What's Buggin' You Today?

As bad as those shits are, you can't say they don't feel good when they're over.

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Originally Posted by John Cena

I didn't eat yesterday, so after work I stopped at Wendys. Then went to see Resident Evil Extinction. No sooner than when we sit down, my stomach starts to bubble and cramp. I think "oh shit" (or it could have been "oh, shit") and run to the bathroom mere seconds before a chocolate waterfall erupts from my ass.
I wait in there a few more minutes because with episodes like this, I usually clean up and start to leave the bathroom when all of a sudden I realize I'm not as done as I thought I was.
So, my bowels finally empty, I go back into the theater. MY buddy laughs at me and says," You just missed the Iron Man trailer, it looked awesome!"

That sucked enough in of itself.

So we watch the abomination that is Resident Evil, leave the theater, and my stomach begins to bubble again. Apparently there was a lot more "butter topping" on my corn that I thought. I ran to a grocery store that is opened 24 hours and let loose four gallons of yellowy mucous out of my ass. It wouldn't stop coming. I had to sit in there for twenty minutes. My leg fell asleep because I was hunched over with my elbows digging into my thighs.
Good fucking times.

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That sounds like good 'ol food poisoning to me.

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Originally Posted by John Cena

I stopped at Wendys.

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Originally Posted by Type Ryan

That sounds like good 'ol food poisoning to me.

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you might be onto something there.

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Originally Posted by Type Ryan

That sounds like good 'ol food poisoning to me.

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Real food poisoning is far more excruciating than JC's story. I know firsthand...I wished, no, prayed for death to come and whisk away the pain after an unfortunate Sonic coney-dog experience. It was about 10 hours of dry heaving.

My computer froze and after I reset it, instead of loading GRUB and booting Ubuntu like normal, it went to Windows XP instead. Dumbfounded, I rebooted my computer and it continued to go into Windows XP again. Turns out my Maxtor hard drive crapped out on me so almost 300GB of my data, pretty much everything I've downloaded/saved in the last 5 months, is now gone.

I once had a Domino pizza slice that fucked me up for 3 days. I even shat in my dreams it was that bad.

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Originally Posted by Mikhal

My computer froze and after I reset it, instead of loading GRUB and booting Ubuntu like normal, it went to Windows XP instead. Dumbfounded, I rebooted my computer and it continued to go into Windows XP again. Turns out my Maxtor hard drive crapped out on me so almost 300GB of my data, pretty much everything I've downloaded/saved in the last 5 months, is now gone.

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You can use software to fish out files.

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Originally Posted by John Cena

I didn't eat yesterday, so after work I stopped at Wendys. Then went to see Resident Evil Extinction. No sooner than when we sit down, my stomach starts to bubble and cramp. I think "oh shit" (or it could have been "oh, shit") and run to the bathroom mere seconds before a chocolate waterfall erupts from my ass.
I wait in there a few more minutes because with episodes like this, I usually clean up and start to leave the bathroom when all of a sudden I realize I'm not as done as I thought I was.
So, my bowels finally empty, I go back into the theater. MY buddy laughs at me and says," You just missed the Iron Man trailer, it looked awesome!"

That sucked enough in of itself.

So we watch the abomination that is Resident Evil, leave the theater, and my stomach begins to bubble again. Apparently there was a lot more "butter topping" on my corn that I thought. I ran to a grocery store that is opened 24 hours and let loose four gallons of yellowy mucous out of my ass. It wouldn't stop coming. I had to sit in there for twenty minutes. My leg fell asleep because I was hunched over with my elbows digging into my thighs.
Good fucking times.

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Why did you pay to see RE??? :td:

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Real food poisoning is far more excruciating than JC's story. I know firsthand...I wished, no, prayed for death to come and whisk away the pain after an unfortunate Sonic coney-dog experience. It was about 10 hours of dry heaving.

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JC's description seems to be a minor case. I think I have a pretty descriptive account of legitimate food-poisoning - it's in the Technicolor Yawn thread (I think).

Long story short, I had "stuff" coming out of me from both ends at the same time after eating some deli sandwich in Pasadena. My whole day was ruined.

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Originally Posted by John Cena

you might be onto something there.

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I always knew my brain was being put to good use. Ah, the powers of deduction.