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Critisize me if you want but i think its fun to talk about the negative qualitys of ones character.
1. Cynical to a fault.
2. Can be a dumbass(i.e. posts some dumb shit)
3. Detach myself from things as to not feel a loss when it fails.
4. Can be Sadistic, and have alot of wierd quirks.
... uh thats four.
1. Paraniod
2. Antisocial
3. Lush
1. I'm too nice to people in general.
2. I'm too hung.
3. I troll too little.
1. Stubborn
2. Moody
3. I worry too much
1. I've made 21,000 posts on a single internet message board
2. I said "I do."
3. I didn't word my bet with Almaci in such a way that he could never come back.
1. Doesn't cook
2. Doesn't give a shit about politics
3. Too lazy
1. I'm good looking.
2. My cock is huge.
3. I get laid all the time.
Oh, wait, you said cons. I don't have any.
Wow, he really does hate his wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
That's a con for that dude in the receiving end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Tell your dad I'm sorry. I'll just stick to your mom from now on.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
I'm just kidding. I only fuck your mom.
Good, I hate her anyway.
1. Very gassy
2. Picks nose uncontrollably while driving
3. Can't wash dishes properly to save my life
Don't worry, I take that hate out on her for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
1) I'm "crazy".
2) I come across arrogant as shit if you don't get me.
3) I'm a totally awesome bass player.
1. I lack ambition.
2. I say the meanest things ever said.
3. My life is a fucking mess.
Why should anyone bother "getting you"? You are just another internetz attentionwhore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
No it wasn't. Probably not, I mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
1. I'm curt, bordering on rude.
2. I'm usually very detached emotionally. A coworker's husband just had a heart attack at age 34 and I had to fake sympathy and interest to avoid hurting her feelings.
3. Your girlfriend likes me better than you.
1. I have a wicked temper (ala Psychopathic rage as diganosed by a shrink).
2. I'm not the most patient person in the world when it comes to traffic (road rage).
3. I can be a selfish asshole.
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Originally Posted by dave is ok
But you love G.I. Joe and that makes you ok in my book.
1. I'm obsessive.
2. I drink far too much.
3. I'm unhappy being a man and have, at times, injured myself trying to remove my penis.
1. I lack ambition
2. I am a consumer whore
3. I'm a horrible conversationalist
Did you try to remove it and then shove it up your butt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
1. If I say I'm going to get to a project, it may be years before I actually do so. I work on my own time frames to a scary extent.
2. I haven't figured out as many things as I should have figured out by now. (See item 1.)
3. I could stand to be a little more assertive in some areas. I tend to withdraw sometimes when I should be taking charge. This is gradually becoming less true, but - again - see item 1.
1. I spend inordinate amounts of time researching things that interest me
2. The worst kind of impulse buyer
3. When outside, I turn red instead of brown
1) I am almost completely detached from life.
1. I drink way too much, and enable others to do the same.
2. I can be completely insensitive at the worst times.
3. I didn't give a shit about 9/11 (sorry, I think we let it happen, so everyone can stop crying about it.) See what I mean with 2?
1. I'm a pervert
2. I'm terrible with money
3. I'm addicted to sex
1)I have zero patience for slow people in the mall meaning I will push and shove my way past someone if they have their thumbs up their asses if they are in my way.
2)I have a real lazy streak that even tho I bust my ass hard at work, i tend to do just what's needed to get the job done more often then not.
3)I'm the least active mod on this site.
There is nothing wrong with this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
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Originally Posted by BonusKun
Fuck those motherfuckers.
I love how people wander aimlessly around the mall in packs, slowly milling about and clogging up the way for everyone else. I ussually squeeze through and quietly call them some horrific name as I pass.
1.) I'm smarter than you and not afraid to point it out.
2.) When people say stupid shit, I make fun of them.
3.) I've got a temper.
1. I'm the most loyal friend but if you cross me I find it
difficult to reconcile or won't.
2. I'm obbssesive and compulsive and my mind is a myriad of
complex ideas and thoughts that never shuts off.
3. I can be social or be a complete loner. Have learned to
be both at different time at my life.
I have a rather tenuous grasp on reality that is bound to snap at some point.
I'm emotionally detached from almost everything.
I'm often negative to the point of nihilism.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
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1. I usually can't remember the names of musical artists or song names, EVEN my own favorite ones. This makes it a lot harder to connect to people because one of the first things someone you first meet (friend, potential s.o., whoever) will ask,"What kind of music do you like?" My answer: "Everything, except rap and new country." But, I'm getting better at remembering!
2. I usually can't focus my attention on more than one person at a time. (ex. conversations in a group) Or I try to and the multiple conversations lack in quality than if I had just stuck with one. I'm also trying to work on this fault because everyone needs love.
3. I'm a late bloomer for everything.
1. I'm very cynical and hate pretty much everything.
2. I have a bad temper and a foul attitude.
3. I know that I am better than you and act accordingly.
- When I'm depressed I become a loner.
- I procrastinate way too much.
- I am loyal to a fault. Sometimes too much.
Let me add one.(or should i say 5? wait I'm confused.)
5. Simple math is beyond my grasp.
And the mall thing is pretty funny. Not only slow ass people; but the illiterate mall rats who mob the place are at the end of my nerves.
1. Apathetic and unmotivated. I have this odd ability to find things to do I'd normally hate (like doing laundry) instead of doing what I should be doing (like finishing an art project). ...or posting on a videogame forum, oh shi
2.Thinning hair. It's pretty much the male equivalent of being a fat girl (I don't know why being fat isn't the equivalent, but it's not). I clip it really short though so I'm at least not one of those guys.
3. Bad with money. I think my savings account has only had the $5 needed to keep it open since I started it. It all goes into checking, and soon is gone. While I periodically get big sums, it's all quickly dispersed to everything I owe...easy come, easy go.
Hey i've heard women love a cleanly shaved bald head.
So very smooth.
confirmed.Quote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
1. Tendency to over think, I can't sleep because I'm always plotting and cannot shut my fucking brain off, regardless of the importance of the matter, stupid things as well as important can keep me up for days.
2. Ambitious but impatient, my life is long term, going to law school taking out loans, and I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for the big pay off
3. Overly picky, I eventually get what I want, but once I have it, I agonize over its faults.
1) I have over 5,000 posts on the MxPx fanclub message boards...ROFL.
2) I'm 25, and I teach 9th grade English for a living. Some people say I'm successful...I'm not so sure about that yet. Basically, I've reached this goal of mine...to become a teacher...and its not enough for me. I constantly strive to do bigger and better things. I'll never stop having one more goal that I have to reach. Its the video game mentality...I beat this level, and now its on to the next one.
3) I waited in line 14 hours to buy a Wii. I played Zelda, Rayman, and everything else has sucked.
4) All relationships I have end very badly, because I get bored of the same person after awhile. I also need tons of space. If a girl calls two days in a row I tell her to fuck off. Seeing somebody once a week is MORE THAN ENOUGH for me. Thank You.
5) I also tend to over analyze every little situation in my life. This causes me not to act on my gut impulses, and I often lose out on some really great things.
1.) I am completely flakey. Can never commit to a do something at a certain time.
2.) Scatterbrained like hell.
3.) Far too hard on myself. Won't leave the house if I am not 110% satisfied with how I look and feel.
1) fat
2) lazy
3) arguementive
4) gives terrible prostate massagesQuote:
Originally Posted by arjue
still hurts...
it says 3, but that definitely would have been no.4
Women don't know what they love.Quote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
I could be hard on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
fi' dollaQuote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Another one for me.
6. I find that i think about the past and gone by situations where in my mind i try to act it out differently. Usually i say something along the lines of ''why didnt i stick up for myself'' or ''i should have done something'' but its a little to late i find for most things to change.
1) I'm way too emphatic and because of it I will try to constantly make people feel better, which sometimes goes borderline on annoying when they really don't want help.
2) I have a hard time focusing on anything, it may be that I focus really hard on something for a month or more and then lose interest and stop caring, or it may be something has my interest for an hour then doesn't.
3) I am very emotional and easily connect with people emotionally, to the point where I'll end up doing damage to myself in scenarios that don't really matter. (Goes along with #1 I know).
Polemical is such a better word.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
I can't think of any.
1.) Scatterbrained and I have a horrible memory
2.) When I set my sights on something, I'm obsessive about it until I loose interest
3.) I like to tackle things solo and sometimes I don't ask for help until it's too late
1 - In denial about your own faults. There's one for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
2 - Finds 12 year old boys alluring.
Anybody who doesn't put in a list gets one made up for them.
keepin it real.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
lol, thats my pros, G
1.) Unemployed. (Actively looking for a job.)
2.) Self-critical.
3.) Occasionally analytical and detached.
1. Much like many of you, I drink too much. Coupled with the fact that I get terrible hangovers, I run at 75% of what I'm capable of 50% of the time (I'm back to normal around 2pm after a few cups of coffee). But when I'm on, I'm really fucking on.
2. I try to take on too much work and set unrealistic expectations for how quickly I can tackle it all (in some instances, see #1). By definition I suppose this would be called being a "people/client-pleaser". I never say no when asked to work or help someone out. I end up not being able to deliver as promised sometimes, and it bugs the hell out of me. I'm starting to learn the value of what a great production manager I worked with used to tell me..."under-promise and over-deliver".
3. I can be a cocky asshole under certain circumstances (see #1). That's ok, I'm the shit.
#1: I drink and smoke(comes with the drinking) too much.
#2: If a conversation(even if it's important) is somewhat boring, my mind will start to drift about other things.
#3: I don't sleep well on work nights. Drinking seems to help, but I end up staying up too late. :bang:
1. I am very detached from Family. My Father had a heart attack they wanted me go to the hospital. I refused cuz I wanted to get some sleep watched G4 instead. I eventually made it to the Hospital, he was fine so I went back home to sleep.
2. I think I've plotted the death of most everyone that had pissed me off.
3. I procrastinate too much.
4. I have Marskitten's similar tendency to over-think. Needlessly agonizing over the most minute things along with the catastrophically important things. And then I stabbed that motherf*cker with a pencil.
5. I'm not as confident as most people think.
Even though I was adopted when I was 6 months old. I haver my fathers german traits.
4. I have a real bad temper If I don't keep it in check ....
5. I get into Road Rage REAL fucking easy. Hence why I'm an animal at Burnout.
6. I don't go out much and I wonder why I don't have a g/f.
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Originally Posted by Advocate
Heh, i can relate to number 6.
Yeah.
I sometimes flirt with Peas and Aurora and forget we all
have penises.
1. I have a complete lack of confidence in anything I do.
2. Unable to figure out how to get out on my own, and how to earn enough money to support myself doing something I might enjoy or be good at (See #1) *Edit* I am working on it though. Sort of. I think.
3. I don't read enough.
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Originally Posted by Mr-K
You're 22, you need to get some kind of education beyond highschool. Shit, when I was 18, I had decided to get into a tech shool, to get somewhere in life. It's time to get off of your mommy's nipple and become a man. I don't know about you, but I was more than willing to get out of my parent's house, before I was 18.
*points to college degree in the corner* I got it like a month ago.
1) I'm really loud
You also apparently accept sexual favors from anyone(thing)
That's a con?
Well I suppose that depends on what dark paths it leads you down.
Some of you are treating this like a job interview when you're asked what your weaknesses are.
"Um, I work way too hard. I take on too much responsibility. I'm too nice." In other words, patting yourself on the back as you ostensibly reveal your "downfalls." You're not fooling the interviewer, and you're not fooling us. Keep it real or GTFO.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid I have another engagement that precludes me from making a list.
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Originally Posted by compass
1. I post here
2. I'm unmotivated
3. I can't spell.
I'm sorry, I was a bit drunk when I made that post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
What is your major?
Being too nice implies the inability to take aggressive action when needed, it's a huge flaw just because it comes off as not, there are certain times you wish you could stop caring so much about being a nice person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
But I'm sure you don't have to worry bout that ;)
Top Three.
Procrastination. I am slow to do something. Once I actually do said thing, it usually falls into place pretty well. Still, it's very, very annoying.
Little 'grey' area combined with addictive personality. Either I completely love something, or don't wanna be around it at all. Should my opinion change either way, it's a complete shift. For instance... The Robitussin thing? Yeah, that was completely fucking stupid. Smoking? Three years ago I would've laughed if you said I'd be smoking two packs a day.
Poor social skills coupled with a stubbornness regarding personal interest and beliefs. Yes, I admit to this. I think this has most to do with gullibility and being somewhat naive on certain things. Especially females. I'll never understand why girls, don't burn up my phone trying to call me and talk to me for hours telling me how awesome I am, then do a complete 180.
Respectively counterbalancing these, I get extremely focused on task at hand or projects, I'm honest yet able to pass on said honesty in at least somewhat of a gentle fashion, and I am loyal. If you're a friend, you're a friend, and I'd do whatever I can; If I feel I'm in the wrong about something, I'll do whatever I can to fix it, usually trying to go above and beyond the call of duty.
1. My life is a fucking mess
2. Self-involved to a fault
3. I shut people out
It's cool. I graduated with a BA in English and a minor in Film Studies. And if you ask me if I want to teach I will hunt you down and kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by gamevet
wanna work at mcdonalds?
*takes off Pizza Hut delivery visor and hides it behind his back*
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Originally Posted by Advocate
This is me to a TQuote:
Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy
Pretty sure I mentioned the Pecan - Sandies...Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
I know this shame. No fronting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
1. always pissed off
2. very opinionated
3. Lazy
1. No drive to do anything.
2. Cruel.
3. Random, brain is not organised at all.
Oh boy..
1) I have control issues, I have to have the ball so to speak.
2) I tend to look down on people without degrees, and that's wrong.
3) I really don't have any use for people who think they are more intelligent than anybody else. If you have to say you're smart, you're not.
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Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba
Uhh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba
Degrees are a sign of following through on a goal, not a sign of your intelligence.
I can point out a lot of people from Columbia and Harvard that are morons on many levels.
I could point out a few people from community college who are frickin' geniuses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba
I know what I need to do and never do it.
I am lazy and will not act on just about anything unless something makes me act.
I lie a lot. Too much, even when it doesn't make sense to lie.
Amongst other things. Also: Bonus, I am the least active mod here. Rest assured.
awesome, Tracer isn't dead XD
Fair enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba
What if you never had that goal in the first place?
Confirmative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba
The more condescending someone is, and the more they like to point out how knowledgeable they are, it almost never fails that they're overcompensating for a lack of said intelligence.
Of course there are exceptions. Lots of IT people can be arrogant pricks and they know their stuff. But that probably comes more from not having any social skills and/or having to answer the same dumb questions over and over again.
2) I don't finish what I start enough of the time
3) I get really sweaty really easily
4) I spend too much time on TNL
I thought of a few.
1) Lactose intolerant.
2) I don't own a house or a good enough credit rating to even think of getting one.
3) I could stand to lose a few pounds.
Oh yeah, I don't consider the 12 year-old boys thing a con.
I don't care if people get me on the internet. Its the fucking internet. Do you really think I'm like this in person?Quote:
Originally Posted by dakidski
protip: I am. I'm totally the shit.
I don't know dude. I've lost a whole fucking lot of my hair, and my girlfriend is quite the looker. You don't really see hot guys with fat girls all that often.Quote:
Originally Posted by FuryFox
If you're the shit, you'll still be the shit when you're bald imo.
What I'm saying, is I'm the shit.
This is true. In some cases, baldness actually attracts more females. The trick is to not bullshit about it and do some retarted comb-over shit or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
To a lesser degree, this holds true for fat dudes as well.
1. At times I struggle with borderline insanity and in the past have had problems with things like remembering certain events but being completely unsure if they actually ever happened, losing my train of thought while speaking and sometimes changing topic in the middle of a discussion randomly, greeting people with garbled and incoherent speech, depression, talking to self, obsessiveness with my actions, etc. I'm really not that fucking crazy (at least I don't think so) and am perfectly able to function in a normal envoirment without medication but my brain has come up with some pretty crazy shit.
2. I fucked up in highschool and I'm just starting college now. I'm still young but I wish I wouldn't have fucked off for three years. I'm pretty intelligent (though because I'm bringing it up, according to Biff, I'm not) and have an IQ within the mid 100's but I always thought I was above HS and didn't do any work whatsoever (really, I didn't do a goddamn thing). I wish I could go back in time and tell my 15 year old self to stop playing fucking Unreal Tournament.
3. I suck with money. When I'm actively trying to save money I often have a harder time holding onto it then when I'm just blowing shit left and right. I'm getting better but it's really taking a lot of practice for me.
4. I procrastinate
5. I have a horrible tobacco addiction and have been unable to go longer then a month in the past 4 years without using any type. I've bounced back and forth between dip and cigarettes and very brief "quitting" periods.