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I can. I have comcast servers available. ;)

I can host it, too. And I have better than Comcast.

its just I work for them, thats the only reason i said that.

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Actually, I thought the two of you were working together, like back when MVS and Aurora tried to get TNL to think they were fighting.

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Nope thats totally Nick alone

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Originally Posted by Advocate

its just I work for them, thats the only reason i said that.

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I know you work for them, nigga! Shit!

Fuck you Nigga! Shit nigga!

:D

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Nick Didn't get the memo, its still got some life in it left.

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Typical. Woman starts shit, gets outgunned by a real man, and acts like he's not understanding her intentions. Bitch, I knew you didn't believe that - it's just shameful that I, the man, kept coming up with these replies and all you, the woman, could do was quote some crackpot. Proves all the points I may or may not have meant.

How did this thread go from: Idiotic wiggas are funny. To a male vs female thing with marskitten quoting bullshit that applies to like .1&#37; of the population and people who werent loved when they were kids. Jeez.

Oh yeah. That shit was funny as hell.


JBNagis

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Originally Posted by Nick

"Great Art" and "Culture": Because of the weakminded worker-ant mentality of the typical woman, society is flooded with self-help books, pabulum like The Secret, and scenes like Oprah Winfrey vomiting easy answers all over herself wearing a dress that a man designed, a hairstyle that a man put on her, sitting in front of studio and utilizing broadcast technology that men invented, in a television genre that a man pioneered. Because of their inability to feel on as deep a level as the male (look at the world's greatest examples of fine art for a clue here), they construct these intellectually vacuous subcultures where Tupperware is an important field of study, there are a dozen different ways to remove unsightly blemishes, and ordering a simple meal becomes an exercise in how many changes they can make to what's on the menu since they can't have this and they don't like that, and that other thing should be on the side, and - oh - can you tell me how many calories are in that, and can you just put half the normal amount of ice cream on just a small slice of pie. My God!

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Nuff said.

Fucking A nigga! Fuck yo sista too, nigga!

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Originally Posted by Nick

Typical. Woman starts shit, gets outgunned by a real man, and acts like he's not understanding her intentions. Bitch, I knew you didn't believe that - it's just shameful that I, the man, kept coming up with these replies and all you, the woman, could do was quote some crackpot. Proves all the points I may or may not have meant.

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It's just too easy

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Originally Posted by Nick

Typical. Woman starts shit, gets outgunned by a real man, and acts like he's not understanding her intentions. Bitch, I knew you didn't believe that - it's just shameful that I, the man, kept coming up with these replies and all you, the woman, could do was quote some crackpot. Proves all the points I may or may not have meant.

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:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Advocate

Fuck you Nigga! Shit nigga!

:D

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I AIN'T GOIN' TO JAIL FOR YOU, NIGGER!

All it needed was for someone to say FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA! FUCK YO COUCH! and it would be awesome.

I love this thread because of two things - one being that Dolemite is constantly hilarious - the other being MarsKitten is a self important goof who thinks she's better than most of the people on this board. Keep up the good work.

Every word is nigga

I'll host the video here. Just PM me. My server is the only one I trust . . . and you are a Legend, after all.

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Radical feminist mythology like that is pure religion. MarsKitten should know better.

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It's true. I took a postmodern religion course back in university and it was 90% that garbage. What I learned from that course is that there are alot of really, really pathetic fat lesbos with large vocabularies who possess no self-reflexive capabilities whatsoever, and project their inadeqacies onto men by writing long essays about men projecting their inadequacies onto women.

If I thought Mars was being serious I'd say something, but since that's impossible I'll just say LOL, good show man.

I think you and I should A-frame her.

*sigh of relief*

I liked the one guy scream why did you hit me, nigga.

Love is not dependency or sex, but friendship, and therefore, love can't exist between two males, between a male and a female, or between two females, one or both of whom is a mindless, insecure, pandering male; like conversation, live can exist only between two secure, free-wheeling, independent groovy female females, since friendship is based upon respect, not contempt.

Sorry, had to do it.

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I'll host the video here. Just PM me. My server is the only one I trust . . . and you are a Legend, after all.

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It would be an honor, nigga.

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I think you and I should A-frame her.

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Or we could A-frame you. Cause I know how you like to be passive :p

I finally listened to the MP3 and I think I'm starting to agree with Valerie SoreAnus.

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What do you think? I don't need to get my philosophy from some dirtbag pseudointellectual. I come up with my own words. We men are good at being originals. Just look at who invented 90% of everything worth a damn. Maybe if you stupid whores were nicer, we'd invent a way to end menstrual pain.

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Damn. I think Nick just owned me here.
I Feel that if I were standing in front of him while he said that, it would have been followed up with a backhand to my face.

He made you his Bitch, nigga.

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I Feel that if I were standing in front of him while he said that, it would have been followed up with a backhand to my face.

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Wrong. It would have started with a backhand to your face. It would have ended with MarsKitten all over me.

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Wrong. It would have started with a backhand to your face. It would have ended with MarsKitten all over me.

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:lol: :lol: shiiit

you are the man.

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Wrong. It would have started with a backhand to your face. It would have ended with MarsKitten all over me.

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Bend over nick, here comes the art.

Shit, I'm not bending over to eat your "art" or anything else of yours. What's more, you just blew your chance. Now you'll have to start with arjue and work your way up the mod chain again.

lol eat nothing....
I would say you were getting reamed, but... I already did that here. I guess I'm done with you ^-^

I just carded you for off-topic posts. It's a man's world, baby! And this man's done . . . with . . .you!

Hey Giuys! What's goin' on in this thread?

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lol eat nothing....
I would say you were getting reamed, but... I already did that here. I guess I'm done with you ^-^

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I just carded you for off-topic posts. It's a man's world, baby! And this man's done . . . with . . .you!

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And now for the Ritualistic Sex.


JBNagis

If only so the newcomers don't think I'm really a corrupt admin.

Well played, MarsKitten.

Lets Review and analyze this

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Typical. Woman starts shit, gets outgunned by a real man, and acts like he's not understanding her intentions. Bitch, I knew you didn't believe that - it's just shameful that I, the man, kept coming up with these replies and all you, the woman, could do was quote some crackpot. Proves all the points I may or may not have meant.

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It was all fake?

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I think you and I should A-frame her.

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He wants to fuck me.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Wrong. It would have started with a backhand to your face. It would have ended with MarsKitten all over me.

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Delusions of grandeur

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I just carded you for off-topic posts. It's a man's world, baby! And this man's done . . . with . . .you!

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Admin power ftw

I'm just rolling Nick tonight. get him nice and riled up for some legendary nick sexism, then he plays it off with yet more sexism with a bonus admin action :chick: This ended up far far better then I could have planned. Also ty Meach. And here I was just planning on quoting the Scum Manifesto for giggles and shits for a day or two.

Dole, when is the vid gonna be done, nigga?

Marskitten's Mast3r plan in effect, niggas.