Man Kills "Vampire" Peacock

Okay TNL, fess up, which on of you is responsible for this?


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/01/vam....ap/index.html

LOL I'll second the only in NY part.

Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird
He was sucked to death
The vampire bird killed him at last

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The lake of fire tore his ass up
He was burning to the crisp
He was cast into the lake of burning flame

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After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me,
He started stabbing me in my ass
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
They sucked the blood out of me, killing me

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Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
Folgers: it's good to the last drop.

you can't be too careful

nbc is run by vampires, it explains conan o'briens tanless skin

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Shortly after going back into the restaurant, she heard the man screaming and saw him rip off his shirt before stepping on and kicking the bird.

"He was really beating it. I just think it was sick and demented. He shouldn't be walking around on the street," said Miss Finnegan.

The peacock never had a chance.

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OMFG it's Matt Van Stone...

This is the coolest thing I've ever heard. I want what he was on.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

This is the coolest thing I've ever heard. I want what he was on.

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My guess is PCP, even LSD doesn't get you that aggressive. Or he could just be some borderline crazy guy who just freaked out. I just want to know why I never get to see stuff like this :cry:

we are not privy to the amazingness that is a cracked out guy strangling a peacock... tis a sad truth.

How odd.