Lindsay Lohan Is Completely Screwed

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

Ah, I looked it up.

T'was outdated info. It's 2 to 1 now.

Meaning I still have a 50% chance of finding one that that isn't batshit insane.

Hmm...what the hell are the odds on that one? Haven't had much luck with the women I've met thus far.

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It's like 52% to 48%, dude.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

It's like 52% to 48%, dude.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frog is right on this one. Even if what you said was true, you're still unlikely to find a girl who's "sane". My girlfriend is a huge pain in the ass but I admire her good qualities so I stick with her. Why don't I try and find one who isn't a pain and has the same qualities? Because that girl doesn't exist.

The only demographic where women outnumber men 2 to 1 is the over 85 group. And it was never 7 to 1. I'm not going to let him shrug that off like he just didn't get the new census. That's a ridiculous claim.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

It's like 52% to 48%, dude.

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In which country? I'm talking on a worldwide scale.

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Originally Posted by mannerbot

I guess in your case opposites don't attract.

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You haven't earned the right to take pot shots at me.

Just because you see everyone else doing it, doesn't mean I'll tolerate it from you.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

In which country? I'm talking on a worldwide scale.

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You could always move to Dubai, where there's like a 3-1 or 4-1 ratio of males.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I don't like freckles. They look like some kind of gross skin rash. We have a lot of disgusting leperphiliacs around here or something.

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you shut your dirty pie hole. You are just making it harder on the rest of us.

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

you shut your dirty pie hole. You are just making it harder on the rest of us.

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No kidding, shut the hell up Andrew.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Maybe it's just a front, but I think he's right. Black girls seem to have much better self esteem. Even if they might be kinda big or whatever, they're happy with it, or at least that's the image they project.

This is a very good thing, btw. I agree insecure white girls are a pain in the ass to deal with.

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This has more to do with the fact that the majority of black men prefer our women to not look like sticks. Like it or not, men of a given culture set the standard that women of that culture aspire to.

Black women are generally more secure about the way they are built because:

A) It's genetically natural for them to have wide hips, big butts, thick thighs, and full lips with generally small breasts. As a result they

B) feel no need to live up to a pervasive Euro-Caucasian standard of beauty due to

C) black men perpetually reinforcing the idea that their natural physical assets are more desirable than those of other women.


Add to this the fact that black women are granted a much larger degree of sexual self-expression and this breeds a level of self-confidence that other women see, envy and try desperately to emulate in one way or another (white girls acting "black" and other such completely-missing-the-point tomfoolery).

Even with all those positives, however, black women are a whole other set of neuroses to deal with.

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Originally Posted by Master of 7s

Haven't had much luck with the women I've met thus far.

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They don't assign procreation receptacles in your (non) religion? ;)