But you have to prove you have diarhea by shitting in an open bathroom stall while people watch you. And then they rate your poo to make sure it is proper diarhea viscosity.
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But you have to prove you have diarhea by shitting in an open bathroom stall while people watch you. And then they rate your poo to make sure it is proper diarhea viscosity.
There should be no viscosity.
Agreed, it must resemble soft serve ice cream and eject at a terminal velocity of >20 mph.
It was a trick question. You have passed the test.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
Negative. Soft serve ice cream has a delicious viscosity level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
but we agree on the terminal velocity in question correct?
Agreed.
I don't like doing other peoples work, that is pissing me off today.
(Ahhhhhhhh, I feel better)
The last 15 or so posts really deliver.I'm not including this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Netwurked
My fucking brother took my second guitar for guitar hero (I left the first one at my freinds house during a party cuz I left early) without asking and didn't bring it back from his freinds house, so when I got home today all eager to play my new copy of the 80's encore... I was treated to a missing guitar! THEN I politely waited for him to wake up before I confronted him about taking it and he kindly replied that he would attempt to go get it right then and there. Lo an behold, he just walks in the door (as I'm typing this) and tells me he can't break into his freinds house like he planned and that his freind will return it to me when he gets home from work (FUCKIN 5 HOURS FROM NOW.) Yeah. That's whats bugging me today.
And my cat raped my goddamned sister.
Video please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
So are Pineapple and nocturne the same guy?
Sorry Tench, I walked in on it without my camera phone (which I don't own) available. And yeah, I'm totally the same person as that other guy wtf?
If he would be so kind as to delete his post, you would be next and would most surely continue our important AND informative conversation about the shits, that netwurked guy is a real jerk man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Hmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Just kidding, do you like the beer shits?
You have to seperate beer shits into 2 categories.... draft and bottle... Draft shits are the worst... 3 beer tents already this year... nuff said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Waiting in the Port-a-potty line to take a piss at the beer tent.. sucks!
Well played sir, well played indeed, but you forgot one type of beer shit sir. The mexican food/corona beer ass blistering volcano shit.
Read the textbook, noob!
sums it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
You just asked me about beer shits, you don't wanna go into mixing... bad neeeeeews!...
Hay guys, why did this thread get all serious?>>??
Because pineapple won't post pics of his sister. Serious business.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
God Damnit Pineapple...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Depending on which one, it could be a good thing, or a bad.
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Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
LOL, oh you have those kinda shits.
Lots of TP my man.
I hate that leakage shit. Your stomach gets all in knots, then when you take a dump, you let out this earth shaking fart, and all this gooey snot like shit sprays the bowl. Shit's disgusting.
Not as bad as greasy shits from a large amount of fried food, that shit literally sticks to the bowl for like 3 days. (Until my GF comes over and says "Fucking Gross" and then cleans it for me <3)
I bet somewhere out there, Aurora is shedding a tear for not being able to post in this thread.
Sister pics? You share, I'll share... I'm a giving type of guy...
Yes, that's exactly what's going on down there.
The worst part about it isn't the stomach cramps or the fact that my ass has the reliable isochronism and sheer hydrolic strength of Old Faithful, but the sweaty internal conflict that I wrestle with in the stall of the very public bathroom at work. Do I try the pinch-and-release, dealing the liquid feces into the bowl over a dozen intense expulsions, drawing less attention to myself over a longer period of time? Or do I throw caution to the wind, forcing it all out in one explosive, head-turning anal blast? Either way, there's Perfect Storm-levels of water displacement happening within feet of my peers, and I suppose there's no way to hide it. Or is there?
Please advise, TNL.
Uh, eat lot's of cheese? Pepto? Kill yourself?
http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/fat_splits.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by netwurked
Too much info, just threw up in my mouth and f'd my cat in the butt.... weird huh?
Where is hubbi when you need him, jesus....
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1185321203Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
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Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Riding Heely's.
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Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Quit calling him hubbi you son of a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
Anyways, back on topic...
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1185321648
QFMFTQuote:
Originally Posted by Survival Kid
http://www.gapersblock.com/detour/gf...2004_poops.jpg
back on topic again.
This is not a last word thread. Take the off topic nonsense to FC.
This is what's bugging you today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone
Thanks, thats what I meant to say, I just couldn't find the words...Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
No one asked for pics, but I'll dig them up if need be (or just recreate them in MSPaint!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
I just had to poop and couldn't. I wish that lady would help me out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Whats pissing me off right now: just tried sushi for the first time. People think sushi is amazing. Sushi sucks sweaty monkey tits. And I had to pay $30 to find this out, when I suspected it all along. Fuck sushi, and everyone who eats it. :)
I'm going to help you with this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Try eel. With that brown sauce. It's fucking amazing. You'll be hooked. Yes, I'm sure someone told you that about sushi, but trust me. You've got nothing to lose.
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Been planning a drive up to NC to see a friend for a month now. Took time off after I got back from Texas after spending some time with my wife and kid, and today the person calls and says that they won't be able to do it. AGAIN. FUCKING AGAIN. MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN.
Now, I'd understand NORMALLY, but this is the 3rd time in a row I've planned for some shit, taking my days off and this person doesn't come through, and I'm fucking pissed right now because I was looking forward to it after the last 2 cancellations.
seriously, eel? I almost vomited when I tried my buddy's salmon and cucumber mix. I say almost because there were about 11 people at the table and I didn't want to look like the shmuck who can't handle raw seafood. I looked at the menu and saw eel and got that semi-queasy feeling just reading about it. the only marginally passable thing I had was my (cooked) crab/shrimp/bacon roll, and I had to douse that in soy sauce to be able to stomach 3 of them. I just really cannot stand sushi, and I knew I wouldn't enjoy it since I'd heard about it, but all my freinds say it's the best food in the world, so I had to try. I gave 7 or 8 different kinds a try (mine was the only cooked one, all others were raw), and none of them tasted remotely good. I ended up giving almost everything I paid for to my friends and the only thing I enjoyed was the conversation and the fried ice-cream (which I ordered, took 2 bites of, and gave to the rest of the table.) sushi is seriously not for me, and I cannot for the life of me fathom it's appeal to anyone. watching people eat it makes me gag, even more so now.Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
Eel rolls tastes totally different. Give it a whack. Eel, rice, and that brown sauce. Seriously.
QFT!Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
Plus, why didn't you eat some less gamey fish if you're not sure about sushi in the first place? You should of tried some albacore or a california roll.
Fuck that noise. Tell than douche to come to see you next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
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Originally Posted by FX
It's called Unagi.
You can eithier order it Nigiri-over rice(my prefered way of eating it)
Or Sashimi(if i butcher japenese speling sorry) Which is just the eel.
You really cant go wrong with a smoked salmon sashimi eithier man, try a philly roll (where they have em) which just has cream cheese and Smoked salmon nothing crazy.
Just remember that most of the shit you will order other than sashimi is cooked.
Unagi is an aphrodisiac as well :tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
Nigiri = rolled sushiQuote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
Sashimi = raw sushi, usually on top of a little bit of rice.
And sushi is great, I eat it all the time.
True. You're absolutely right. Honestly, I don't really want to see them ATM even if they could make it this weekend. I'm not making any more plans to go up there for them anytime soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
Thanks for the clarification. They make it fresh up here on base. There's a sushi bar and they make it for you on the spot. $4.20 for a 15-piece eel-tray? OH yeah. I'm going tomorrow now, I want some. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by nocturne
Didn't know that! Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Shit, I know who I'm visiting next time I pointlessly wander out of Ohio.Quote:
Originally Posted by FX
Bbobb is wrong. I don't give a fuck where he lives.
Nigiri sushi is the cut of fish placed on top of rice. Maki is the rolled sushi. Uramaki is the rolled sushi with the rice on the outside. I've never seen sashimi come with rice, and I've been eating sushi for about 22 years.
Josh IS half Japanese you know and a Connoisseur of sushi so ...
Nope. What's that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
It' a movie about this kid - Ken Park - and a bunch of other kids. It falls in the same "Shock" wannabe documentary film genre (without being a documentary).
It's pretty insane. Apparently it's about several Californian skateboarder's life and relationships with and without their parents (according to IMDB).
No major spoilers, just description of some scenes that are stuck in my head, so if you don't want to read what they're about - don't view the spoiler bar and just watch the movie. This movie wasn't considered porn, but it was pretty much just that without the cheesy music in the background.
. One character chokes himself while jerking off (you see everything including the climax - ewww), a threesome with 2 guys and one girl, and - of course - you see a kid shoot himself in the head.
This movie makes Kids look like an after-school special.
So i FINALLY registered for classes today. Shitty thing is all the production classes i was ready to take all got filled. First week of school i have to be there all week petitioning this production class. On top of that, i cannot register for an art class thats required for my outside collateral major units because its restricted to art majors only... wtf? The local CC has the class as well, but i cant register till the 2nd. This semester i will be going to 3 different schools. Fuck
Do you roll up your socks after your done pulling them out of the dryer?
Yeah? Read on....
...So I grabbed some fresh rolled non-tainted socks from the sock pile and proceeded to sit down and put them on. Being rolled you kinda have to do the sock flip where you just pull a little bit of the sock out of the roll it is in and flip it with your wrist so the sock isn't in a roll anymore and ready to be put on Mr. Foot. Well I did the flip and it didn't completely un-roll and the fatty part of the sock hit me in my nuts, the part of the nuts where you wanna puke all over. It sucked. I was in pain.
Now that's comedy.
Your friends suck for not having you try eel first, Pineapple. I didn't like sushi at first, but unagi/eel is fantastic. It's more of an aquired taste thing. I can eat most of it now, but eel is still my favorite. Give it a try.
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Originally Posted by Netwurked
NETWUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKED!
:lol: OUUUUUUCH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Netwurked
If they go again anytime soon I will give it a try just to say I did and be able to contribute an opinion, but I do not have high expectations for it. The thought of eating eel just makes me ill. They told me I might like everything else because it "was less like raw fish and more like deliscious". I dunno, my buddy who loves every kind told me the yellowtail fish kind was the best, gave me a piece, and I almost lost it right there, much to his shigrin. Maybe I'm a lazy American piece of shit, but give me a steak anyday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikhal
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Originally Posted by Josh
Yeah, maki means "to roll" last time i checked. But Bbobb is in japan, so hes probably right.
LOL, nah I was wrong... don't know what I was on at the time I posted that.
I blame the cold medicine, shit's got me loopy as fuck all.
Bbobb is really in Ohio.
Eel is delicious. I can't get sushi without having unagi. That and salmon roe are my favorites.
Canned eel, not quite as delicious, but it's cheap in Chinatown and it was involved in a lot of my meals throughout college. Not bad stuff! M's eaten one of my ghetto canned eel meals, and she's not dead, so...
Yeah. What's bugging me today? Haven't had time to sleep, gotta catch a bus to NYC at 7, layover at the Port Authority from 11:30 to 1, and then another few hours to PA. Not in the mood for it today. At least I'm not taking the Fung Wah into NYC, so my chances of dying are much lower than usual. I was already tweaking the fuck out while discovering new and horrible things my roommate left in our apartment when he vacated, and I'm running dangerously low on Ativan. I am going to bite somebody's face off.
When I make it to Wilkes-Barre, I am heading up north to Scranton, going to Five Guys, and eating until I black out. This is necessary.
Don't insult Ohio.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
We have SushiRock or something...
Besides traffic. My brother got mugged at gun point on Tuesday night in a nice part of Memphis, TN and they haven't found the young "black" men responsible for pistol whipping him and taking his money.
You can't be sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
I like eel, it is like fish really (and you eat it cooked, not raw).Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Steak is good too.
I'm a huge fan of Sushi rock, it's about 10 minutes from my work so you can find me there some Thursdays. Shit mechDeus come to Sushi rock next Thursday or something we'll eat some good sushi and pick up chicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
http://www.zionmag.org/img/clanky/gummo01v.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
hey, that's my avatar!
That bathroom needs a makeover.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Sushi Rock gives me a headache and the food is mediocre. Plus drinks are expensive. Pacific East/Shuhei ftw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Is that the one by Beechwood mall? I remember that place being okay, although I preferred the food of the sushi place next to Richmond mall. It's lower rent but the dragon roll is fucking pimp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Nothing is upsetting me today.
But everyone who eats sushi is obviously homosexual. I read that in a magazine somewhere. It must be true.
Crazy eel eating motherfuckers <3
The foods mediocre agreed, but i love the whole atmosphere. But yeah if you know better places in the area that's fine with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
In under 24 hrs I've killed 5 Black Widow spiders on my front porch.
Fuck That Shit.
Slump ended, dealt a sinker into the porcelain catcher's mit. Now I just have my receding hairline, languid relationship, shitty apartment, and dead-end job buggin' me.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
Nice. Catch one, and make it your pet.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Good lord, you live in the really dangerous side of town.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
Sushi update in our area. I had it tonight and it's easily the best Sushi in our area. It's from a place called Matsu in Shaker Heights. Fucking outstanding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
How can you like the atmosphere in Sushi Rock? The loud blaring music and want to be fancy atmosphere is what drives me nuts about the place.
Here's a picture of me giving 4 of them the finger.
:tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
Great movie imo.
The other one must have just been playing dead and tricked you.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
that many black widows might make me move.
Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
I am indeed not dead. That was a pretty damn good meal. As memory serves, it was one of the better home cooked meals I'd had the whole damn time I was in boston.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
There's this fast food joint here off base about 10 minutes away that features an eel bowl. No one I know here likes eel as much as me except one of my friends and we go sometimes and chow down. Only like 7 bucks a bowl for two big pieces. Its great. Its like white rice with the broiled eel on top and that lovely sauce they use (that's what makes it for me) the other day I tried it with a soft boiled egg on top (dont ask, they like raw eggs here) and the eel was still hot enough to semi cook it. Weird but good. It makes me happy. Now if only that sushi go round nearby put the eel out more often...
Seriously, try a dragon roll (where the broiled eel is inside the roll and also on top, with lots of the sauce) if nothing else Pineapple...
Edit- And I have a quiz in my online class which I'd like to get done asap, since its only open for 2 days, and we're going camping this sat. But my instructor is on WALK ABOUT (!!!) in New Zealand and is taking his sweet ass time uploading the test. I've been waiting for a couple hours now. Mother Fucker. Also I hate bugs because they bite me alot, I suppose my blood is sweet, and I can't find my super extra awesome bug repellent.
My special at work went over crazy last night.
I made chicken into cups, then filled then with fried rice (with secret ingredient - pears) and served it with garlic shrimp and teriyaki sauce (that i made)
People loved it, they said it looked too good to eat and I got a bunch of comment cards.
It was my shining moment and yes, I will have pictures of it. The Chef at work told me that the new menu is going to be redesigned by me, her and another cook at my work. I've only been cooking for almost a year! It's great that I'm moving up so fast!
Oh, this is the bad day thread.
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Originally Posted by jonas
http://www.superchefblog.com/images/...kstar_logo.png
IMO...
Well, apparently Pineapple has just been using me for sex.
Sure, he said up front that he just wanted to be friends, and I of course agreed to that knowing that once he got some of my good stuff he'd be hooked and mine forever.
Yesterday was my birthday and though I wanted to spend some quality time with him, he just seemed put offish.
Oh well, today is a new day; and I'm sure my anxiety towards our relationship is just all in my head. I just got in some new flavored lube that I can't wait to try out!
:lol:
Sushi on the Square is pretty good but the portions are fucking tiny. IIRC Pacific East that Brand X mentioned is on Coventry (two blocks from my house), but I haven't been there since they opened and don't remember a damn thing about them. My personal fav so far has been that place at Richmond.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
I don't know this place. This must be sampled. So let it be written, so let it be done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand X
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Seriously, try a dragon roll (where the broiled eel is inside the roll and also on top, with lots of the sauce) if nothing else Pineapple...
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I'm sure that I'll have to try it because everyone else was saying it's soooo good as well and I've already tried a few kinds so what the hell, but after having the ones that made me want to puke the idea just puts me off. Someday.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: you are a fucking god among gays. That's pretty much exactly how it went. I award you +5 to awesomeness.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
You live near Coventry? My girlfriend lives on Mayfield and Richmond, right down the road. We were out at the Panini's last night having some beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by MechDeus
I own a house in Solon now, but I used to live at the Bingham Downtown, you familiar?
http://www.thebingham.com/
We should meet up for a beer sometime bro, there are some good spots out that way.