What's Buggin' You Today?

Even though I just started, my job kind of blows.

It turns out that yesterday, the same woman who fucks with my air con accidentally took the wireless phone home thinking it was her mobile, and forgot to bring it in today. As a result, the phone on my desk was the only phone in the factory/production office, which is in constant use.

Punch her in the face.

Also, I hate driving in Ohio with all the fucking trucks. When they go down a hill they go 80 mph, so passing them isn't worth it, but then when they go up a hill, they go 55, and you always catch up to the trucks at the very top of a hill, so when you think you'll be able to pass them, they hit 80 and fuck if I'm doing 85 just to pass a truck. So then every asshole behind you is pissed that you're only going 75 and either have to drop to 65 to get behind the truck only to pass them in a minute, or just keep annoying everyone.

I caught a cold from the girls I babysit (this week is 46 hours of work, and I missed Monday. Ugh long days) and now I can't breath at all. The decongestants have made me too drowsy to function well. Thankfully the girls are half knocked-out from benadryl so we're all sitting on the couch watching Disney and I don't think they're even aware that I'm on my laptop.

Honestly, this is the best day at work I've had in over a month.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Also, I hate driving in Ohio with all the fucking trucks. When they go down a hill they go 80 mph, so passing them isn't worth it, but then when they go up a hill, they go 55, and you always catch up to the trucks at the very top of a hill, so when you think you'll be able to pass them, they hit 80 and fuck if I'm doing 85 just to pass a truck. So then every asshole behind you is pissed that you're only going 75 and either have to drop to 65 to get behind the truck only to pass them in a minute, or just keep annoying everyone.

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Semi-trucks scare me, so I try to pass them no matter what. And if they're hauling gas, I'll break 100 just to pass them.

I can't find the fucking droids I'm looking for.

Ask these motherfuckers. Word on the street is they sold them to some desert hicks for space crack.
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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Punch her in the face.

Also, I hate driving in Ohio with all the fucking trucks. When they go down a hill they go 80 mph, so passing them isn't worth it, but then when they go up a hill, they go 55, and you always catch up to the trucks at the very top of a hill, so when you think you'll be able to pass them, they hit 80 and fuck if I'm doing 85 just to pass a truck. So then every asshole behind you is pissed that you're only going 75 and either have to drop to 65 to get behind the truck only to pass them in a minute, or just keep annoying everyone.

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Check my driving posts - what you're describing is typical of truckers. They have no choice but to accelerate down the hill (due to their massive frames and heavy loads) so they can maintain consistent acceleration and speed so there's no major deceleration; but physics takes over and their size eventually slows them down - it's really not their fault.

I really hope they're not hanging out in the left lane. Truckers should be in the middle or far right lane - NEVER in the left.

It just stopped raining like a fucking monsoon here, and I had to mail some stuff out. I'm leaving the post office walking back to my truck when some asshole who had to be doing at least 55 mph down the 35 mph street zips by, right through a huge puddle. The water had to go eight feet high and though I was a good ways from the road, I just got drenched by this motherfucker. I literally look like I took a shower with my clothes on.
This better not be a harbinger for how the day at work is going to be.

If you look a few posts above, you'll see a similar thing happened to me yesterday. These puddle-splashing fuckers should have their balls sliced off.