Skinny Dipping: Have You Done It?

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I save a lot of orphans from grizzly bears to make up for it. I can't deal with germs.

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Originally Posted by Jemery

Something dumb

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My car is immaculately clean and my place is always vacuumed and dusted. I would make a wonderful serial killer. I don't even get how people live with dirty floors and unwashed sheets and shit like that. I take two showers a day too, minimum. One when I wake up and a quick rinse and clean when I go to bed so my sheets are clean. 3 if I work out.

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Originally Posted by Rich

I bet you love having manloads on your chest.

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No way. Too many germs. It goes right in to the wet wipe.

SPERM ARE NOT GERMS!!!!

They're just tasty.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I would NEVER have sex in a hot tub now. Its a huge sess pool of bacteria. When I was in grade 10 and 11 it would be all systems go, but now I have the luxury of being more subjective with my options.

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Are you sure you made it out of grade 10?

pfft, who cares about germs. having sex underwater is too difficult; water is drying, and chlorine is even more drying. in the shower is fun, but completely submerged under water isn't worth the trouble.

I had sex in the Caribbean once. I was really drunk, it was at night, in 80° water, and I was in the Caribbean on white sandy beaches, a hundred or more people still in the Casino not but fifty yards away, all that factored in, it was entirely enjoyable.

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

I had sex in the Caribbean once. I was really drunk, it was at night, in 80° water, and I was in the Caribbean on white sandy beaches, a hundred or more people still in the Casino not but fifty yards away, all that factored in, it was entirely enjoyable.

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You promised you wouldn't tell!!! My mom is so gunna kill me. :cry:

She already found out about the time with the two deaf mutes in the back of Wegman's. She should be used to it by now.

I managed to convince her that the mutes were Christians and so she let it slide.