I'm sorry to make a thread about this stupid bitch, but this is just too damn good...
She's more fucked than Paris Hilton, and will definitely do some hard jail time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reuters
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I'm sorry to make a thread about this stupid bitch, but this is just too damn good...
She's more fucked than Paris Hilton, and will definitely do some hard jail time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reuters
mugshot
What a stupid white trash bitch. I wonder if she'll get off easy like Paris did.
lol @ mugshot.
I mean, Lohan also has a previous DD incident, PLUS coke on her? If she gets off with no time, California should just break off and sink right into the fucking ocean.
She's fucked. The counts against her make Paris look like an angel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
What is wrong with these fucking Hollywood people?
Oh my God, making movies is so hard! Making millions must be so stressful.
Get a real job.
Celebs always get away with stupid bullshit. If she gets off with probation and a 2-day drug and alcohol education course I wouldn't be suprised.
Just as many (if not more) regular people get busted for the same exact shit every day. We just hear about when celebs do it because...well, they're celebs.Quote:
Originally Posted by jonas
LOL!
"I accidentally fell into some snow, officer."
Now we just need Brit to get arrested and the circle will be complete.
http://city.udn.com/community/img/PS...f_760620_1.jpg
I love that Bimbo Summit front page. She is looking worse and worse everyday.
Hilton needs to be in jail longer than se was.
There is no way that this bitch shouldn't be doing jail time after this.
If she gets off on probation or some shit, then the justice system fails hard.
I think if this was her first offense, the yeah you're probably right. But this her second DUI (didn't she just get her first?), plus she now has a christmas list of charges against her. I just couldn't imagine her getting away from this without some extensive jail-time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
She should get the same Judge that Paris Hilton got.
I'd prefer her having the inevitable fatal OD over jail time, imo.
I've driven drunk with cocaine in my pocket on many occasions.
She just sucks at it.
Yup. That lovely, red-headed, big-titted hottie from Mean Girls is forever gone. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
Ah the wonders of getting top notch representation.
Since you're an expert, jail time: yes or no?Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Agreed :( if only she hadn't ignored my constant sexual stalking from the internet, she would be my love slave and not in this trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Hookers and coke imo
expert: not really, wait 3 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
As for jailtime, with a bad lawyer out of the equation, depends on the judge entirely.
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Originally Posted by Josh
Post pictures, please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Lohan needs a good scolding. They should give her over to me for a few days.
Oh wow, a person whose professional work I've never had any interest in did something stupid. Look at that.
I hope everyone that gives half a shit about "news" like this experiences searing rectal inversion.
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Upon searching Lohan's 2007 BMW, the arresting officer also discovered several vials of crack cocaine, a small amout of marijuana, 2 bags of a low-cost methamphetamine known as Crank, and a large vibrator.
http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/be...meangirls1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1185299354
Well, there's you're explanation (from Mean Girls promotion): she's a rebel. That's not a good enough reason?
:( I can't help it, I've been following her downward spiral for desperate attention for months in an attempt to make me feel better about myself. FINE. I'LL JUST CUT MYSELF INSTEAD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
I'm sure she enjoys both the cock and pussy.
Dammit... I want the real, beautiful red-headed Lindsay back! *cries*
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She'll take it to trial. All things being equal, with a BAC of .12 or .13, a decent lawyer could get her a good shot at acquittal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
Good luck getting an unbiased jury, though. Voir dire should be a blast.
Even with the cocaine and it being her second DUI?Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeve
Depends if she was tested for cocaine or not. Judging by the fact that they already have BAC results, they probably did a breath test, which does not reveal cocaine in the system. If she tests positive for cocaine in her blood or urine, she's fucked.
My understanding is that she has two pending DUI prosecutions, no convictions. But the prior has no real bearing on her likelihood of conviction on the new case.
Wow, deja vu.
I thought possession was a pretty serious charge in of itself.
Oh, the possession charge is a gimme if it goes to trial.
I'm just talking about fighting the DUI.
With all the money these bitches make, you'd think they would hire a limo when they go out partying.
Even Dennis Rodman is smart enough to do that.
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Bigger is always better.
I miss the real Lohan, she completely ruined herself.
Watch Mean Girls if you've never seen it, it's like a hot bitches conference. Funny too.
3 years ago we were talking about how hot and successful she was gonna be.
This sucks.
Miranda Cosgrove has potential, but she's still like 12. (More to be a good actress, not saying she's hot now)
Indeed. Her wonderful rack went to shit since she went through that phase where she starved herself and became a stick-figure. Also, she does everything she can to cover up all her freckles, which to me, personally, are a turn-on. Go watch the Parent Trap, her face was covered with the things. I guess they're hidden under pounds of cover-up now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
redhead + freckles + huge rack = teh win.
Anyway, there's something...I dunno, unclean about her now. I actually think she's kinda gross these days.
Lindsay peaked then, IMO. It's been downhill ever since.Quote:
Watch Mean Girls if you've never seen it, it's like a hot bitches conference. Funny too.
And yeah, it actually was a decent movie.
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
Well, with her recent movie cancelled and the cost of drugs and other expenses, I doubt she has much bitch money left. Next time they send her to rehab, don't let her out every night to do more drugs. Kind of defeats the purpose.Quote:
Originally Posted by gamevet
Fuck this ugly cunt.
This shit is non-news.
I just read that she's been calling up paparazzi rags to try and sell pics of her to drumn up some cash (like 30k). Sounds like she's got a real problem with skiing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammadeau
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1185346470Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
What a waste of an actually good looking redhead....Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
I was wondering what was going to happen since she was supposed to be on Leno last night, because they still had her listed as being a guest. So they had Rob Schneider show up in a dress. Made sense to me, who else where they going to find free on a tuesday with no advance notice, willing to dress up like Lindsay Lohan? Rob Schneider of course.
this thread does not deliver based upon the title...
Lindsay Lohan busted with 12 ounces of coke.
Tommy Tallarico
ZING!
that sucked really, really bad. Hubbitron, save us.
Cocaine's illegal now? Fuck...
http://www.drinkcocaine.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Uhh...
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tm...ndsay_ex_2.jpg
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She pins blame after stop on 'the black kid'
BY TRACY CONNOR
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Saturday, July 28th 2007, 4:00 AM
Lindsay Lohan hijacked an SUV from a near-stranger, took it on a 100-mph chase with three men inside, and then had the nerve to tell cops, "The black kid was driving."
That's the shocking account given by the SUV's passengers who are surprised they survived the white-knuckle ride from Malibu to Santa Monica that ended with the star's arrest on drunken-driving and drug possession charges.
"I was honestly terrified," Dante Nigro, owner of the GMC Denali, told the entertainment news site TMZ.com yesterday.
"That was the craziest car ride I've ever been in, and she didn't care," said Nigro's pal Jakon Sutter. "She just kept going...like we were joyriding in a parking lot."
The young men say the fresh-from-rehab Lohan was crazed with rage and drunk on fame - not to mention the cocktails and shots they say she downed before the wild episode.
"I can't get in trouble - I'm a celebrity," Lohan allegedly bragged as the young men pleaded with her to stop the car. "I can do whatever the f--- I want."
Their paths crossed with Lohan's because Nigro, 20, is a friend of Tarin Graham, who was the "Mean Girls" star's assistant.
Nigro was invited to a Malibu party by Lohan on Monday and brought along buddies Sutter and Ronnie Blake, who waited outside in the Denali.
An argument between Graham and her boyfriend erupted and spilled onto the street, and Lohan eventually inserted herself into the dispute.
After Graham quit her job and left in her car, Lohan allegedly reached through the window of the Denali, grabbed the keys, jumped into the empty driver's seat and took off - with Blake and Sutter in back and Nigro riding shotgun.
"I jump out of the car as she's just about to start accelerate," Blake said. "She runs over my foot...and she didn't stop."
"That's right when I go to try and grab the wheel and get her to stop," Nigro said. "That's when she's like, 'If you touch me, I'll sue you.'"
Lohan pursued Graham's Tahoe down the Pacific Coast Highway at 100 mph, pulling several U-turns - but the assistant managed to elude her, the men said.
So the actress headed for Graham's house in Santa Monica, blowing stop signs and red lights and nearly causing a head-on collision, they said.
When they got to the house, Graham's mother, Michelle Peck, was pulling up in a Cadillac Escalade, and Lohan gunned it again - forcing Peck to flee in reverse. When Nigro and Sutter begged her to slow down, she said, "I can do whatever I want. Wanna see?" and sped up, they said. Peck, who was on the phone to 911 and didn't realize Lohan was driving, eventually pulled into a parking lot near the police station. Lohan jumped out to confront her.
That's when cops showed up - and Lohan allegedly tried to weasel out of trouble by claiming Sutter was behind the wheel.
"We can hear her saying, 'No, I wasn't driving, the black kid was driving,'" Nigro said.
"She starts yelling to me, 'Tell him I didn't do anything,'" Sutter added.
But cops smelled booze on Lohan's breath, and after she flunked a sobriety test, they busted her. They said they also found cocaine in her pocket.
A lawyer for Nigro, Sutter and Blake said they are considering legal action against Lohan.
In her only statement since the arrest, Lohan claimed she's "innocent."
Another celeb being set up to join the Christwagon™.
She goes in, guaranteed she comes out born again.
I'm hoping she converts to Islam, personally.
Holy shit :lol:Quote:
...then had the nerve to tell cops, "The black kid was driving."
I hope they nail this bitch to the wall. God, do girls have any decent role models anymore? They're all skanks and brats.
Ok, so she ran over the black kid's foot, and then blamed him for driving the car? Damn. She is so sued.
edit: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1185683435
man; bitch aint even tryin to look decent.
See, the reason why Josh can drive around drunk with coke in his pocket is because he isn't a fucking lunatic.
Agreed, here comes a 40 million dollar lawsuit and you better bet that Jesse Jackson has already made travel arrangements.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
That'll be hard to do. Christians are way more proactive in prison than muslims and you can't get away from 'em either.Quote:
Originally Posted by mannerbot
I think she is going to convert into a pornstar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
I've yet to meet a girl with freckles that understands how hot they make them. I don't know what it is about white girls, but if they have anything sexy, they hate it, and want the opposite. Girls with straight long hair cut it and curl it. Girls with big boobs don't want them, and flat girls get boob jobs. Girls with nice butts, want flat a asses. Girls with nice legs want no curves and want to be shorter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
stupid white girls
A lot of your posts lately have a disturbing combination of mopiness and misogyny that is really strikingly creepy. Did something happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
my buddy just told me about this today, I had a hearty gut laugh. that ugly bitch should just be shot like the rest of those worthless fleshbags (ie Brittney and Paris.)
I don't really followQuote:
Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone
True story. Josh was following me to my place. He had a bunch in his car and I had a bunch in mine. I got pulled over in my neighborhood and Josh drove right on home. I was told to get my address changed on my DL. We all won.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I have no problem driving a little drunk with some pot in my pocket (doesn't happen much, but when it does oh well), but if I had coke, I'm pretty sure I'd be freaking out looking over my shoulder the entire time. At least you got away with it. I woulda shit myself.
Protip:
Coke is easier to hide than pot.
Amen. Freckles are a big turn on for me. So are alot of "Imperfections" like dimples and girls with glasses. And i have noticed that about a lot of white girls also. Everyone else seems to flaunt whatever they have and are proud of it.I love those girls :)Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
And i honestly dont see what she said as racist. just some drunk coked out whore saying anything to get out of trouble. It would have been racist if the cop believed her though.
JBNagis
Blackest name ever confirmed. The only way he can top that is if he has a kid named Leroy.Quote:
Dante Nigro
Purnell imo.
I hope she converts into a tractor trailer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
IBTNQuote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
That's not a white girl thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Women in general don't know what the hell they want.
Say they want a nice guy, but pick assholes cause nice guys are boring.
Say they want security and stability, but attach themselves to male drama queens because of the unpredictable nature of the relationship.
Say they want to be respected, but the only time they show you any respect is when you treat 'em like shit.
I'm glad women outnumber men by 7 to 1. Makes it easier to find the sane ones.
Your thinking is wrong cus you assume there ARE any sane ones. I sure as hell havnt met any. At least not in this generation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
JBNagis
Especially if you drive one of these.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
http://www.damox.com/cars/thumbs/Del...rean_DMC12.jpg
Maybe it wasn't racist. But I find it odd that out of three guys in the car, she blames it on the black guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBNagis
Maybe it's just a front, but I think he's right. Black girls seem to have much better self esteem. Even if they might be kinda big or whatever, they're happy with it, or at least that's the image they project.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
This is a very good thing, btw. I agree insecure white girls are a pain in the ass to deal with.
The rest of the shit you said about women going for assholes and being upset that they're assholes is fairly universal, though.
On what planet is this? I don't even know how you could possibly believe this if you've ever... you know, been in public.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
have you seen the trailer for "i know who killed me"? i never knew she had so many freckles. it's almost like they used computer enhancement on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
http://content.answers.com/main/cont.../34/Twins4.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
LOL, :tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos
It's not really any easier or harder. Pretty much the same challenge all around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff-chan
I don't like freckles. They look like some kind of gross skin rash. We have a lot of disgusting leperphiliacs around here or something.
I'd ride it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Ah, I looked it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
T'was outdated info. It's 2 to 1 now.
Meaning I still have a 50% chance of finding one that that isn't batshit insane.
Hmm...what the hell are the odds on that one? Haven't had much luck with the women I've met thus far.
I guess in your case opposites don't attract.
I date a black girl who's insecure about her weight but she hangs out with a lot of white girls and is technically 1/3 white...but she's definately a lot more secure about herself then my last (and white) girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Anyway...celebrities, a majority of them are fuck-ups. We always hear about guys like Tom Cruise and George Clooney and girls like Lohan and Hilton but every now and then we're blessed with a great actor like Edward Norton who denies the celebrity status and lives like a normal human being.
It's like 52% to 48%, dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frog is right on this one. Even if what you said was true, you're still unlikely to find a girl who's "sane". My girlfriend is a huge pain in the ass but I admire her good qualities so I stick with her. Why don't I try and find one who isn't a pain and has the same qualities? Because that girl doesn't exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
The only demographic where women outnumber men 2 to 1 is the over 85 group. And it was never 7 to 1. I'm not going to let him shrug that off like he just didn't get the new census. That's a ridiculous claim.
In which country? I'm talking on a worldwide scale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
You haven't earned the right to take pot shots at me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mannerbot
Just because you see everyone else doing it, doesn't mean I'll tolerate it from you.
You could always move to Dubai, where there's like a 3-1 or 4-1 ratio of males.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s
you shut your dirty pie hole. You are just making it harder on the rest of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
No kidding, shut the hell up Andrew.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
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Originally Posted by Frogacuda
This has more to do with the fact that the majority of black men prefer our women to not look like sticks. Like it or not, men of a given culture set the standard that women of that culture aspire to.
Black women are generally more secure about the way they are built because:
A) It's genetically natural for them to have wide hips, big butts, thick thighs, and full lips with generally small breasts. As a result they
B) feel no need to live up to a pervasive Euro-Caucasian standard of beauty due to
C) black men perpetually reinforcing the idea that their natural physical assets are more desirable than those of other women.
Add to this the fact that black women are granted a much larger degree of sexual self-expression and this breeds a level of self-confidence that other women see, envy and try desperately to emulate in one way or another (white girls acting "black" and other such completely-missing-the-point tomfoolery).
Even with all those positives, however, black women are a whole other set of neuroses to deal with.
They don't assign procreation receptacles in your (non) religion? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Master of 7s