What Would You Do If You Had Your Own Tank?

Here's what one guy did (well, it wasn't his. He "borrowed" it.):

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001028,00.html

Here's another link showing the tank in action:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/call-of-d...age-278637.php

2 girls at the same time.

Sell it and buy 2 smaller tanks.

I'd put spinning rims on it.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

2 girls at the same time.

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Dammit. Beaten.

I wouldn't use it. I'd just leave it in the garage and never talk about it unless people asked. And then I'd be like "Oh, what that? Just some tank I got."

You call that a tank rampage? THIS is a tank rampage (Classic American destruction):



If I had a tank I would so go nuts.

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What would you do if you had your own tank?

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First I'd run over some shit. Crunchy metal shit.

Cars.
Dumpsters.

Stuff like that.
Then I'd drive it through the side of a greenhouse.
Then I suppose I'd fire the main gun at large hanging sheets of ice (Final Fight bonus round style)

Yeah. All of that would rock.

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Originally Posted by soundwave

You call that a tank rampage? THIS is a tank rampage

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I <3 that tank rampage.

First I'd use it to hold up every gas station in town so I'd have fuel to power the thing, and I'd always leave saying 'Tank you very much!'
Then I'd hide out in an old abandoned factory and come up with more terrible one-liners and mischievous schemes.

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Originally Posted by soundwave

You call that a tank rampage? THIS is a tank rampage (Classic American destruction):



If I had a tank I would so go nuts.

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That was beautiful.