She's popped out 17 kids - 17 - and wants more!
Are you kidding me?
Talk amongst yourselves
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She's popped out 17 kids - 17 - and wants more!
Are you kidding me?
Talk amongst yourselves
BLOWN OUT PUSSY ALERT!
Probably because your a fucking slip and slide.Quote:
"It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."
Eh, doesn't say anything about them being on Welfare or anything. If they can afford to support 17 kids (how, I'd love to know) without being a burden on taxpayers, then whatever. I mean, sure, the planet's overpopulated but there's no law against needlessly popping out kids.
Besides, they kept blabbing about the Lord in that article so I'm assuming they think contraception is a sin, so there's nothing to stop his hot gooey load from knocking her up every time they bang anyway.
Yeah, seriously. That must be one sorry, saggy slab of poon after squirting out 17 kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
No more cunnilingus for her ever again. I'd be terrifed to go down there - unless there was a pussy-tuck - then maybe.
I'm not having one god damn thing to do with any lady that has popped out 17 kids. She can probably get knocked up from your saliva.Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
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Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Her husband's name is Jim Bob. :lol:
I wonder if they are mormons.
I honestly believe that any woman that would even want to have 17+ kids has to be mentally ill.
I mean, let's do the math. She just had kid #17. At 9 months a pregnancy, that means she's spent 153 months of her life pregnant. That's 12.75 years. :wtf:
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo
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Originally Posted by Wikipedia
They defineatly look the part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo
Dayum. Thats like a robbery charge conviction but with pregnancy instead of the penitentiary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
From Bill's wiki entry:Quote:
Duggar and his wife Michelle (born 1966) are politically conservative fundamentalist Christians who endorse Quiverfull and the teachings of Bill Gothard. They reportedly live debt-free.
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Gothard discourages listening to contemporary Christian music, encourages homeschooling, and his group publishes its own homeschool material[2]; and, according to one follower, claims borrowing money for any reason, even a home mortgage, is wrong. According to one critic, Gothard protested against the Cabbage Patch Kids because Cabbage Patch Kids or Treasure Trolls could lead to difficulties in conceiving or giving birth to a child[4], and has discouraged the use of contraceptives or other family planning.[5][6]
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Originally Posted by AP
Ok, I was curious and had time. Here's the rundown on her age at the birth of every kid. It could be off by a few months.
She was born in 1966. Assuming she had her b-day already this year she had kid 17 at 41. She had her first kid at 22. That's 17 kids in 19 years. Dole, you stated 9 months of pregnancy, technically it's 10 since the first month you don't know you're prego until your aunt doesn't show (hey, I'm not getting technical). Anyway, here's the rest of the rundown of her age w/all the kids.
1-22 11-33
2-24 12-34
3-24 13-35
4-25 14-37
5-27 15-38
6-28 16-39
7-29 17-41
8-30
9-32
10-33
Welfare at its worst.
Good god.
Anyone remember the opening from Idiocracy? These people are living proof it's coming true!
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Originally Posted by Mykozo
plus a lifetime of dealing with brats!
It's a vagina, not a clown car.
Oh like you've never treated a vagina like a clown car before...
ToucheQuote:
Originally Posted by Josh
She should just stay on her back for the rest of her life and ring a bell when she begins going into labor again. I think that would speed up this entire circus quite a bit.
Yeah, I know a lot of orthodox jewish families with 14 or 15 kids. But they take care of them and pay for their needs, so whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
There is a TV show about these people. They are crazy.
I thought this was appropriate. I'm trying to find video during the part where that British mother just pops out a kid while doing the dishes and then asks one of her umpteen children, "Could you pick that up for me dearie?"
No way, they are sane, we are the crazy one to limit ourselves to only a few kids.
you didn't factor in that they had two sets of twins, so that shortens it a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Brightsides:
1. 10 1/2 years of no periods. That's 126 weeks of sexual opportunity that most guys miss out on.
2. Built in babysitters, you don't have to hire neighborhood kids to watch yours when you go behind the barn on saturday nights to try to make more kids.
3.Most importantly of all, there is nothing better than pregnant sex. I've only been able to experience it for 24 months. This asshat got it for TEN YEARS!
Downside: unless she kegels constantly, he'd have a better time fucking a handful of baloney.
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Originally Posted by John Cena
If you mean sex without using a condom, then fine, but if you mean pregnancy as a form of sexiness, then fuck no. I only did the pregnant sex thing a handfull of times, and it was not enjoyable. I was usually intoxicated.
This family frightens me. A lot.
To each there own, but I love the look and feel of a mildly pregnant woman. What's not enjoyable about a cooch that is marinated 24/7 attached to a woman whose hormones are raging making her constantly horny?Quote:
Originally Posted by Changeling
I will agree that towards the end of the pregnancy it loses some of the charm. Especially when the doctor encourages you to engage in it as a way of stimulating labor.
If it helps, what you described is actually a scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
I know, but finding that scene has proven to be quite difficult and since I'm at work I can't spend too much time looking for it.
Every sperm IS sacred.
You're a sick, disgusting deviant.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
yeah, but what's that got to do with Preggo sex?
Let's stay on topic please.
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
I disagree. I personally think that some women - especially your wife (If you're not Yoshi) can look sexy as hell when they're pregnant.
Also: As long as they're not heffers
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Originally Posted by Type Ryan
Hell yes.
I think it is understandable to find your OWN pregnant wife attractive. The two of you are sharing something that doesn't happen much in a normal life time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
However, he probably shouldn't admit to getting hot off of other preg women.
They can start the Duggar baseball lineup!
Stop trying so hard Nomi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
I would hate being one of the children in this family, you'd have virtually no advanced relationship with either of your parents. The one day I decide to have children, I'd like maybe 2-3 kids, preferably one, but I might like to have a couple more.
On the upside statistically one of those kids will probably be gay. That'll be fun, family drama!
Especially since there's a theory that chances of being homosexual increase rapidly with the amount of older brothers you have.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Pretty much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
I've seen some of the stuff on tv about these people. They seem pretty wacky (in that overly religious kinda way), but don't really seem like bad people.
You could do much worse to have them as neighbors.
statistically most of them will figure out that there parents are nutjobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
You people are being bigots.
These people like to create life, they treat that life well and they support it on their own two feet. They're not crazy, they're just as bad as if I play video games for the rest of my life.
what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
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Gothard discourages listening to contemporary Christian music, encourages homeschooling, and his group publishes its own homeschool material[2]; and, according to one follower, claims borrowing money for any reason, even a home mortgage, is wrong. According to one critic, Gothard protested against the Cabbage Patch Kids because Cabbage Patch Kids or Treasure Trolls could lead to difficulties in conceiving or giving birth to a child[4], and has discouraged the use of contraceptives or other family planning.[5][6]
These people are clearly crazy; anyone can see that.
"Gothard discourages listening to contemporary Christian music"
Good. Most of that music is crap. No loss there.
"encourages homeschooling"
Good. Most public schools suck.
"his group publishes its own homeschool material"
Could be good or bad. Depends on what the curriculum contains.
"claims borrowing money for any reason, even a home mortgage, is wrong."
Good. Owing people money sucks, and paying interest sucks even more.
"Gothard protested against the Cabbage Patch Kids because Cabbage Patch Kids or Treasure Trolls could lead to difficulties in conceiving or giving birth to a child, and has discouraged the use of contraceptives or other family planning."
Well, that's just fucked up right there, still four out of five ain't bad.
I was going to make a joke about how we need more christian soldiers to fight off the rising minorities, but I didn't want to get carded for racism. So I didn't.
Thief, I don't now how to break this to you, but you ARE crazy. If you look past your cum stained anime t-shirt, deep into your little rapey-rapey heart, you will find this truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
True, but how many home-schooled kids do you know who didn't have totally fucked up social skills?Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
Unless your kid is going to be a scientist or some shit where he's/she's completely cut off from human interaction, home schooling is almost guaranteed to fuck them up in the long run (at least, if my own experiences with home-schooled kids is worth anything).
Personally public school left me socially inept and with a deficient college skill set. College fixed both, yay college. Nothing like academic and personal freedom to force one to develop on their own.
I love how there's the photo with the family all gathered 'round the newborn and most of them look like "meh, here's another".
Nine times out of ten, people who homeschool their kids aren't doing it to give them a better education than the public system can supply; quite the opposite. They're doing it to make sure their kids grow up knowing the earth came into being four thousand years ago, the dinosaurs existed alongside early man, every species in existence has been so since the beginning of time in exactly the same form it has today, rain is the tears of angels for man's continuing sin, all people who don't look like you are out to screw you over, and all homosexuals are child molesters. This ensures the children are completely unprepared for any higher education except one of those Christian Clown Colleges (which can only be considered "higher education" when compared to what the poor bastards have already been subjected to).Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cena
So teaching your children the truth is what, wrong or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gas
Yeah that's just what these kids need, to be sheltered.Quote:
encourages homeschooling, and his group publishes its own homeschool material
I was talking specifically moreso into their desire to have lots of children and being able to support themselves, without going into their religious zealousy.
If I sit and play video games all the time for the rest of my life, there will be consequences. It's unethical and hopefully not what ends up happening.
These people will have consequences for sheltering these kids, some of the kids will probably turn out like their parents, while some of them will feel starved for love and attention, and some will just probably snap all together.
But I don't think these people really care about their children as they care about bringing in controlled life into this world and force feeding their teachings.
Actually yeah, I retract my previous statement.
They may not be a welfare case, but 6 of these kids probably will be :/.
Their kids are called Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah amd Jennifer.
No, really.
The last one will be Jesus. And then that will be the end of the world. It was prophecized.
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Originally Posted by red_war_machine
I guess mom and dad forgot about the other 25 letters in the alphabet.
Also: The Pill, Vysectomy, Condoms, and other known forms of preventing the unnecessary birth of that many kids
lawl Jim Bob want's more boys. but seriously, what does this guy do that he makes enough to support 17 children, a fat ass wife, and have a place to put them all? I understand wanting a big family, it can be very nice when there's a lot of love, but come the fuck on. I bet they have 8 dogs and 12 cats.
They're called tax deductions - # of dependants, head of household, etc. When he files for 17 dependants on his W-2, he doesn't have nearly as many taxes taken out, which leaves more $$$ to support the kids. Plus, since he was a state politician at one point, he proabably has enough from kick-backs to support his cult-like familty.
Even when all taxes are accounted for, It's only a third of what you make - roughly. You're telling me he gets enough off 1/3 to support his cult? He must be banking mills.
why to parents get obsessed with J names?Quote:
Originally Posted by red_war_machine
You're trying to find reason in the actions of two people who want more than 17 kids.
I've known people with just three kids that have done the same thing
from youngest to oldest (which is me) my family goes:Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Jessica, Jennifer, Justin, Josh, and my mom is Julie. My dad is Norman. Yeah, go figure that one out. Also, 3 of the 4 kids were born in May (my sister and I are 1 day apart) as well as my parent's anniversary being in the same month. And they were gunna name me Jason... I guess J's are popular these days.
BUMP.
The bitch got knocked up AGAIN with her 18th child. Seriously, how many kids do you need (or can afford)? Her shit has GOT to be all tore up by now.
I was afraid this was the same baby machine from last year. Holy shit, put the dick down!
That has got to be one barren, strip-mined womb by this point.
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Joshua, the Duggars’ eldest son, said the news, two days before Mother's Day was “a shock” — if only to a point.
“I wasn’t expecting that,”
Saw that this morning. I'm honestly concerned for her health at this point.
Oh she's totally going to die from this at some point.
What woman has given birth to the most children?
The wife of Feodor Vassilyev, in Russia, 1700s. She gave birth to 69 children in 27 confinements, with 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. Two of her children died in infancy.
I've also heard of a women in South America who had 56 kids and live to be very old.
Maybe it's a dieting fad. How else can you lose ten pounds in ten seconds? Have your arm blown off at the elbow? Take an epic dump?
Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway.... jesus christ....
And Mykozo agrees.
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Originally Posted by Mykozo
Age and location please, I'm trying to get Thief a holla.
Eh, it's the way they live their life. Every one at the least seems happy. Shit right now I'd take on a bucket of kids if I could live debt free.
Is there a 'baby-bonus' equivalent in the US? In AU, we get a payout from the government when we have a kid, regardless of your social / financial standing. Come August, my wife and I will be getting a cheque for $5800.00. This chick could have made a killing.
HELLLOOOOOOO NEW TV!Quote:
Originally Posted by Detour
Hah, it's not like we need baby stuff, huh? Heheh.
New PC imo.
Nah, nothing like that here. If you're on Welfare, the payout goes up with the number of kids you have, and of course you get certain tax breaks for having kids, but no one will actually send you a check.
What gender name is this?Quote:
Jinger
And the welfare one can get for children is no where NEAR the actual cost of a child and only the hillariously poor can get it with out lying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
It's Ginger (for females, obviously), but with a J.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rem
The dad is a wealthy guy who loves kids. Aside from the cultist kind of vibe he's not being a burden on tax payers and takes good care of his children. So good for him. He could have as many as 40 grandchildren by the time his wife stops popping babies. His clan will bear fruit even if they are at best mediocre earners.
Keeping up with the theme of this thread... FUCK this cunt. Are you kidding me? Take the kids away, put them in a good home where the mom has a source of income and isn't batshit insane.
Yeah, I've got no problem with the Duggars. They've got no debt, built a house, and their kids will be weird but non-benefits-bound members of society. This other lady, wow. She's asking for donations? Her home state is already paying for her shit, why would they give her more money? There's nothing charitable about her abusing medical science.
Exactly. This woman is the epitome of irresponsibilty. Social services should be all over this. And what the FUCK is she doing with a publicist?
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lol. I'm so awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I think it would be cool if the Fed agreed to pay for her shit.
But in return, she had to sign over all of her kids to the armed forces and every nine months she gets implanted with eight more eggs. Think about it! In ten years, the Army could have 100 soilder from one broad! They could call her the Queen and make her a mascot!
Breed All you Can Breed - ARMY
So this new one can't even support herself? To the ovens with her and her brood imo.
She lives in a 3 bedroom house with her parents! Pathetic and psycho. Poor kids. Isn't the oldest kid only 7 or something?
Didn't she claim she wasn't on welfare, but then conceded that she was getting food stamps?
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Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
Insane. Absolutely crazy. Sad thing is, she'll probably make bank on donations.
Mike Judge nailed it on the head with Idocracy. Smart people know when and when NOT to reproduce. The idiots/crazies of the world will continue to corrupt the gene pool, and this woman is a prime example. I weep for the future.
Oh, crap. You're reproducing right now, aren't you Type Ryan!? :fail:Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
That's what I get for typing when I'm pissed. fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geen